The easiest way of telling if someone is a retard

just ask them if they take baths or showers

>you sit in your own dirt and shit
>you waste a lot of water = higher bills
>very bad for environment because lots of water + all of the chemicals for "bubbles"
>takes a lot of time (preparation, the actual bath and cleanup)
>you cannot pee in the water or you're gonna stink even more
>actually damages your hair and skin
>sitting there gets boring after two minutes
>you're still sweaty afterwards

>you actually get clean
>minimal water consumption
>you can get in and out in less than three minutes
>you can pee as much as you want
>good for skin and hair
>no boredom
>you feel refreshed
>bonus: cold showers improve your circulation and have many other benefits

So if anyone says that they take baths, you just they are mouth breathing retards with IQ lower than the temperature of water mixed with their shit they are sitting in (Celsius).

  1. 3 weeks ago

    I clean myself with fire

  2. 3 weeks ago

    you forgot that the shower is meant to be cold Anon, we can't be letting Putler win now can we

  3. 3 weeks ago

    >you sit in your own dirt and shit
    Hans, how dirty are you? I prefer showers myself, but regardless I don't go about caked in shit

    • 3 weeks ago

      >I don't go about caked in shit
      Your loss. You will never know the pleasure of being free from society’s yoke.

  4. 3 weeks ago

    Nothing you said is a lie.

  5. 3 weeks ago

    How is this political or relevant?
    It’s not up to you if someone wants to shower or take a bath. They can take a shower and sit in the bath straight after.

    Never forget that we are in the process of a replacement genocide and that we are under an occupation government.
    Fuck all the slide threads and bullshit topics that go nowhere. I don’t give a fuck about anything else.

    Russia and China are part of the ZOG. ~~*They*~~ will wage war between their puppet states if the need arises.
    Next stage will be war between ZOG East and ZOG west. They want to reduce the numbers of fighting age European men by throwing them into the meat grinder.
    You will be shamed by roasties and your family everyday. Propaganda will be consistent and broad. It will be acceptable for you to get dragged off the street. If they could do it to Ukraine they can do it in the west. ~~*More immigrants will be desperately needed to keep industry running*~~ while European men are fighting and dying.

    Democracy is an illusion. Politics is theatre. Fiat is enslavement and diversity is the genocide of the European people.

    The replacement genocide and fiat enslavement of the European people continues.
    ~~*They*~~ control every European founded nation on the planet. They have the fiat system at their disposal and own every company on the stock market. They have full control of the media, banking and government. The problem is that there are too many blue pilled homosexuals on here.

    • 3 weeks ago

      you obviously take baths

  6. 3 weeks ago

    Baths are comfy.

  7. 3 weeks ago

    This is apartment cope. OP probably doesn't even have the option to take a bath.

    I take baths because they are relaxing as fuck and soothe my muscles. If I am actually dirty I take a shower because that is only way to get clean, but if you aren't dirty, there is nothing wrong with baths. Infact if you never take baths, that makes YOU retarded because you're obviously too stupid to know a good thing if it's right in front of you

  8. 3 weeks ago

    I meditate while bathing, then I take a refreshing shower.

  9. 3 weeks ago

    To take a proper bath you shower first then bathe for 5 minutes then shower again.

    • 3 weeks ago

      then what's the purpose? You lose time and resources just for a short fleeting moment of "feeling good"

      • 3 weeks ago

        It’s good for your skin to stay hydrated, it’s also good to release tight muscles.

  10. 3 weeks ago

    I take hot baths with epsom salt and sometimes essential oils if I am sore from lifting and want to relax. Sometimes I’m in there for hours especially if I took a low dose edible and have a movie or good book.

    You need to enjoy the little things in life not be hung up on efficiency all the time.

    • 3 weeks ago

      >LoW dOsE eDiBleS!

  11. 3 weeks ago

    >How you tell someone you're a fat greasy cunt who can't even wipe their own ass without telling them.

    • 3 weeks ago

      who hurt u

  12. 3 weeks ago

    If you workout a lot both hot and cold soaks in the bath are beneficial

    Fuck yourself homosexual and have a golden shower from a chad bath enjoyer

  13. 3 weeks ago


    They post on /misc/

  14. 3 weeks ago

    I only shower because I want to be in and out of there in 3 minutes.

  15. 3 weeks ago

    Baths can be infused with herbs, salts and oils that help nourish your skin and muscles though

  16. 3 weeks ago

    Nigga I think you might be retarded. Having a nice hot bath in the winter is based as fuck.

    • 3 weeks ago

      yeah, especially in Japan where you not only sit in your own dirt and shit, but also from your entire family

  17. 3 weeks ago

    I grew up in a 100 year old house that only had standalone cast iron bath tubs with these weird forged legs that looked like claws grasping spheres. I have to have a tub to soak my crack

  18. 3 weeks ago

    My landlord told me

    >don't touch my purple frilly bath rag

    Me and 3 men share 1 bathroom
    I want to murder them

  19. 3 weeks ago

    I hate germoids so much its unreal

  20. 3 weeks ago

    I wash myself with a rag on a stick

    • 3 weeks ago
  21. 3 weeks ago

    And this is how I know you don't have a soul. There are benefits to having a bath that are impossible to measure, so because you're soulless and incurious, you see it as pointless.

  22. 3 weeks ago

    I take showers to get clean, baths for fun. I just fell asleep in the tub again.

  23. 3 weeks ago

    >It's a cold day
    >Run a warm bath
    >Get in the bath
    >Have a bottle of wine on the side to drink
    >Chill for 20 minutes in a warm bath
    >Unplug the bath
    >Turn on the shower
    >Spend 5 minutes having a good scrub
    >Leave shower refreshed

  24. 3 weeks ago

    I sometimes take baths. And about 80% of the time I pee when I'm in there.

    • 3 weeks ago

      It feels oh so comfy to pee with your dick under water. It is gross though. No regrets

  25. 3 weeks ago

    what if someone showers after they take a bath? asking for a fren

  26. 3 weeks ago

    >thread takeaways

  27. 3 weeks ago

    It is why I'm taking a short shower before bath
    I have +130IQ

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