The Citron Ami

What would compel a man to drive this electric contraption?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An LS swap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      an LS is bigger than that quadricycle, maybe place the engine on the roof?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >an LS is bigger than that quadricycle,
        You really think that has stopped anybody to LS swap something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would unironically drive and love that. A total troll and sleeper. Just to see the look on other drivers faces when they realize what they just got smoked by.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stock, the removal of ones genitalia.
      Or this

      an LS is bigger than that quadricycle, maybe place the engine on the roof?

      A man has LS swapped a bar stool, it can be done.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The microcar is an extremely niche market. I don't really understand why they keep trying to make it a thing. The super minis (Toyota IQ, VW Up, Fiat 500) make much more sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those are actually selling very well since they don't require driving license

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, so it's like those Aixam "cars". I understand then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          aixam are super overpriced tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's super interesting. Here in the states only scooters, mopeds, and paramotor (!) don't require licenses to operate. I think if they were cheap enough and I used public transit most of the time I'd definitely consider one for the parallel parking ability. But that would only be if I was living in an actually dense city- the one I'm living in now would make absolutely no sense to buy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers drive them in gated communities, it's ironic these are essentially 'walkable cities'

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In France those tiny cars fall in the same category as scooter.
          Tiny engines, max speed 45 km/h and 14 yo can drive them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's selling so well for its design and manufacturing cost, Citroen is toying with the idea of a beach variant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Toyota IQ
      Sold too poorly. Even JP market was a no-go, it was small like a Keith car but too large to legally be a kei car.

      Shame, because it mogged the Smart car in practicality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Keith
        Kei

        That's what I get for phonegayging.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I made a thread about how current Citroen was fricked up around a year ago, with a pic of their full lineup. Some anons:
    >Nooo! But the Ami is great!!!
    It's a fricking dishwaser on wheels, bro.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Ami isn't for you, it's for men who are secure in their sexuality.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody who bought into globohomosexual feels quite secure about about it, with media, artists, "scientists", politicians and supranational entities supporting the cause. Not much merit about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you're more of a localhomosexual then gayboy?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I'm really looking forward to Spec Ami racing.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a need to transport myself from point A to point B

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Ami isn't even classed as a full-fledged car, it's limited to 45km/h and doesn't require a full driving license.
    It's in the same "4-wheeled scooter" category as pic related.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This to me makes a lot more sense than EVs that weigh 5,000 lbs and can do 0-60 in under 3 seconds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking cars that have really fast 0-60 times aren't typically very practical regardless of what powertrain they use.
      Although a Model S Plaid is probably the most practical car that's that fast that I can think of, but its also under 5000lbs so its probably not what you were thinking of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are some over 5,000 lbs that do 0-60 under 3 secs. The Lucid Air, the Audi RS E-tron, the Taycan turbo S. But even the ones that do it under 4 secs like the Rivian truck seem overkill. The freaking Hummer EV does it in 3 sec and weighs close to 9,000 lbs..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >over 5000
          >Audi RS E-tron
          holy shit, I saw one in person the other day. I thought it was a sissified chink A7, never crossed my mind how heavy it is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to make a long distance trip, and you have decent CCS infrastructure in your region, a 500 mile range Lucid Air is probably a pretty practical way to go about that.
          But in terms of in-town driving, for a single person or two people it really is hard to justify not just using a Ami, especially if they're available as a service.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a rentable city/town car with self driving

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want one. To swap with a motorcycle engine.
    Imagine this with a 1000+ cc 4 cylinder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine it would be awfully loud inside.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One day in the future they will develop a way of making it quiet. Like a muffler, or sound deadening or isolating the engine from the cabin.....

        Until then, I can only dream
        homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No room to isolate it from the cabin in this thing. You would be sitting on top of the engine but you would probably like that, you big homo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >from the cabin
            The whole thing IS the cabin, the only place for an engine would be the passenger seat, anon can slap all the dynamat he was, he'll still get his eardrums turned to dust

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even if he overcame all that he would have some 200 hp on a car designed to do less than 30 mph lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's a 4 seater, you telling me a motorcycle engine is too big?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            2 seater

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's fricking moronic, and probably impossible just get a kei car

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is ridiculous.

    What if I needed to tow or haul something on short notice?

    That’s why I’ll never buy less than a 2500 truck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right? It's not like I could drive over to this place that rents trucks for like $20 a day so you can haul stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or I can use my own vehicle that isn't some cucked goypod

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The demographic for this is "Well off student without driving license living in city" These are like 4k, are big enough for some groceries and 2 people but that's it. They have like 100km range, limited to 45km/h. They're actually pretty popular in France, and I've seen a bunch here in Belgium as well, mostly in Liège. Also you can pay them monthly for like 80 bucks from the get go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What if I needed to tow or haul something on short notice?
      You don't. You never have. You never will.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daily commute not exceeding 20 miles. Wanting to be able to park in half a spot. Being tired of the wind, rain and snow. Being 14 and not having a license.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it cost 8k tho ...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Teenagers have parents.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the mopedcars they have here costs from $10k-20k, basically mopeds with four wheels and a cab made to look like a car. This isn't France but I imagine it isn't that hard to come up with $8k for a "car" you'll drive for 2 years and prob get decent resale value from.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite cool just needs way more powerful motor.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dude just had to unleash the whole 8 horsepower in that tight turn.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a driving ban, but legally I am allowed to drive this.

    Thanks France!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks upset.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >crashing it in front of the Fairmont
      Imagine the shame that man must have felt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thought BEV were supposed to have amazing handling due to all the weight being at the bottom. Guess that was a lie too.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm buying one

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6000€ brand new
    Is there a cheaper car?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >car
      That's a quadricycle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All cars are quadricycles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean legally, they are like Aixams

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mong

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody noticed the based fiat 126
    Frankly better than the AMI in all possible ways

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A broken man. A bug man, whipped by the world into submission

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i fricks with the buggy tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "buggy", shit looks barely suitable for gravel roads

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