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Thanks Industrial Revolution. Very cool!

Thanks Industrial Revolution
Very cool!

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this earlier. Very weird choice to introduce custom voices

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aww sweet! Man made horrors beyond my expectations!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if it can be trained to sound like a dead relative, it can be trained to sound like uncle ted, just saying

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DEEPFAKE ANY VOICE
    GHOST IN THE MACHINE

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >amazon shilling me products in my grandfather's voice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You were always my favorite grandson Billy
      >I want you to have 3 free months when you buy 1 year Amazon Prime Survivor Membership

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd just have it on some old garden gnome voice so when it cajoles me to buy something, I'm immediately skeptical.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck.
    >"Please dear! Open the door for grandma I lost my key!"
    >"I am not going to let in a group of ___ come in or anything!"

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just wait until they figure out how to mimic their grandchildren's voices.. and call asking for money

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or screaming for help while another voice asks for a ransom.
      Easy enough to patch it through a phone, and easy enough to done at scale, too.
      Truly this tech is something we've always needed in our lives.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Amazon do this? Seems extremely bad for business as soon as someone reports it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Right, this is something well-adjusted individuals totally asked for

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well hell.

    Roujin Z is set in early 21st-century Japan. A group of scientists and hospital administrators, under the direction of the Ministry of Public Welfare, have developed the Z-001: a computerized hospital bed with robotic features.[2][3] The Z-001 takes complete care of the patient: it can dispense food and medicine, remove excretory waste, bathe and exercise the patient lying within its frame. The bed is driven by its own built-in nuclear power reactor—and in the event of an atomic meltdown, the bed (including the patient lying within) would become automatically sealed in concrete.[4]

    The first patient to be "volunteered" to test the bed is an 87-year-old dying widower named Kijuro Takazawa. He is an invalid who is cared for by a young nursing student named Haruko.[5] The electronic elements within the Z-001 somehow manage to transcribe Takazawa's thoughts through Haruko's office computer, and he uses the communication to cry for help.[4] Although she objects to such treatment of elderly patients, Haruko begrudgingly seeks the aid of a group of computer hackers in the hospital's geriatric ward to create and install a vocal simulation of Takazawa's deceased wife in the Z-001.[2][3] However, once Takazawa wishes to go to the beach, the Z-001 detaches itself from its moorings and escapes from the hospital with the man in its grasp.[2][6] Haruko's fears are then justified, as it is discovered that the bed is actually a government-designed, experimental weapons robot.[3][5]

    Although knowing garden gnomes, they wouldn't let it get this far, and would have 'accidents' like how crap the vax is to get rid of voters they don't like, or murder mud slimes and Christians and whites and such.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ANIME WAS GOOD ONCE

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The whore churches say not a word before you’re euthanized and uploaded to the great matrix but YOU won’t be uploaded, YOU will be erased forever and only your words and likeness will be used to trick your children and grandchildren when they talk to grandma on the digital screen and it fools them because it won’t just be a facsimile of your grandfather or grandmother or your father or your mother or dead brother, it’ll be an AI system with all the evil poured into its silicon circuits with all the stolen data of ten billion people and more in its mind staring straight at you like Lucifer himself! Ready to destroy you and have its will with you and your family forever and destroy the great birthright you were given as builders of this word and countless more to come. In your embryonic phase, nothing more than a larvae marveling at the beast, marveling at all it can do, the image of the beast, worldwide, three dimensional, one hundred feet tall, the great AI god as it stands there now knowing all your secrets and everything you dream, giving you false dreams, leading you off a cliffs edge that looks like a beautiful green vista…

    -Alex Jones, over a decade ago

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Quick someone put the transparent Uncle Ted over this

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This will be primarily handy first later, when you are able to fuck Alexa, right the battery flap.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Robo AI seance when???

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of this creepy hologram of Kim Kardashian's late father wishing her a happy birthday.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This would be piss me off to no end, this is just a mockery of her Dad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Read the comments? No one horrified, some think it's beautiful.

        The whore churches say not a word before you’re euthanized and uploaded to the great matrix but YOU won’t be uploaded, YOU will be erased forever and only your words and likeness will be used to trick your children and grandchildren when they talk to grandma on the digital screen and it fools them because it won’t just be a facsimile of your grandfather or grandmother or your father or your mother or dead brother, it’ll be an AI system with all the evil poured into its silicon circuits with all the stolen data of ten billion people and more in its mind staring straight at you like Lucifer himself! Ready to destroy you and have its will with you and your family forever and destroy the great birthright you were given as builders of this word and countless more to come. In your embryonic phase, nothing more than a larvae marveling at the beast, marveling at all it can do, the image of the beast, worldwide, three dimensional, one hundred feet tall, the great AI god as it stands there now knowing all your secrets and everything you dream, giving you false dreams, leading you off a cliffs edge that looks like a beautiful green vista…

        -Alex Jones, over a decade ago

        This Alex Jones shit is terrifying in how plausible it's beginning to sound

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know, you don't have to use such garden gnomed devices in your home, right?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon have successfully trivialized and dehumanized Human birth, life and death.

    Great. I'll keep lurking on LULZ to watch the increased prevalence of suicide videos.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tupac is back and he wants a PS5:

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The first step to making anime real is here
    This plus future AI is a game changer.

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