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The Flash is shaping up to be a disaster bigger than Fan4stic and Island of Doctor Moreau.

The Flash is shaping up to be a disaster bigger than Fan4stic and Island of Doctor Moreau. Just where is Ezra Miller, and what will WB do with the film? Will it ever see the light of day? How long until WB tries another Flash film, one strictly standalone like The Batman?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As long as nothing happens to The Rock. All I want is Black Adam, the rest of these movies can burn in hell for all I care.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That was how I felt about Nightwing until the rest of the shit destroyed my hope that it will be good.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ezra will be redeemed when it turns out he was saving vulnerable trans folk from their abusive families

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well he rapes little boys around the world from Kiev to Carolina
    They're such an unhinged gnomish tranny from Israel down to Belize
    He'll cut off his dick to try and make a vagina
    Tell me where in the world is fag Ezra Miller?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its Kyiv, chudcel

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hire a mentally ill gay freak and you get what you fucking deserve.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how kino the premier is going to be when Ezra suddenly appears tripping out of his mind on LSD wearing a dress made out of the skin of that teenage spic he's been grooming.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously no dimension jokes, why hasn't he been caught yet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's the thing, he doesn't have a warrant out for his arrest. All he has against him currently is cease contact and an order to appear in court. There's no evidence yet of a crime, and the alleged victim is a legal adult not believed to be in danger. It's a tricky situation right now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not really that tricky. It means people want to find him but the cops don’t give a shit. There is basically no active pursuit of him by any authorities if that’s true so the real answer is no one important really gives a shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah basically some lawyers are trying to serve him papers and he's being evasive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah basically some lawyers are trying to serve him papers and he's being evasive.

          Legally it's not the end of the world. The more concerning thing right now is A) we can't find either of them and B) neither Ezra or WB have made comments about this situation. The silence is worrying because of the implications

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's just a piece of paper that says show your ass in court on this date right? Don't they mail that shit to you?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              A deputy tries to find you one time before he shuffles the papers back behind a mountain of them for the same bullshit because he’s the only cop assigned that duty for an entire county and he’s got shit to do, then by the time he gets back to it the court order has expired and you are free from all responsibilities to show up.

              Worked with cops for years, welcome to muttmerica. Like 70% of all this shit is just dropped for one reason or another be it a charge or a demand to appear. They only really try to find you if someone’s dead or something.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind this is also tribal court, not regular Mutt court

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Ezra Miller's voodoo priest associate
                holy shit please tell me they find this guy and get him to testify in the trial

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                God I hope so, I don't even know who the fuck that is and I thought I knew basically everyone in their commune.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's still recovering from the operation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >be gnomish
      >commit crime
      >no consequences
      Many such cases

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i dont like ezra but he did her a favor
      saving the youth from the obesity epidemic by the power of molesting the shit out of them is truly a one of a kind superpower

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks better on the right
      Based Ezra grooming her to be hotter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the youth
      What youth?
      Bitch is nearly 19, these pathetic redskins just can't cut the cord and are fighting to hold on to her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        i dont like ezra but he did her a favor
        saving the youth from the obesity epidemic by the power of molesting the shit out of them is truly a one of a kind superpower

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is low-key hilarious on multiple levels
        thousands of years were not enough for these people to figure out agriculture or how to write down things or how to build a goddamn log cabin are now doing their own law proceedings
        kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fucktard there were cities and entire nations on the American continent before the arrival of the white man.
          If you're going to be racist at least do some fucking research.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            not in north america u spastic beaner

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro natives totally had civillation before the white man ruined everything. It totally wasn't just brutal tribal warfare.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The DCEU turned out to be of the biggest cinematic trainwrecks in history, all thanks to Zack Snyder

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all thanks to Zack Snyder
      You mean Geoff Johns?
      Man of Steel was commercially successful.
      Batman v Superman was ruined by the studio.
      Justice League (2017) was completely rewritten by Geoff Johns and Joss Whedon and was the point of no return for the DCEU.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like all other capeshit, the movie is 99% green screen. I don't think it is out of the question to replace this homosexual with somebody else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to reshoot the entire movie. Hire all the actors again who share scenes with Flash. Redo special effects. It would probably cost another 150 million.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only hire the replacement actor and film him in the already designed setups over the green screen, then update the already done effects.
        The bulk of the work is not lost, you are not starting from scratch.
        It would still involve more money, of course, but it may very well be the wiser choice, if not the *only* choice, both economically and from a PR perspective.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're just making a cheap frankstein movie that's pieced together and you're going to turn off an audience that otherwise would've paid to see your movie. This is easily a potential billion dollar movie, and if you just slap another actor over Ezra Miller you're guaranteeing it flops and further fucks the DC brand. I say spend the 150 million to reshoot it, bite the bullet and cut your losses. At least the movie will have potential to do big business.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >cheap
            So, is it costly or is it cheap? make up your mind.
            > turn off an audience
            You think people wanted to see this movie because of Miller? Some of them, sure, but most just want to see the fucking Flash doing awesome shit and see how it moves forward the DCEU. If anything, people wanted to see this movie *in spite* of Miller, not *because* of him.

            >is easily a potential billion dollar movie
            AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
            > further fucks the DC brand.
            I think the brand is already in shambles, for several reasons. The continuation of Miller as Flash just makes it worse and a PR nightmare that will probably get only worse over time.
            As you say, they should bite the bullet, invest some more money and replace miller. It will never do "big business", but they can cut their losses to some extent and continue forward with the franchise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope it's impossible without reshooting the movie entirely, Ezra plays three different iterations of Flash (Flash, Earth-2 Flash and Black Flash), they had to use CGI already to duplicate Ezra's face onto another actor's for the scenes where two Flashes are there at the same time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How automated are effects? I don't think fx people do any pixel manipulation by hand. I think they instead use automated tools, like very high end filters from your phone, with lots of options and shit.
        Replacing face1 with face2 may require some serious work, but once done, replacing face2 with face3 can't possibly be the same ammount of work.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The 2nd actor wore this green rig that color matches everything and makes the footage turn out more seamless/natural, doing it creates a digital double, they used similar tech in Logan (2017) I think:

          seems impossible without reshooting it with the new actor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The press junket is gonna be odd when you don't have leading actor doing the interviews

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They poured too much money into it for it NOT to come out. I guess they're just waiting for the whole Ezra situation to blow over, or come to a conclusion before they release the movie. Then they'll do the whole PR defensive. "We don't condone Ezra's actions, but for the sake of the rest of the cast and crew who worked so hard on this movie, we kind of HAVE to release it!" Then all the cast will tow that same message

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      From the looks of it ITT not nearly as serious as these retarded parents made it seem

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is who Ezra chose to groom and kidnap? Her?

    That's a yikes from me. At least if she was hot I'd understand throwing your career away

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread dawg, dude gonna be fine
      he didn’t kidnap her

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    u are stupid and worng dickhead

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ezra miller is safe and chilling the movie is still coming out in theaters bitch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Eyes are panicking, Sara tweeting this tells me she or Chase did contact that fat bitch in Massachusetts about coming forward and pretending Ezra touched her homosexual kid
      They know exactly where both of them are, they just want attention

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >jumping eagle
        >probably 1/512 indian
        can't they come up with a cooler name?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill him and use Wally West as Flash

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ezra is a garden gnome so nothing will happen but double so because nobody gives a solitary fuck about Injuns. sure people do when it's a political convenience but never afterward.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's also already crumbling down from within since there's people within that Injun community that are defending Ezra and the girl instead of the parents

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >plays the flash
    >runs away from the cops

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