>tfw we don't know much about Assassins because Mongols burned their records

>tfw we don't know much about Assassins because Mongols burned their records

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's any consolation, it probably made the games more fun. As the writers could fill in the blanks. (Never played one.)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just read Alamut

      Only the first one (and the best one) has any resemblance to history.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we don't know about a lot of things because the Mongols destroyed everything they touched

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they really called hashashin because they smoked hash a lot? Sounds like a dream, smoking hash in that beautiful landscape, following Islam, and practicing subterfuge. I basically lived the same kind of life when I was young and vacationing in Cyprus, excpet I shoplifted instead of assassinating.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a myth.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Assassins#Etymology

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC 2 > AC Brotherhood > AC1 > Black Flag > AC3 > all the new crappy games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unity, Rogue, and Syndicate are underrated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black flag
      >in top 5
      you're the exact kind of normalgay that turned these already crappy games to total horseshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't even type Revelations in the top 3
      LARPing zoomoid spotted. play better games

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Revelations just wasn't very good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Revelations on this list?

      Unity, Rogue, and Syndicate are underrated

      I like Unity because of the architecture.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My list is just entirely based on my personal nostalgia and I only played Revelations at a friend's house like twice. That's my explanation.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were just a dime a dozen shia sect mythologized

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted!

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Proves Muslims are wrong and Allah doesn't exist. I'm glad Mudslime rapists got humiliated by pagans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ismailis aren't Muslim homie, they went after them more often than Christians

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mongols later converted to islam, seethe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >later

        Keep moving them goal posts

        I'm glad Timur made a mockery of your religion, pretended to convert, and then killed Mudslimes anyway

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timur would slaughter you without a second thought.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He would slaughter you too

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