>tfw no white schizoid narcissist millennial /k/ husband and master that wants to live in the woods in Alaska on a small homestead where we have crops and birds and he lets me spot and reload for him and fucks me raw every day away from society
>tfw no white schizoid narcissist millennial?
what an elaborate and gay fantasy
do you think i will ever meet him
Hey OP, Im right here. You dont have to search anymore
hi which state are you in and what is your favorite rifle and why
Oregon atm. HK G3, idk why I love it maybe because of the bolt carrier system, plus I love the Cold War
describe your ideal partner please
portland?
Idk, my standards arent that high. Not fat, like cars and music.
Ah that's a shame. I'm a lot more into long range shooting and foraging.
So you're morbidly obese and tasteless then?
No.. I'm 5'10" 150lb
But you're still a tasteless pleb? And male since you haven't posted tits??
I don't understand why you would not be interested in long range shooting when I specified in the OP I wanted to spot and reload for you.
Are you black? Is that why you're so familiar with guns?
Asian
It is a hard and lonely life
are you hot though
I'm extremely self conscious of how I look. I look like a monster to myself but people tell me I'm attractive. I'm not really sure.
what is your favorite rifle
I will judge you harshly on this
Actually kind of a stopper. I have many favorite rifles I like. Does it have to be a rifle I own?
no, but make it one you could legally own
A few top contenders.
M1903 Springfield for nostalgia and historical value. I liked it a lot in DoD:S.
Henry Big Boy X in .357 mag. I have one and tacticooled it out and suppressed it and love shooting .38 specials.
>surp
marry me now please
1906 dated
Do you only like vagina girls
every fucking time
we can still talk about guns though
Thats sad
Maybe in another life I could have made you happy
Im sorry
you can make me happy another way
post guns now
G3 guy here, I dont mind, wanna give me a shot or not?
W-would you take a s-shot of my cummy in your mouthy anon???
Hell no, but you can take mine
Ok we can share our .308 do you have a contact
Drop yours and Ill add you
>do you only like women, or are men in panties ok too
gotdamn lmao
If you're a 5'10 woman that weighs 150lbs then you're definitely fat.
And "she" is a asiatic too. I bet she has a massive overbite and fucked up teeth.
I am a normal healthy weight
According to modernist fat acceptance standards yeah. I dont give a fuck what doctors say.
I do love me range shooting
I hear Alaska is nice this time of year.
Yeah its just the start of fall, good time for hikes and berry picking. The chads are out hunting moose and caribou.
I got this going on, we live in the Andes, grow crop, chop wood, have passionate raw sex everyday. I'm living my best life you homosexuals couldnt hold me down
If that were true you wouldnt be on this board. Youre fooling no one.
Haha ok. Cant post anything with myself or wife, but reverse search if you want. Ever heard of starlink nigga
sweet
hello from alaska
hello fren. alaska is cozy
it is very nice here
Another, nearby our homestead. Not directly ON the mountain but near the base of the Andes.
primitive pouch wife made for me
dumb tranny tankie hope he kills you
Alaskans love the taste of the feds boot. The real schizoid woodsmen live in Alabama to avoid as many taxes as possible.;
Get with the program you fucking larper.
i feel your pain anon why cant men like this exist and if they do why cant I find one
Not a single simp on the internet is like that. You would have to find him in real life, and you don't live in rural Alaska, do you? You live in a major city, the men around you are all well melanated gentlemen that will rape and dump you like the worthless roastie scum that you are. The wall is coming soon, none of your dreams will come true. You will never have children and you will be replaced by a sexbot.
I unronically browse /k/ constantly and own property in rural Alaska
too bad I'm a zoomer
>paying $2600 a year for a $270k plot of land that you "own"
Sorry Alaska bros, but it's over.
my yearly property tax is $250 on 4 acres
growing crops so far north is close to impossible
in my rural fantasies, i own a large piece of land on the Azores, or on the northern slope of the Atlas Mountains (fed by a river), or in Georgia on the Caucasus.
Living off savings, having photovoltaics and
a heat pump to save money, having a big big garden, a few chicken, lots of flowers all around the house... walking or riding through the forest...
in particular i wish i had enough land for one or two of each kind of tree, like peaches, pears, apples, dogwood, shadbush etc.
people grow potatoes and rhubarb up here
you can grow a bunch of shit in greenhouses too
Yeah but there's just not enough sunlight for many things. I'm trying to grow winegrapes in Poland, and alhough the wines do grow, the grapes are tiny and not as sweet as they could be.
A lot, and i mean a lot of plants can't endure consistent freezing.
well you don't grow anything in the winter
in the summer we get like 20 hours of sunlight
Not just growth. Many perenial plants grow in the summer, but they have to endure the winter, and if it freezes too hard and too long, they die. Roses are like that for sure.
There definitely is a bunch of stuff you can't really grow out here
I don't grow anything but there are a ton of blueberries and salmonberries on my property so I pick those