>tfw you'll never be a 16 y/o 6'3 slovak ice hockey player with godlike facial features that just finished a game and still looks better …

>tfw you’ll never be a 16 y/o 6’3 slovak ice hockey player with godlike facial features that just finished a game and still looks better than any male model to ever exist
>you’ll never know what it’s like to suddenly become famous because girls can’t stop making thirst edits of you
why even keep trying?

26 thoughts on “>tfw you'll never be a 16 y/o 6'3 slovak ice hockey player with godlike facial features that just finished a game and still looks better …

    • Anonymous says:

      >wouldn’t be on this site
      man you wouldn’t have the first clue what being chronically online in these communities from 13 onwards did to me. if you saw me irl, you’d think I was the last person to know there’s an internet outside of instagram and tiktok.

      >I look like that
      sure bro

    • Anonymous says:

      except he looks all natural

      wdym godlike
      I look like that
      8/10 at max

      I’m not 6’3” tho

      you definitely do not look like that bc otherwise you wouldn’t be on this website

      • Anonymous says:

        >wouldn’t be on this site
        man you wouldn’t have the first clue what being chronically online in these communities from 13 onwards did to me. if you saw me irl, you’d think I was the last person to know there’s an internet outside of instagram and tiktok.

  1. Anonymous says:

    >boohoo why don’t I look like this overly specific type of person I’m definitely not gay for oh boohoo woe is me why oh why oh boohoo booohooo
    Can people like you just shut the heck up and accept your own faces jesus christ all this pussy whining is getting a little irritating

  2. Anonymous says:

    I’m a huge hockey nerd, and know most prospects. But I can’t tell who this is…
    Who tf is this?

    I’d say, of all prospects Simon Edvisson is the one to drop the most panties. Dude is 6’6+ with Chad facial genetics. Even scouts/managers get erect at the thought of a Dman prospect like this, let alone their wives and daughters.

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