tfw no bf

tfw no bf

  1. 3 weeks ago
    chaseranon

    you can get a bf easy, just drop your disc and talk to some guys
    t. guy who would probably date you

    • 3 weeks ago
      it is over

      i would fuck something up, idk how to date
      bfs are for hsts who have been fucking men since they were 13

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bfs are for hsts who have been fucking men since they were 13
        as a late 20s khhv moid, i really fucking hope not

        • 3 weeks ago
          it is over

          youre proving my point

          date me rn then
          im lonely as hell and want companionship
          ill take it seriously
          i dont care much for hsts over reppers and boymoders
          im a virgin but ive had my first hug and kiss with a cissoid

          you wouldnt like me im a manmoder with a man voice and nothing appealing all around

          • 3 weeks ago
            chaseranon

            if you shave regularly and plan on boymoding into girlmoding, yeah i would like you
            sorry got busy so i didnt respond fast

            • 3 weeks ago
              it is over

              failed both requirements, tfw no bf.

              • 3 weeks ago
                chaseranon

                so you never want to girlmode? isnt that like the goal though?

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                it would be nice its just not realistically happening at this rate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What were the requirements? Am I blind or did you not even post them lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right I see you managed to fail the chaser's low requirements kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                spot

                I do enjoy a dude thirsting his way into a thread being like "I expect almost literally nothing" and then realizing the sad girl he was thirsting at is sad for a reason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shaving is well within immediate grasp though, you can just use hair removal cream to speed it up substantially

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                that costs money and will probably ruin my skin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just use it when you plan to get dicked down dumbass

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                >if you shave regularly (...) i would like you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah because he wants to put his penis in you, therefore only shave when you plan to get dicked down

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                i doubt he was thinking about meeting me irl

              • 3 weeks ago
                chaseranon

                would meet irl eventually though
                boyremoval must happen

              • 3 weeks ago
                chaseranon

                my standards really are low, like just only send your best girly pics and ill imagine thats what you look like all the time

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                would meet irl eventually though
                boyremoval must happen

                how come your standards are that low?

              • 3 weeks ago
                chaseranon

                because im basically a mentalcel just without the retarded woman hating
                i know its my own issues at fault

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                oh thats not so bad
                you really want to chat?

                Why would he care that you're somewhere hundreds of miles away not freshly shaven kek

                ...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >...
                What's the problem, obviously when someone says regular shaves it means when they're around. Do you think he will announce a random inspection and scold you at any time?

              • 3 weeks ago
                it is over

                maybe?

                yeah no like unironically
                omegalul#9121
                theres one of my alts if you do

                ill try to get over myself and add you

              • 3 weeks ago
                chaseranon

                yeah no like unironically
                omegalul#9121
                theres one of my alts if you do

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would he care that you're somewhere hundreds of miles away not freshly shaven kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        spot

        you would definitely fuck something up and so would he and that's how you learn

      • 3 weeks ago
        chaseranon

        date me rn then
        im lonely as hell and want companionship
        ill take it seriously
        i dont care much for hsts over reppers and boymoders
        im a virgin but ive had my first hug and kiss with a cissoid

        • 3 weeks ago
          it is over

          youre proving my point
          [...]
          you wouldnt like me im a manmoder with a man voice and nothing appealing all around

          i knew it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would you be interested in being in a st4t relationship with a hobbit
    t.hobbitmodder who needs gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live mr hobbit-san?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same
    it is over.

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