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thats it anon i had enough ill become a president or prime minister or whatever the fuck high status it is and ill fix this cringe ass world or destro...

thats it anon i had enough ill become a president or prime minister or whatever the fuck high status it is and ill fix this cringe ass world or destroy it since iam tired of all this crap

any tips on how to become a politician anon from 0?

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rape kids

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      This is not even untrue, that's how fucked up the world is. Unless you're very wealthy and know what you're doing it, there's only one way in - by becoming one of them.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Alright guys I’ve decided to go to the moon myself and investigate. See ya

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Be gnomish and openly create your own blackmail of yourself. Boom you're in

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    be gnomish or start raping kids. btw. take the independence pill instead. its much better.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kösz szépen TEK bácsi szeretlek

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        only people who are the worst of the worst can actually become successful politicians. if you have a shred of god in you. the system will chew on you then it will spit you out. the only way to make it as a politicians is be psychopathic. you won't make it otherwise. I just want to become as distant and as independent of the system as I possible can. only interact with it it when really can't do anything else.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          i meeaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn if i happen to become a politician ill abolish the current system and establish and monarchy and make an over developed country out of here literally and uhhhhhh maaybbeeeee do alil bit of trolling for the neighboring countries and assert my existence and be passive aggressive semi hostile against some ethnic groups

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            good luck. just please. give me my gun rights. I have a mill. I am really aching to carve some guns out of metal.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              dont worry sonny boy if God wills it and i became a politician id make this place into perfection
              i just need to btfo the EU and the garden gnomes and gypsies

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >do alil bit of trolling for the neighboring countries
            romanians on suicide watch
            >be passive aggressive semi hostile against some ethnic groups
            gypsies on double suicide watch

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              if only know whats going up in my brainhole anon

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                make horthy proud

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                id make even árpád and attila proud

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why would a land-locked country even have any admirals, let alone be run by one?

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Volunteer for established politician and start networking. Learn how the game works. The get yourself on the ballot and start fundraising

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      run for a county position. It will help if you have a good name and set up signs. people usually don't vote in those elections and if they do, they have no idea about the actual candidate lol

      I WANT TO FUCKING PULL YOU OUT OF THE CAR AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    run for a county position. It will help if you have a good name and set up signs. people usually don't vote in those elections and if they do, they have no idea about the actual candidate lol

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a high status college and start networking.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      is networking really that important? since my iam literally dont belong into this era i belong into the mid to late 19th century
      where you just punch a politician in face and take their place simple as that

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >is networking really that important?

        Most politics is just networking. So yes. I don't like either but that's the truth. Don't worry, you might be better at it than you think. I am schizoid INTJ and I had gotten a meeting with an American Congressman. When you are trying to manipulate other people for your political ends you might find yourself having a charisma you didn't realize you had prior.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          mayhaps you are correct ill seen what i can do with this computer online working thingy and maybe groom myself a bit since i look like a medieval steppe man for charisam inhancment
          and is a college also important coz iam basically an autistic retard again

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >coz iam basically an autistic retard again

            Make sure you are getting omega-3 acids, that's what most of your brain is made out of. You can get them from fish. Also make sure to get good sleep, eg, have a room that is dark, quiet, and cool while you sleep. Make sure you have b-vitamins for energy. If you can turn off wi-fi while you sleep and get a grounding pad for your bed. Drink coffee. Take a course of alpha-liponic acid and wormwood to get rid of any heavy metals or parasites in your system. Your gut bacteria affects your mind, some make sure to have some fermented food from time to time. Best of luck.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              thank you fren for the good advices

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Your welcome, also remember to exercise. I forget to do enough of that sometimes.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                And lastly, if your sleep does not become very good after all that check with a doctor to make sure you don't have a sleep disorder, such as sleep apnea. I had sleep apnea caused by deviated septum that messed up my sleep for a while. Good sleep is extremely important.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >sleep apnea.
                pretty sure i have it and really need to check because iam barely able to wake up and i feel utter dread in the morning

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure the garden gnomes will try to assassinate me before i even achieve 1% of my goal

                Well, you know what you need to do then. Go and make me and Hungary proud. Make Hungary a fascist state again, You could be dictator of Hungary within a decade or two if you really try. Never let the garden gnomes intimidate or try to buy you off. Yes, if you start to succeed and do not bend the knee they will try to assassinate you, I know this from personal experience, but don't let that stop you from trying. Drive an old, maintain situational awareness when in public at all times, keep in good health, and if possible have a gun and or bodyguards. 1488.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                *an old car

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >He still believes in presidents

    Kek. US hasn't had a real president since Kennedy and we know how that turned out.

    Europe hasn't had a non Banker backed leader since Hitler

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      then what do you suggest ? guirrella militia revolting against the world? you suggesting me to do terrorism CIA anon? HUH? ANSWER ME GLOWIE-SAN??!! HMMMMMMMMM???

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no political solution for a reason and anybody claiming otherwise is a gnomish liar looking for morons to scam.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure the garden gnomes will try to assassinate me before i even achieve 1% of my goal

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    isnt your country already based

    anyway charisma is everything
    read everything in sight
    ally yourself with the powerful interests in your country
    hammer home a few simple themes

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      there is alot to fix into this beautiful shithole anon trust me

      [...]

      Well, you know what you need to do then. Go and make me and Hungary proud. Make Hungary a fascist state again, You could be dictator of Hungary within a decade or two if you really try. Never let the garden gnomes intimidate or try to buy you off. Yes, if you start to succeed and do not bend the knee they will try to assassinate you, I know this from personal experience, but don't let that stop you from trying. Drive an old, maintain situational awareness when in public at all times, keep in good health, and if possible have a gun and or bodyguards. 1488.

      One last piece of advice, pray to God for advice and wisdom or if you don't believe in divinity then meditate.

      thank you very much for the advices and motivation and good talk anon i really appreciate it and appreciate this support from you and i hope if God wills it ill make you proud of me
      i consider myself a religious maybe somewhat pious man and believe in God plan but i hope and pray to him to give me what i want to be

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    One last piece of advice, pray to God for advice and wisdom or if you don't believe in divinity then meditate.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    purge your autism by becoming an alcoholic pillhead
    if you survive then you can work your way up in your local government by simply talking to people and having an opinion
    then sell your soul and then you might have a shot

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    masturbate onto icon of shabozarogh

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >shabozarogh
      >no google search
      anon... am kinda scared

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