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>tfw no sysadmin gf
>fake dating app texts
Why do people still think this is funny?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/pra7bz/her_bio_said_sysyadmin_so_i_thought_id_give_it_a/
It's not fake
OMG I LOVE REDDIT
ugh
>its not fake
I don't think you understand how entertainment works. Something being staged and executed IRL for the purpose of entertainment isn't real. It's entertainment.
>dating apps
>haha look I did the funny can I please have a crumb of pussy
Absolute cringe
How do you know this is fake?
By not being autisitc
cringe
>dating apps
imagine voluntarily joining the rat race for pussy which you will inevitably lose unless you're in the top 20% of males
these apps unironically damage society and Ted was right all along.
Who is Ted?
You have to go back
DO NOT SPOONFEED
just a friend of mine officer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski
He met your mother
my uncle
It's possible to make something non-degenerate out of the experience
Lots of bad pussy to dig through sure, but you might win a jack pot along the way
>implying there's even guys who have had sex with 16 different women on LULZ
>yet alone with 16 different women in 2 months
>implying anyone on LULZ had sex at all
That's chad stats, achieving a fraction of that is good enough
>87% talked about their kids
500 matches, dated 13 who didn't have kids
>unless you're in the top 20% of males
Feels good to be >90% in every metric when it comes to males, from visual to mental stats.
# sudo killall nora
>killall
pkill
$ finger -slm /home/nora
I think that works
>sudo as root
It was a comment. I don't actually want to kill Nora :3
# mount /home /
I break everything I mount at home.
>one dash for long options
Shouldn't it be $ nora --help --verbose?
nora -h -p -v
nora -hpv
Does this removes her hpv?
> man nora
>be me
>le 2016
>on dating app
>she says call her seems suss but I do
>voice sounds like a chatbot
>I say "you sound like a chatbot, are you real?"
>"Of course I'm real silly! That is so fun-"
>"Oh okay lol"
>...
>"Of course I'm real silly! That is so funn-"
>uhh...
>...
>"Of course I'm real silly! That is so funny, when are we going on a date"
Nope.avi
Aren‘t there some basic texts that kill bots very fast? Like you see in the movies something that doesn‘t make sense or whatever. Not that they shut off or whatever but just can‘t comprehend
Just repeat yourself, if they go out of context or repeat too, it's a bot or script.
$ touch /usr/bin/nora
>
$ touch /usr/bin/nora
touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/nora': Permission denied
Incident has been reported. Appear in court for sexual harassment
$ sudo touch /usr/bin/nora
>tfw your wife isn't POSIX-compliant
sysadmin here, I used to think I wanted this until I actually met similar ones. they're mostly posers who are not pretty while also having huge insecurity issues against pretty women. now I'm currently close with a starbucks loving qt who writes travel blogs and knits some capeshit to sell online. she doesnt bullshit or pretend to be something she's not. she accepts she's retarded and stays in her lane.
the "sysadmin" females were petty, cunning, always doubting you, cant enjoy simple things like walking in the grass or at night, doesnt like going out.the starbucks qts love being outside.
again, I'm not as outgoing but I think I prefer outgoing girls, however weird it might be. I think the current combination of reclusive bf and outgoing starbucks gf is the best combination.
Women bring light to the life of introverted men. They are the social counterpart to our race, and I have no interest in 'depressed' women who will soon become bitter fat-bags.
All women become bitter fat-bags
some quicker than others. I'll take a chance on pretty women compared to petty sysadmin girls.
Incorrect. It IS possible to move past your anti-white programming, reject "gender wars", and remember that this is a racial struggle. Only accept healthy (eugenic) women and always seek to improve yourself so that you deserve her.
>m-muh race
naggers aren't the problem and so nothing that comes out of your asshole that I'm supposed to call your mouth is correct.
You are right; naggers are only a pawn in the judeo-capitalists' plan. I'm sure you recognize that naggers are a major problem that will have to be cleaned up, but I am glad you see the problem on a deeper and more fundamental level.
If you get rid of israelites, naggers will disappear without you doing anything, retard.
Inaccurate. They won't kill themselves. israelites play a very important role, but they are largely enabled by their racial egalitarian Christian lackeys, motivated to sacrifice their own race on the alter of equality. With israelites gone, Christians will largely carry on their plan of diversity. There is far more work to be done than your simple take.
>christians
I'm pretty sure I already mentioned them.
>Women bring light to the life of introverted men
If that was the case why all shy, socially awkward guys are incels?
I'm an introvert but not an incel and actually not even socially awkward. Basically, I got a relationship with a regular nice girl and she utterly fixed my autism. I mean I can still spend 14 hours a day on the computer if I want, but I can also not do that just fine. She brought me light.
So cringe, it can only have come from rebbit
see
kill -9 nora
(-9 means rape)
>sysadmin
nagger tier job for white people.
Wtf?