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  1. 1 year ago
    chaseranon

    you can get a bf easy, just drop your disc and talk to some guys
    t. guy who would probably date you

    • 1 year ago
      it is over

      i would frick something up, idk how to date
      bfs are for hsts who have been fricking men since they were 13

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bfs are for hsts who have been fricking men since they were 13
        as a late 20s khhv moid, i really fricking hope not

        • 1 year ago
          it is over

          youre proving my point

          date me rn then
          im lonely as hell and want companionship
          ill take it seriously
          i dont care much for hsts over reppers and boymoders
          im a virgin but ive had my first hug and kiss with a cissoid

          you wouldnt like me im a manmoder with a man voice and nothing appealing all around

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            if you shave regularly and plan on boymoding into girlmoding, yeah i would like you
            sorry got busy so i didnt respond fast

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            failed both requirements, tfw no bf.

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            so you never want to girlmode? isnt that like the goal though?

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            it would be nice its just not realistically happening at this rate

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What were the requirements? Am I blind or did you not even post them lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh right I see you managed to fail the chaser's low requirements kek

          • 1 year ago
            spot

            I do enjoy a dude thirsting his way into a thread being like "I expect almost literally nothing" and then realizing the sad girl he was thirsting at is sad for a reason

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shaving is well within immediate grasp though, you can just use hair removal cream to speed it up substantially

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            that costs money and will probably ruin my skin

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just use it when you plan to get dicked down dumbass

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            >if you shave regularly (...) i would like you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because he wants to put his penis in you, therefore only shave when you plan to get dicked down

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            i doubt he was thinking about meeting me irl

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            would meet irl eventually though
            boyremoval must happen

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            my standards really are low, like just only send your best girly pics and ill imagine thats what you look like all the time

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            would meet irl eventually though
            boyremoval must happen

            how come your standards are that low?

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            because im basically a mentalcel just without the moronic woman hating
            i know its my own issues at fault

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            oh thats not so bad
            you really want to chat?

            Why would he care that you're somewhere hundreds of miles away not freshly shaven kek

            ...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >...
            What's the problem, obviously when someone says regular shaves it means when they're around. Do you think he will announce a random inspection and scold you at any time?

          • 1 year ago
            it is over

            maybe?

            yeah no like unironically
            omegalul#9121
            theres one of my alts if you do

            ill try to get over myself and add you

          • 1 year ago
            chaseranon

            yeah no like unironically
            omegalul#9121
            theres one of my alts if you do

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he care that you're somewhere hundreds of miles away not freshly shaven kek

      • 1 year ago
        spot

        you would definitely frick something up and so would he and that's how you learn

      • 1 year ago
        chaseranon

        date me rn then
        im lonely as hell and want companionship
        ill take it seriously
        i dont care much for hsts over reppers and boymoders
        im a virgin but ive had my first hug and kiss with a cissoid

        • 1 year ago
          it is over

          youre proving my point
          [...]
          you wouldnt like me im a manmoder with a man voice and nothing appealing all around

          i knew it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would you be interested in being in a st4t relationship with a hobbit
    t.hobbitmodder who needs gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live mr hobbit-san?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    same
    it is over.

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