The absolute state of the Age of Bullshit

> sell frozen Pizza
> price them at EUR 2.69 a piece for over 10 years
> occasionally make special offers for EUR 1.79 a piece
for a full week every 6-8 weeks
> increase price by 26%
> tag all the products as having a PERMANENT DISCOUNT PRICE
> Welcome to the Age of Gaslighting

When did you realize that you are a joke to them all?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In real countries that's illegal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything is illegal, but only when the disgusting unwashed masses do it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you go get washed up son mommy got dinner on the table

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only illegal if someones catches you and reports you to the authorities. And by then they will only get a slap on the hand.

  2. 2 months ago
    all fields

    bis du fukken kernbehindert?! scheis pizzateig kann man mit minimalsten zutaten machen. zieh endlich zuhause aus und leb mal sebst du spasst.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rallst du eigentlich, worum's hier geht?
      Und nein, ich werd mir in der Arbeit in der Mittagspause nicht schnell mal eine echte italienische Pizza ausrollen, du Hartz IV Opfer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buhuuu meine fiat währung nimmt ab. alles wird teure und mein lohn steigt nicht buhuuuu

        schonmal daran gedacht dass man auch ohne geld und juden überleben kann?!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alter sind hier eigentlich alle behindert? Dass der Schrott teurer wird geht mir am Arsch vorbei. Mir geht es darum, dass sie den Preis um 26-50% erhöhen und dann eiskalt "DAUER DISCOUNT" drüber knallen.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            also regst du dich nur wieder über jüdische tricks auf ?!
            stop the presses we got a new one over here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on dr oetker
      you're a bad person.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah i ocassionaly get premium TK pizza from Dr. Oetker, but selfmade kosts like cents to make and is objectivly (as long as you can cook) better than anything TK related

  3. 2 months ago
    Gershon

    Consumer boycott?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, I told my wife in front of the store personnel we're not buying that shit ever again.

      • 2 months ago
        Gershon

        It will be great if you try to organize it as well. It's a simple thing but it can roll over to other areas. The moment you reach a certain mass you will have an impact like how the police couldn't stop all of the anti lockdown protests in the end

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you live under the delusion that staff have any fucks to give about the future of the business?
        I guess only Germans work, but still, really?

        Death to israelite

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Death to israelite
          Funny that the "kike"

          It will be great if you try to organize it as well. It's a simple thing but it can roll over to other areas. The moment you reach a certain mass you will have an impact like how the police couldn't stop all of the anti lockdown protests in the end

          is pretty much one of the few people that had anything sensible to say until now.

          What he said:

          It will be great if you try to organize it as well. It's a simple thing but it can roll over to other areas. The moment you reach a certain mass you will have an impact like how the police couldn't stop all of the anti lockdown protests in the end

          homosexual Germans have this retarded attitude of
          > Oh, dear, it won't change anything if I fuss about
          Not getting pissed off at shit achieves literally nothing. Literally.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and getting angry at the low wage Lidl sales man or the the big israeli lidl corpo that dictates consoomer prices is, by your definition, changing anything ?!

            abolish FIAT currency is the only way to stop being tricked by israelites.
            take the self sufficience pill

          • 2 months ago
            Gershon

            Remember to boycott brands and the food producers not the supermarkets directly. The supermarkets will then pressure the producer to lower prices or they will sell at a loss to get rid of the stock
            That's how you leverage consumer power in perishables, threaten they will rot and lose all investment

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Remember to boycott brands and the food producers
              I do... stopped buying the cake pizza before the whole ukraine thing when they cost more than 2€ during sale

              Oh you have it soooo bad
              >5.77€

              that is insane but honestly I have no idea if that is just a normal danish price or what the average income in denmark is... how much did it cost beginning of this year?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No idea. I just looked it up. Prices here have gotten so insane I buy milk at wholesale prices and churn my own butter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The chocolate ration had increased to 25 grams from 35 grams

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The chocolate ration has always been 45 grams, citizen. Report to the ministry of truth in the morning.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good, garbage like that should cost more

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never bought Ristorante or any frozen pizza for their normal price. There is always a named brand on sale somewhere.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's another fun one. This online "poll" asks the question
    > What's your opinion on the new Corona rules for Autumn / Winter 2022?
    > For now, I think they make sense.
    > The rules do not go far enough in my view
    Well, that pretty much covers all the bases, doesn't it.
    > inb4 "are Germans really this retarded??"
    Yes. Yes, they are.

    • 2 months ago
      Gershon

      Ah, the illusion of choice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should be way more restricitve.
      TAKE EVERY LAST BIT OF FREEDOM FROM THEM TO FORCE THEM TO ACT ALREADY.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should be way more restricitve.
      TAKE EVERY LAST BIT OF FREEDOM FROM THEM TO FORCE THEM TO ACT ALREADY.

      Post moar clownworld

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Q: why is his name dr oetker
    A: because it would be too on the nose to call him mengele

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't complain germany

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah shit, my bad, got the glutenfree shit but still

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you have it soooo bad
        >5.77€

        https://i.imgur.com/VNfCTqp.jpg

        > sell frozen Pizza
        > price them at EUR 2.69 a piece for over 10 years
        > occasionally make special offers for EUR 1.79 a piece
        for a full week every 6-8 weeks
        > increase price by 26%
        > tag all the products as having a PERMANENT DISCOUNT PRICE
        > Welcome to the Age of Gaslighting

        When did you realize that you are a joke to them all?

        £2.75 in the UK which is €3.27. They definitely used to be cheaper, everything is getting more expensive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you have it soooo bad
      >5.77€

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now post the price for the version intended for those who are not gluten-disabled.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can only find this one for 4.70€. All the other ones are multi-packs.

  9. 2 months ago
    Moroccan BVLL

    Just steal them once in a while: problem solved.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frozen goyslop
    Eat real food and stop complaining you fucking homosexual, cook at home, avoid seed oils and onions, that’s it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr o is some good shit hans

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When did you realize that you are a joke to them all?
    About 5 years ago.
    Learn to fish, farm and hunt. Separate yourself from the system as much as possible.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every Friday I go to the same supermarket (intermarché) to buy the same cheap bottle of wine, this routine has been going on for me for about 3 years....
    Pretty much once a month or every two months it gets a new price tag with a higher price and a 20% off discount which makes it exactly the same price as it was before, then next week the price tag will be the same has it was before the price increase.
    They amnipulate us in unimaginable ways, I only noticed this cuz I'm a drunk.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a classic israeli trick, Henry Ford wrote about this I think. It was illegal at one point but israelites got the law changed of course.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still buy those dr oetker at 2.69 euros here in france

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My bitch eats these but they are disgusting. They are usually £3 now, used to be 3 for £5.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna ask is it good? I've eaten all types of frozen pizza here in the states. It's all megatrash. Some aren't even food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard red baron is the best us frozen pizza.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rustica is the only frozen pizza you should buy

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    7,99 PLN = 1,69 EUR

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jost going to leave this here
    https://www.kroger.com/p/kroger-3-minute-microwave-pepperoni-frozen-pizza/0001111080364?fulfillment=DELIVERY.

    1 dollar

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro make your own pizza, cut a fladenbrot sideways, top it with whatever you want. don't pay these prices

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nagger, Steam has been doing exactly that for nearly a decade. Gaben invented this shit
    rip summer flash sales

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how good is your frozen pizza? Ours are terrible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America's are good. But not healthy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a pizza stone on a gas grill and run it at low flame with the lid closed- Pro•tip: throw a little corn meal down on the stone and then place frozen pizza on top of stone.

      > you now have a Brazilian-brick oven. It makes even the shittiest/cheapest frozen pizza bretty good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        now I have to try that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Oetker is edible but cheaper ones are garbage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with this anon, they taste like the "premium" ones, with the better ingredients.
        how much of the price is a result of higher energy costs, transportation costs, and higher prices of ingredients?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what i do, i put more catupiry on that or requeijão fellow macaco.
      But the worst are the fake chikens products that they are selling now.
      That nuggets that taste "almost like chicken"
      soon i will start eating israelites, we macaco will not let go of barbeque.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just buy iscas, nuggets have almost no meat anymore

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one week of cash grab every 6-8 weeks for 10 years.
    just don't buy on those weeks. What's your problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's your problem?
      you have to be able to use a toilette before posting here

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza ristorante
    they're doing you a favor Heinz

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    deserved
    schweinhund

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello, junkfoodtasterdotcom

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think in Argentina or Venezuela there are no "offers" on the store just because they rise the prices twice a day? You should blame the Government not Aldi

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since when did they sell pizza in Germany?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a present for rescuing Mussolini

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That particular brand of frozen pizza has always been expensive in the US.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Times are tough.

    Arguably the worst brand though. Crust should not taste biscuity

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ristorante
    shiggy diggy

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Das tolle am kommenden Winter: Die H4ler kriegen alles bezahlt und denen geht es gut. Während ich einen halben, oder sogar mehr, Monatsgehalt wahrscheinlich nachzahlen muss. Zu den zusätzlichen Kosten.
    Manchmal überlege ich was das alles soll. Ich glaub ich zahl mein gesamtes erspartes aus, und mach einen auf H4.
    Mehr Zeit für Hobbies und Sport.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      best just get as much desirable goods to trade and stuff for self defence for the coming collapse.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that pizza looks actually terrible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      german pizza is the worst pizza I've ever had, frozen or fresh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has been common everywhere for centuries.

    I even recall a Little House on the Prairie episode in the 1980s where Mrs. Oleson did this same thing.

    You have the option to make your own pizza. Or, you can pay someone a pittance to make it, freeze it, transport it to a location near you, and keep it frozen until you want to purchase it.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you buy them in the first place? They cost the same as fresh one and obviously are much worse.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how she goes. Like right now in the USA, we're paying 100% more right now for gas than we were in 2017-18.
    But it's dropped 20 cents recently, so now all the homosexuals and naggers are pretending that the Joe Biden "I did that" stickers are backfiring, because they have the memory of a goldfish and think everyone else does too.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine consuming industrial grade garbage

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the Billa here.

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