>tfw no sysadmin gf

>tfw no sysadmin gf

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fake dating app texts
    Why do people still think this is funny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/pra7bz/her_bio_said_sysyadmin_so_i_thought_id_give_it_a/
      It's not fake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OMG I LOVE REDDIT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ugh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >its not fake
        I don't think you understand how entertainment works. Something being staged and executed IRL for the purpose of entertainment isn't real. It's entertainment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >dating apps
        >haha look I did the funny can I please have a crumb of pussy
        Absolute cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know this is fake?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        By not being autisitc

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dating apps
    imagine voluntarily joining the rat race for pussy which you will inevitably lose unless you're in the top 20% of males
    these apps unironically damage society and Ted was right all along.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Ted?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have to go back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DO NOT SPOONFEED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just a friend of mine officer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He met your mother

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my uncle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible to make something non-degenerate out of the experience
      Lots of bad pussy to dig through sure, but you might win a jack pot along the way

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >implying there's even guys who have had sex with 16 different women on LULZ
        >yet alone with 16 different women in 2 months

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying anyone on LULZ had sex at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's chad stats, achieving a fraction of that is good enough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >87% talked about their kids
        500 matches, dated 13 who didn't have kids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unless you're in the top 20% of males
      Feels good to be >90% in every metric when it comes to males, from visual to mental stats.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    # sudo killall nora

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >killall
      pkill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      $ finger -slm /home/nora

      I think that works

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sudo as root

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a comment. I don't actually want to kill Nora :3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      # mount /home /

      I break everything I mount at home.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one dash for long options

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't it be $ nora --help --verbose?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nora -h -p -v

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nora -hpv

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Does this removes her hpv?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > man nora

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >le 2016
    >on dating app
    >she says call her seems suss but I do
    >voice sounds like a chatbot
    >I say "you sound like a chatbot, are you real?"
    >"Of course I'm real silly! That is so fun-"
    >"Oh okay lol"
    >...
    >"Of course I'm real silly! That is so funn-"
    >uhh...
    >...
    >"Of course I'm real silly! That is so funny, when are we going on a date"
    Nope.avi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren‘t there some basic texts that kill bots very fast? Like you see in the movies something that doesn‘t make sense or whatever. Not that they shut off or whatever but just can‘t comprehend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just repeat yourself, if they go out of context or repeat too, it's a bot or script.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    $ touch /usr/bin/nora

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >
      $ touch /usr/bin/nora
      touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/nora': Permission denied

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incident has been reported. Appear in court for sexual harassment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        $ sudo touch /usr/bin/nora

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your wife isn't POSIX-compliant

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sysadmin here, I used to think I wanted this until I actually met similar ones. they're mostly posers who are not pretty while also having huge insecurity issues against pretty women. now I'm currently close with a starbucks loving qt who writes travel blogs and knits some capeshit to sell online. she doesnt bullshit or pretend to be something she's not. she accepts she's retarded and stays in her lane.

    the "sysadmin" females were petty, cunning, always doubting you, cant enjoy simple things like walking in the grass or at night, doesnt like going out.the starbucks qts love being outside.

    again, I'm not as outgoing but I think I prefer outgoing girls, however weird it might be. I think the current combination of reclusive bf and outgoing starbucks gf is the best combination.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women bring light to the life of introverted men. They are the social counterpart to our race, and I have no interest in 'depressed' women who will soon become bitter fat-bags.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All women become bitter fat-bags

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          some quicker than others. I'll take a chance on pretty women compared to petty sysadmin girls.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect. It IS possible to move past your anti-white programming, reject "gender wars", and remember that this is a racial struggle. Only accept healthy (eugenic) women and always seek to improve yourself so that you deserve her.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >m-muh race
            naggers aren't the problem and so nothing that comes out of your asshole that I'm supposed to call your mouth is correct.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You are right; naggers are only a pawn in the judeo-capitalists' plan. I'm sure you recognize that naggers are a major problem that will have to be cleaned up, but I am glad you see the problem on a deeper and more fundamental level.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you get rid of israelites, naggers will disappear without you doing anything, retard.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Inaccurate. They won't kill themselves. israelites play a very important role, but they are largely enabled by their racial egalitarian Christian lackeys, motivated to sacrifice their own race on the alter of equality. With israelites gone, Christians will largely carry on their plan of diversity. There is far more work to be done than your simple take.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >christians
                I'm pretty sure I already mentioned them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Women bring light to the life of introverted men
        If that was the case why all shy, socially awkward guys are incels?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm an introvert but not an incel and actually not even socially awkward. Basically, I got a relationship with a regular nice girl and she utterly fixed my autism. I mean I can still spend 14 hours a day on the computer if I want, but I can also not do that just fine. She brought me light.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So cringe, it can only have come from rebbit

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kill -9 nora
    (-9 means rape)

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sysadmin
    nagger tier job for white people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf?

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