The fact that most mtfs dont mind having a penis and even love having a girldick shows just how laughably inferior vaginas are in aesthetics and de...

The fact that most mtfs don’t mind having a penis and even love having a girldick shows just how laughably inferior veganas are in aesthetics and design. Even cis women suffer from penis envy, yet a man would never wish he had a vegana, he would sooner kill himself than lose his dick. veganas were created as a joke so God could laugh at the unlucky half who got to be born with one. And there is nothing you can do to escape it save from getting a comically bad inflatable flesh tube, you just have to suffer having a disgusting wet hole festering on your body for the rest of your life. To mtfs, I hope you realize how lucky you are to get to be a woman while being free of the horror that is possessing a vegana.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back agp, reddit troons are getting too wienery if you will

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take your shots ayden. straps exist.
    my dick doesnt work anymore btw so not sure what you think im doing with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really matter if it works or not? You still have a penis, testicles you can touch and feel, that are part of your body as they should be. You are whole. You don’t have a horrific moist void embedded in your body. You are clean, vegana havers are not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh great so I have to get fricked in the ass just so I can have sex. Lovely~
        I'd glady take another moist hole anchored in-between my leg's.

        Stop trending and go get a bf before you make your self crazy(ier)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > I'd glady take another moist hole anchored in-between my leg's
          No you would not. You would absolutely not want that if you knew how it felt. You have no idea how horrifying it is on an existential level to be lacking a penis. You’d have to be completely mentally gone to actually chop off your penis and be fine with it. Imagine lacking humanity but just being conscious enough to acknowledge it, to bask in the horror of your own monstrous flesh casket. That’s what being cursed with a vegana feels like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You've fried your brain reading one to many BL manga's 🙁

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            then why did I replace my penis with a vegana and why is that perfectly fine?

            go get some phalloplasty or something

            I mean, veganas seem messy and confusing BUT also I legitimately hate having a dick, so I think I'd still go with the other option

            yeah it's fine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm a cis man and i actually wish i had a vegana tho
            i don't wanna get rid of my dick because it's the closest thing i could have to a clit, and i've spent too many years mentally conditioning myself to enjoy it
            if i could have i would rather have been born with a vegana (and also have been a woman) but as it stands the only real reason i have any real fondness for my dick is because of years and years of association

            >he would sooner kill himself than lose his dick.
            castration anxiety is an awful feeling.

            but i'm mentally fricked. some days i wish i were a futa with a massive 8" futa wiener and other days i just wish my dick shrinked into a clit and i grew a vag.

            anon every time i bottom i just get annoyed that i have to use my gross hole instead of having a dedicated sex hole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well my dick still works. Since I actually kept using it. So speak for yourself lol

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>yet a man would never wish he had a vegana, he would sooner kill himself than lose his dick
    >doesn't know about the AMAB c**tboys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can you please post that pic of the amab c**tboy? i lost it in my meme folder 🙁

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, veganas seem messy and confusing BUT also I legitimately hate having a dick, so I think I'd still go with the other option

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ehhh there not so bad actually
      you wont mind it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine some people keep it because the surgery still isn't great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you go with some rando garbo surgeon then sure, but theres a handful of good ones like dr supron whos techniques have none of the downsides /misc/tards always meme about

      captcha Y GAYM4

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope 3d bio printing and grafting becomes a successful thing in the next decade. I want a vegana so badly but no amount of cope can convince me the butcher jobs are worth it personally. I want proper functionality and something that doesn't look uncanny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think vegana will be easier than penis for this.

  7. 2 years ago
    FunnyDog

    No thanks anon I’m keeping mine

    Stop posting frankendick propaganda

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    owned with a single meme

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most cis women would be ok or even like having a penis, so it's understandable.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, its really fun to put stuff in sooo
    >guess my letter

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i had a pussy but i also dont want srs. i just wish i was born biologically female.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's complicated, I'm a vers top, but I'm not particularly attached to my dick, but I'm also not interested in SRS because it won't give me what I actually want. What causes dysphoric episodes is not me not having a vag, it's me not being able to give birth to my man's kids, it's even somewhat heartbreaking to look at or interact with pregnant women and women with newborns irl.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up every morning and think to myself "ahh another beautiful day of being a c**tboy"

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