That's it, I'm retiring to Venezuela
That's it, I'm retiring to Venezuela
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
That's it, I'm retiring to Venezuela
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
your dick wont work by then
Robbed and murdered before you even get a whiff.
This
OP couldn’t go to Vegas without getting scammed. In Venezuela they’d eat him alive
Dont listen to this guy anon, hes a huge pussy. Buy a ticket to SA and flash your crypto gains. Local beaners will be buckle to the prowess and IQ of the white man and beg you to fuck their daughters ez pz.Do it for the white race anon.
This. They will drug you with devils breath, empty your bank account, rape you, then kill you.
I've thought about it but the poverty and crime don't seem worth it.
>tricked
Imagine how retarded you would look
>he tricked me. He gave me a dollar and then put penis inside
you'll be hacked apart by the time you get to the hotel
Considering the hookers are on the bad side of town
You very well could end up in a driveby webm
You dont go to the hood to pick them up retard, when youre rich the sluts come to your gated fortress
based
I should call her
>when youre rich the sluts come to your gated fortress
Never give them the GPS coordinates of the fortress.
That's page 1, rule 1
Of course becessary precautions to be observed kek
You won't be able to step outside if you look Anglo, gonna get robbed instantly
That cheat code doesnt work anymore anon.
We don't want you here, stay in your globohomo troon-nagger worshipping country
>said the spic
Live by the coom, die by the coom. You're trading away somewhat decent infrastructure, a working electrical grid, the opportunity to make more money, etc., to fuck a brown person in a literal communist hellhole owned by China.
>$1.38 to sec a latina
>blah blah blah blah blah
where do I sign up?
anon, you might get your $1.38 latina, but boy, will she ever not look like in that picture
shhh, don't spoil it for me..
what do you think she looks like without pro lighting and makeup?
for 10 bucks you can get some rural 18yo who probably looks similar but just needs a makeover and a nose job
True story: I got a Venezuelan camgirl to dildo her ass till it got dirty and got her to clean it with her tongue for $15. Saved the video and everything.
So uhhh
About that video…
Imagine how you are going to feel when you arrive at that moment during your final Judgement.
Why would God make my peepee go up when women do dirty things?GMJHJ
I'm mo christfag but this argument never accounts for the idea that bad things are put in place by God to test humans and make them stronger. It even has basis for reality, I don't think anyone would disagree that perfect comfy circumstances rot humans, and turn them into soft weak willed passes. So why would a God with two brainchild want to make a perfect world knowing people will fuck it up anyway? A perfect world would be one with manageable hardships in my opinion
God I hate autocorrect so much, why can't I just have a profanity nagger Mike switch? It also only corrects the words a third of the time, fucking useless. What moron programmed this
>bad things are put in place by god
This would make sense if the largest tragedy in the world was a horrible breakup with your lover, not being born as a child slave in Africa, getting raped, human trafficked, then harvested for organs at age 16.
have you considered that maybe god is a dick
Or perhaps he just doesn't exist.
little column A little column B
To us that seems like a big deal but when you have to account for trillions of creatures I don't think I personally would give a shit that some apes are raping each other. In fact the bigger the tragedy the more likely there will be change, will it be positive? Who knows, but it will inspire change one way or the other
He's all powerful. Managing quintillions of lives is just as easy as managing one for him. He doesn't.
Sure, but why would he care if humans are raping and killing each other? WE consider it to be a bad thing because we are humans and it's happening to other humans. Nobody gives a shit that bugs are doing that right now as we speak, so why would a God care that humans are doing it? If you take christfag accounts he does, but I'd be willing to bet that's just pussy bitch nigga Jesus talking
God gave us free will to use. We can do things either for ourself or others; the good vs evil dichotomy is retarded. God literally doesn't control the decisions we make, though he shapes the context in which the decisions are made.
Plenty of humans claim God cares a ton. It's in the bible. They are clearly stupid.
Most Christians lump too many things together under the term, "God," rendering it little utility.
This conversation is interesting and I'm taking a shit so in the spirit of that let's say hypothetically there is something that created humans. What are the most likely possibilities in your opinions? I've always liked the idea of either aliens seeding the planet, or le ebin simulation but there are non-dumbasses here in this thread so what's your perspective?
Also lets say hypothetically we are a seed planet for some alien race, or an experiment of some form. What would the end goal be, the purpose? My guess would be something that requires time to generate, traditional media when presented this idea claims resources, human harvesting, etc. But with even our level of technology those seem unlikely to be needed if we were a space faring race. Maybe we exist simply as a genetic backup? Like when a middle aged man rushes to tinder to have kids with anything owning a vagina so the legacy doesn't die with him?
Most abstractly, we are all portions of the Creator attempting to experience itself in new and varied ways.
The purpose of life on Earth is to learn how to choose service for others or service for self. By doing so, you will achieve ascension to a higher dimension of existence. We are on the third plane. Some are above us in the process, and some are below us.
Our present humans bodies are the result of natural selection and genetic modifications by higher-dimensional beings.
The general direction of thought here is good except it's completely neutered by dualism. This is why most of Christian philosophy amounts to intellectual masturbation. It's hard to get anywhere if the divine is something entirely distinct from the human being: God as creator (spirit), human as product (matter, or "image" of the creator). Some useful antidotes to this self-cuckery: Jung, Nietzsche, Daoism, Buddhism.
Yeah, the concept of "God" is so expansive as to be useless in today's world. We each have a portion of the divine within us. If God is said to be
the infinite creative force, we are all facets of that infinite creative force. Dual-aspect monism (and onward to multi-aspect monism) is a better approach than dualism.
Don't tell a Muslim you think you have a piece of the "divine" in you. Youll be a pagan kafir and they'll rope you.
sunni Islam is so far behind in terms of awareness. They kill and denounce sufis, who are peaceful and more in touch with God, for example.
Solved, evil is a social construct and doesn't actually exist, so the whole argument is moot.
I'm not a christfag but this chart is retarded and doesn't follow simple logic.
It is illogical to have simultaneously a universe in which free will exists but not evil.
Thats like saying can you make 1 equal 0? oh you can't? your not all powerful then.
>Could God have created a universe with free will and without evil?
That's just retarded, a world without evil is a world without free will, if free will exist then the capacity to do evil exist as well, it's just the human nature.
literal circular logic
There are assumptions made in that picture which mean it's useless as we do not know for sure what the motivation or thought process is behind these decisions/situations. Not a christ cuck and think it's extremely unlikely that their dogma makes sense but this picture is arrogance in .jpg form.
>epicsoyean paradox
Jesus died for his sins, aslong he believes in the Christ hes going to heaven.
Christianity is pretty based
man i honestly hope you people burn alive before heading to hell
Why? Aren't we showing examples of Venezuela's socialism working well? Or are you mad nobody is talking about tranny whores for $1?
It was your girl on chaturbate wasnt it?
With hatred like that you’ll be joining them anon
Proof or it didn’t happen.
I did too but it mentally scarred me she seemed kind of retarded and said it was yummy
>Venezuelan camgirl
>$15
You overpaid
Why not just wait for the collapse to happen here?
In parts of Yugoslavia during the wars, you could get an hour with a woman for a can of soup. During Argentina's collapse, a disposable lighter could get you a blowjob. I've already stocked up on things people will want to barter for, such as lighters, toilet paper, over-the-counter medicine, liquor, tobacco, batteries, etc. That's for small, everyday purchases. I'm hoping things get to the point where I can buy a cute e-boi from her parents for an oz of silver, giving them something to buy food with while relieving them of one more mouth to feed. Then she can be my slave and do chores around the house while I groom her to become the perfect, submissive, loyal wife when she's older.
you are mentally ill
The dream…
She's probably gonna stab you in the neck while you're sleeping.
I'm glad that you spend your time on this fantasy, you are not harming anybody this way. Keep it up
>I'm hoping things get to the point where I can buy a cute e-boi from her parents for an oz of silver
damn nigga, is THAT YOU??????
>t. weirdo who is going to get murdered by a Collapse warlord
though I suppose you might get "lucky" and only end up as a slave yourself, kek
Based, don't let any haters tell you different
I like not being killed for my wallet.
Off yourself, pedo.
The poors realized it costs $0 to be a molester and the billionaire elites with pedo fortresses on private islands and human trafficking rings are seething.
mods
excellent bait.
Anyone who was keeping up with Venezuela during the initial period when things got "bad" knows that this was actually happening.
Although, I do not think whites will so easily succumb like the Venezuelans did. I think most stuck up white women would probably suicide when they find themselves becoming property again. I guess we would have the same orphans and abandonment problems the Venezuelans did.
Here's your (you)
you're not a pedo since you won't have sex with her until she's legal
You're not getting Veronica Rodriguez for a dollar.
I'm sure you'll be able to soon...
the wall
>porn star
>cross earring
I hate israelite so much
Latinos have the most fucked up religion. In their mind they can be a prostitute or cartel gangbanger all week long, but go to church on Sunday.
Thank goodness all those white european and american christians follow the actual teachings of christ and dont just use religion as an excuse to act shitty.
This is most girls without makeup. Social media, high resolution photo/video made it easier for them to pretend they were angelic beauties. She would have been the most attractive girl in your village 500 years ago, but now that she doesn't have makeup she appears hideous. They truly have fucked over the brains of collective humanity, us included.
Also, she did an actual threesome with her biological sister if you're into that kind of thing.
Dios Mio!!
Not bad
>agree to do it for a dollar
>tricked
>1/25th of wages for the month... So it's a good thing?
WTF is this even
It makes no sence, women are le powerful and liberated, sex work is real work, when its in the first world, but oh nooo, if you go to some backwater shithole and give a whore a half months wages for a blowjob all of a sudden youre a bad guy who supports sex slavery.
women can have sex with limitless Johns
it's like a commission-only sales job
it's what you make of it
you would be killed in Venezuela, possibly by the government. Colombia is comparatively much safer, has legal prostitution and is almost as cheap.
>and is almost as cheap.
Colombian here. Venezuela is actually far cheaper than here. Our income + purchasing power is a bit above the latin american average while Venezuela sits at the bottom.
Not really. Last time I paid for 1 hour of sex it cost me around $80-$100 over here. Still probably cheaper than anywhere in the US
>1 hour of sex it cost me around $80-$100
Thats a great value where I'm from
>Culombia
>safer than venecolandia
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You can literally go right nextdoor to Colombia where it's far safer & you can get the same thing for $5 USD. Meanwhile I'm over here having spent $500 on a stripclub
No running rate is usually $40 for bottom barrel cartel street chica. $70 for a 5/10 Veneca. $100 for a 7/10 escort under 25. +$200 up for models or 10/10.
Prices vary on how attractive you are and where you are. Rates of being drugged and robbed are massively escalated if in Medellin or Black on Tinder lol. Real 1s use Glambu or an escort agency.
>escort agencies
such as?
But these homosexuals completely ruined Colombia.
I want some latina girlfriend so bad. Not a disgusting western whore
>latina gf
Have you ever dealt with one of these creatures before? These bitches are psychotic. Hot, but absolutely unhinged, they will litterally ruin your life
That's all women.
>they will litterally ruin your life
just don't marry or impregnate one?
Too bad Venezuelan women don't look like that. They look like brown monkeys. Hence why the country is such a shithole.
thats veronica rodriguez and she escorts for thousands of dollars an hour.
A lot of pornstar escorts will do bareback if you get a porn-industry approved STD test done. That's why they can charge so much.
Pornstars don’t ask for tests. I tried to set up a porn studio and all of the agencies didn’t care if I was tested. I asked for their test results and they said they were tested and clean. Didn’t give me the date they had a last test or a copy. It made me decide not to do porn
I did professional porn shooting for studios most everyone’s heard of, and this is patently untrue. They are anal (haha) those industry standard tests, and almost everyone requires a 14 day old test, very few accept a 28 day. I’ve been on sets where everyone cancelled and the studio was out multiple thousands because the dumb chick did math wrong and had a 16 day old test. Porn agents will drop you if you shoot with anyone untested (or if you fuck men/trans), even in your free time.
HOWEVER I do hear that “black” studios are extremely lax on testing. Like will accept a screenshot of a month old test, or not even ask. Only time I ever caught gono from a porn set was a black girl, never again. Plus they all have BV and therefore godawful smelly pussy.
don't forget about the rest of latin america
very based good sir, sperm donors and sexpats are the final solution to the nonwhite question
Who TF is that girl anon? She hot.
Read the thread retard
Veronica Rodriguez. One of my favorite pornstars ever but she unfortunately took the bogpill
>Veronica Rodriguez. One of my favorite pornstars ever
Same. Her balloon knot is to die for.
>minimum wage 130 bolivars per month
Holy shit, they're working for a quarter of a satoshi a month.
So like, how much would it be to mail-order on of these bitches? I mean come on, move to US, get greencard, the whole shebang. Like $2500? That's a cheap motorcycle I can swing that
I would still breed the living shit out of her, but it's a shame that Veronica bogged her face a bit and got bolt ons. There was literally zero reason for either of them to happen, she was one of the hottest pieces of Latina ass I've ever seen.
You don't think the millions of impoverished men won't look at your white ass and think he could kidnap this homosexual for axfew years of salary
Thats what hired guns are for dumbass
>Thats what hired guns are for dumbass
Yeah most middle class johns can't afford hired guns
If a whore cost a dollar a hired gun would cost a very reasonable price
>You don't think the millions of impoverished men won't look at your white ass
this was starting to sound erotic for a second
He went there to get ass, but he got his ass.....
Venezuelan women are so sexy. A company needs to setup security services for sex tourists.
rather go to colombia
>Oct 17, 2015
all fields
What is a honeypot?
The market value for sex is overestimated. Needs correction.
You can still go to eastern europe or SEA if you want cheap prostitution
Only pedophiles go to Venezuela. It's too fucking risky. People kill there for a pair of shoes, imagine a stupid tourist/boomer walking around.
t.Español saliendo con una venezolana de familia rica en España.
SEA whores have been spoiled too much lately, insta and onlyfans simps made them delusional, they think they're hot shit now and keep rising their pricing. Simps enable them. Very different from 5 or 10 years ago.
yeah, after coronameme thailand rates are now close to western prostitution rates, still cheaper but like you said very different compared to 5 years ago when I was single and liked whoring around there.
prostitution in eastern europe is practically dead
I'm checking an escort site and anything above average will cost you at least $30 so I don't even want to imagine what 3 bucks would get you.
https://gemidos.tv/carol-ve
They're all disgusting fat brown women with dirty assholes kek no thanks
come on, you're exaggerating, some of them are really cute
https://gemidos.tv/irinna-blanquita
I've been getting strong conquistador urges recently, though, so I may be going too easy on them
You know what a $1.38 hooker looks like right?
In Latin America? Probably better than a 100k per year salary minimum fat American hog with tattoos and birth control hairline
Bros we have a latina offshore contractor on my team at work from Columbia. She's an absolutely hot milf and is always sending smileys and winkeys on the team chat (she's actually quite a good worker too)
What would LULZ do?
keep it professional. Don't shit where you eat. Or come down here to work remotely for a while and see if you can find a milf that isn't also your coworker
>Retiring
Read: getting held for ransom
>noooo you dont get it I'm thinking of a child in a matrimonial context in a different way
Off yourself, pedo.
Your mom and your sister are gonna let me fuck their faces for a mercury dime and all you can do about it is seethe.
No one wants your poor boy fag coins. Lead is much more valueable and practical. Maybe ill just take your mercury dimes and fuck your face for fun
Maybe I'll keep a few homosexuals in my wastelander army, to rape you to sleep every night.
You never get it from the soruce.
Just go to Colombia and have sex with the Venezuelan migrants for $15 for 30 min in a safe brothel during the day. (Or about $8 if you go to the bad part of town at night)
I'm from Venezuela, if you believe this shit you are utterly retarded
whats it really like then? if the world hasnt collapsed in a couple years my goal is to sex tour in south america. pathetic i know but we all have our own dreams in life.
$100 per hour with a nice looking mutt, $30 for a disgusting fat bitch... castiza quality ass pretty much you need to be a Sugar Daddy $1500 - $2000 a month... hoeinflation exist in Venezuela too you know? shit is pretty expensive here...
sorry... I'm the same venezuelan homosexual.. using a load balancer... multiple IPs because multiple ISPs
seems legit. for 500 bucks the escorts here are ugly, fat, tatted from head to toe, had babies, and most likely drug addicts. at least in poor countries the chicks are doing it because they need money and there is no social stigma with it (idk about that actually).
Just declare yourself a communist dissident with "rich" parents and the Venezuelan government will give you an armored compound and send you girls. Even North Korea provided wives for that group of American GIs who defected. Looked like a comfy low effort life, they just had to denounce the US government and act in movies a few times per year.
This is a one way trip, though, so be sure you are okay with brown pussy forever.
>I am the warlord. I have years worth of food, dozens of guns, thousands of rounds of ammo, and ammo cans full of gold and silver to hire soldiers with. If you ask nicely, I might let you ride bitch on some guy's motorcycle, but you gotta perm your hair and wear huge shoulder pads.
Yeah will definitely get drugged and robbed by a post collapse warlord
You're making the mistake of thinking you know what treating them 'right' is. They would much prefer to be dominated by a chad than simped over by a provider.
hey I have done some handcuffs and spanking in the bedroom i can be a chad sure im pretty alpha if you know what I mean 😉
Just from this post alone I can tell you're a massive homosexual
;P
Queer
Fuck pedos, fuck traffickers, fuck israelites and fuck anglos who are all of the above!
this is interesting but white dude in floppers is gonna get kidnapped, robbed and executed for money lol
You'll definitely be
>retired
In Venezuela if you're not vaaaaaarwee careful
Your mail order bride is going to have a fatter cock than you, faggoy.
if america keeps going to shit, once I save up like 100k I'm just going to move to asia or something, just lol at living through this thotpocalapse when brown cuties all over the world need me
literally why struggle so hard to be the top of the heap in america when I can just take a plane ticket and have a massive harem and father hundreds of children
also muslim countries, even though I'm an atheist, I basically agree with all of their laws, I want multiple wives who have no rights as humans under the law, why is this so impossible in the west
I also love islam but no beer and no bacon that's a tough thing to give up
bacon is based and beer although fun sometimes is shit tier for everyday life and actually being goal driven
weed is good enough
Don't forget you also have an ultimate neet bennies pass because you can simply refuse to work anywhere there is someone of the opposite sex, which is basically everywhere, including visiting the dole office itself to report in.
>be american
>too poor to afford $3.00 an hour pussy.
>get shot
That's a lingerie model, any venezuelan chick who looks like that has already left the country, has a narco sugar daddy that funds her shopping trips to miami or is a high-end escort charging $500 just to look at a dick.
Picrel is what OP can get with his shitcoins, assuming the locals don't kill him and take the money first.
cringe fudding shitskin
>Picrel is what OP can get with his shitcoins
what makes people to actually stick a dick into such creaturas? I'm a wizard, but how is it in any way better than fapping? what's even remotely arousing about fuck an unshapely wrinkled blob?
Also picrel
>first world swedefag
>go to safest city in safest country in LATAM
>still get shot and lose leg like a bitch
OP is gonna end up in some ditch outside the favela.
go to Colombia its alot safer and loads of Venezuelan girls fled since there socialist shitopia tanked
venezuelan women are very manipulative and psychopathic. you'll get suicided by one of them
this. I don't really care about buying sex, seems like a chore and a huge waste of time when I can just fap to VR porn and be done in 15minutes, without driving somewhere/letting a stranger into my home and having to talk with someone I don't know etc.. I just want a girl who'd just hug and gently massage me, being slightly pushy about it, every time I'm tired or irritated, even though I pretend I don't need it, and when I relax she'd put my head on her breast or lap and gently scratch my head until I fall asleep. I wish affection were so easily boght as sex
Same. I can't remember the last time a woman was affectionate with me.
>2015
Things have changed. Current local economy over here is unofficially dollarized now so don't expect a prostitute for $1 unless she's an uber whore that looks like shit.
I want nothing more than to travel the world and breed a load of local women. This was already on my list.
Veronica Rodriguez
Protip, you won't want to stick your dick in when you see what's actually available for that price