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The best Somali actor of all time?

The best Somali actor of all time?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE HEAD look like
    A mofuhgin
    LIGHT BULB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the skull looks like a light bulb, but the eyes tell there actually hasn't been a spark of consciousness in there, not even the dimmest light, ever
      so there aren't actual zoomalian actor: can't fucking act, with an IQ in the 60's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most zoomalis look like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best Somali actor of all time?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diddy has to be Somali, look at his eyes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These fuckers all look like Kayne to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iridescent glass orb looking n-word

      Gorilla looking n-word

      same , did you also get this as the 9th image ?
      also theyve got a really interesting history and physical features
      they average way above 180cm

      Chimp phenotype n-words

      Ayy lmao looking n-words

      Real Hotep phenotype n-word

      >mfw there could be bantus in this thread right now

      Foucault looking n-word

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      …rate my genes LULZ. all the white girls in my life tell me its a weeknd phenotype

      Homosexual n-word

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting. Why are their heads shaped like lightbulbs? The most vile and repulsive negroid variant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the most kino negroid variant?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chimps, or gorillas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience?
        Kenyans. They hate American n-words and have good food.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ethiopians, because they are the most Caucasian looking ones

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          …rate my genes LULZ. all the white girls in my life tell me its a weeknd phenotype

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tupac if he never left dance classes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yea. waiting to grow the blonde out and dread it eventually.

              wait i thought you guys looked like dark araps
              not albino bantus

              yea lot of arab blood, some egyptian too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Checked, yeah blonde suits You.

                *Kiss*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thx babe 😉

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you know i find african horn to be quite an interesting place and m quite ignorant about it so , is the blonde natural ? coz i saw some of you who had that

                He doesn't look like a bantu, look at that nose bridge for instance.
                Are you even racist?

                bantus have pretty thin nose bridges tho
                they just have the lower end broader
                and m only racist on sundays

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes you are thinking of the solomon island people. they have the blonde gene. unfortunately none of my kin has anything above brunette. the main challenge here is keeping our hair hydrated for it to simulate caucasian features. the sun baking climate is thanks to that.

                He doesn't look like a bantu, look at that nose bridge for instance.
                Are you even racist?

                my nose bridge is pretty fair but it looked disney cartoon danty when i was smaller. i could take another pic to the side but i already feel like this is turning into an slave auction kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                interesting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait i thought you guys looked like dark araps
            not albino bantus

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't look like a bantu, look at that nose bridge for instance.
              Are you even racist?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your hair looks gay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yea but rave chicks love it tho so its worth it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You look Eritrean

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably have some of it. my mom is beyond gorgeous. it think she has a mix of all the good stuff. i go crazy over eritrean women the most tho

              interesting

              i wish doctor teddy was as brave as this man. least he told the WHO to disown china policy NOW at least

              Which flavour of Ethiopian are ye;a Habeshi, flithy Oromo, or a sister raping Tigrayan?

              KEK, my mom is Oromo but my dad is habeshi. KEK i would never be a filthy etho garden gnome

              you could pull out a female look very well

              lets just be friends

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Comfy, Oromos have always been nice people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You look american. Not a a good look

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which flavour of Ethiopian are ye;a Habeshi, flithy Oromo, or a sister raping Tigrayan?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you could pull out a female look very well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like other anon said, easily Ethiopians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idris Elba

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theyre caucasoids no ?
      or was that ethiopians ?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all Somalians look the same?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's great in Good Time

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ..........

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    99% of the time when someone makes a post like this, they look more hideous than the person they're directing disgust towards. Post face with timestamp. Don't bother replying with anything else, I won't reply.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walton goggins if he wakandan

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The *only* Somali actor of all time.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Somali restaurant with gf
    >get treated with incredible respect and reverence because I'm white I guess
    >server refuses to even acknowledge gf, asks me what she'll be eating, won't look at her
    >brings us plates of rice, spaghetti and chicken with two bananas, places it all in front of me
    >hands me a smaller empty plate, which I assume is for me to serve my gf with
    >"you must eat the food with the banana mashed up in your hand"
    >"even the spaghetti?"
    >"yes sir, especially the spaghetti"
    Somalia is a fuckin weird place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take that over any haitian restaurant any day.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somalies are real life xenomorphs,
    >Black
    >Tall
    >Thin as fuck
    >Weird shaped head
    >Their blood Will kill You(AIDS)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah thats gotta be nilotes
      plus theyre literally black and are really fuking tall even when malnourished

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bro first this that shows up on Google is a fine looking negress wearing a bikini.
        Thanks for introducing me to a new fetish

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same , did you also get this as the 9th image ?
          also theyve got a really interesting history and physical features
          they average way above 180cm

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            absolute chads!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that tiktok webm

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a really talented natural actor, it's a shame his looks make it hard for him to be a star

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK AT ME, I AM THE SOMALI NOW

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw there could be bantus in this thread right now

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt he brush his teeth for weeks before coming to this event?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After the role of a lifetime, he's been busy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same species

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many somalians can't spell their own names. Some don't even know their own names.

    >t. Has the misfortune of working with somalis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yikes which country?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why lie like this bro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fact, garden gnome.

        Why do you think so many of them are name Muhammed Muhammad Mohammed?

        So they can remember

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Racism
          >Spacing
          >Quick Google search shows the common name isn't even their claim

          [deleted post]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Racist" doesn't mean "wrong"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you weren't braindead, you'd have read the rest of my post.

              [...]
              Seethe more dilate and neck yourselves

              >Mentions trannies out of nowhere
              Actual put forward an argument, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe more. You didn't prove him wrong with your reddit-tier "gb2 pol" whining

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Uses reddit spacing and calls me the reddit user
                Still braindead I see. have a nice day n-word.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no such thing as reddit spacing tranny

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no such thing as reddit spacing tranny
                Out. NOW. Nuhomosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit spacing is a newfag complaint

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't know about reddit spacing.
                >Can't form proper sentence structures and sometimes forgets commas.
                >Starts a trail of posts based on a snippet of my post rather than the full post.
                >Can't keep trannies out of his mind.
                I've entertained you long enough, n-word. I refuse to believe someone functions at this low of a bar of intelligence. You're clearly fishing for (You)s, a hunger for human interaction. You shan't receive another from me. I'd like to say have a nice day for the betterment of the gene pool but you're clearly a n-word, that's a whole different issue. Goodbye, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                U mad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine simping for somalis

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >criticizing punctuation on LULZ

                Cringe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i tried a somali name generator and i got "cawilo culan " for male and "Dhuubo Dhuux qalanjo" for female
                weird af looking naems

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumbass that chain of repition is quite rare and it's not an exclusive thing to Somalis ye brain dead n-word. Would ye say the same thing about eurotards naming themselves Henri le III.

            Seethe more dilate and neck yourselves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass that chain of repition is quite rare and it's not an exclusive thing to Somalis ye brain dead n-word. Would ye say the same thing about eurotards naming themselves Henri le III.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is true. I went to school with several somalian Muhammed Muhammad Mohammeds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Muhammed Muhammad Mohammeds
            w-wtf b-based ?!!!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with somali people being shit at everything and not even trying? i lived my childhood in a suburb full of immigrants and while the kids from other countries played sports all the time i never saw a somali play football or do anything other than smell bad and rob other kids at the local shopping mall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never met a Somali who smells bad. They try to act more white than their West African counterparts and even don't consider themselves black. I consider them beta Africans while West Africans are like the jocks/chads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never met a Somali then. They all smell bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Somalicel

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somalis are honorary whites by birth right

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    him based

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somalis are giga chads and white

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering how peaceful somalia is , i doubt hell be saying this in their faces anytime soon

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Direct Yakub descendent

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