Terrible Ships Companies Tried to Push

Why was DC so hellbent on pushing this terrible pairing during the New 52?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Jim lee and others thought why not and mandated it for some reason
    It was pretty widely panned and then nu 52 supes died/ became daddy supes and Wonder Woman got another retcon

    Basically erased from continuity entirely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In her whole existence. How many ships did artists let Harls have?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to "modernize superman" so he was a cold distant fuck boi who was just an ass to everyone but still get the girl.

    editorial remember the wonder woman and superman paring in the bronze age the survived through various good else world books like Kingdom come and New frontier but wanted to ape off that. Rather then do what those books did as the two grew a relationship through their mutual desire to do good and fix the world through justice and compassion Dc went the early 2000s edgefest route of them now getting together because their "loners and no one understand them except each other so they should bang"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is LULZ so hostile to Diana x Clark? It's pretty vanilla, but so is Babs and Dick and you guys love that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new 52

      like

      They wanted to "modernize superman" so he was a cold distant fuck boi who was just an ass to everyone but still get the girl.

      editorial remember the wonder woman and superman paring in the bronze age the survived through various good else world books like Kingdom come and New frontier but wanted to ape off that. Rather then do what those books did as the two grew a relationship through their mutual desire to do good and fix the world through justice and compassion Dc went the early 2000s edgefest route of them now getting together because their "loners and no one understand them except each other so they should bang"

      said it was just two loner fucking each like a bad batmanxcatwoman fanfiction that didn't go anywhere. It was so bad that it cause the even more stupid backlash of Superman giving a shit about humanity becuse he bangs Lois mentality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is LULZ so hostile to Diana x Clark?
      Because they want Batman to get all the girls. Diana, Babs, Lois, Cheetah, and Selina all get Batdick while Superman is off masturbating in his Fortress of Solitude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you retarded?

      1) Dick + Kory is the true gay whatever

      2) Superman doesn't need a goddess, when what the character has always demanded is a human grounding mechanism in his relationships.

      3) See 1) where Earthboy Dick needs Kory, not some bitch who can't even feel her pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Superman has been tied to Lois since he fucking appeared in Action 1. There is no reason for him to want Wonder Woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Long and short of it. its fucking boring its always either

      >diana lets do more good
      >great idea clark. lets

      or

      >diana we'll need to be a little more heavy handed to get things done
      >got it. we'll sacrifice 2000 kids to find this villain

      Supes is always the moral compass since his editorial never lets him be evil. but the problem is that WW is also almost always good. so its either an echo chamber or she's forced to be unnecessarily heavy handed.

      Tldr:

      they play off like childhood friends or siblings than actual lovers with complementary chemistry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman has always been a human who happened to be a kryptonian so making him actively seek out god like pussy is pretty contrary to the message that he's just a guy with powers and more in line with the DCEU snyder messaging of

      >i am a god and expect to be treated a god you're all insects im just pretending to be relatable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mainly dislike the justification for it which is usually that Superman can only be understood by someone powerful like him when power itself has never been defining of him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not vanilla at all, it's terribly out of character for both characters.
      The whole "he/she's a demigod just like me, we understand each other" angle was awful, neither Clark nor Diana ever gave a shit about their powers and in fact always seemed to prefer normal human partners that didn't remind them all the time how inhuman they are.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Tom King, pretentious homosexual
    Tom King, tongue my anus
    Tom King, king of cucks
    Tom King, certified cocksucker
    Tom King, herald of the homocoitus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ship is fine, Tom King is ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I ship them. though it was mainly due to the fact that their child would probably be overpowered as fuck. Also I never liked super powered individuals dating normal humans. If I was superman I would be scared to fuck any normal person I might break them or if your normal and fucking someone as strong like wonder woman well say good bye to your pelvis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're legit autistic

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had a fetish for mid flight supersex and thought that was all that was needed in stead of a relationship with actual chemistry.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking marvel and misty knight and falcon
    and carol and rhodey

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How could it have been you?
      >How could you compare?
      >You were never good enough.

      He's not wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cuck queen lois.

      fucking based.

      that overly confident whore deserves to be knocked down a peg.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prom king and queen effect

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's considered a power couple and Didio didn't want the two to be with their usual love interests.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember liking this comic or at least the Zod/Faora arc.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i unironacally liked it and the love triangle with batman was kind of cool.

    everyone complains but modern batman and supes barely have any personality and are so homogenized for maximum self insert that theres barely any personality there. Nu52 Supes had his flaws but once you came to accept those flaws, reading about him was actually pretty kino

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DC needs Giganta and Choi to continue.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many have offspring from a ship?
    General Zod
    Ursa
    Faora-Ul
    Lex Luthor
    Mercy Graves
    Doomsday
    Deadshot
    Harley Quinn
    The Joker
    Captain Boomerang
    Killer Croc
    El Diablo
    Slipknot
    Enchantress
    Doctor Poison
    Deathstroke
    Ocean Master
    Black Manta
    Dr. Sivana
    Maxwell Lord
    Cheetah
    Darkseid
    Bloodsport
    King Shark
    Polka-Dot Man
    The Thinker
    Savant
    Blackguard
    Weasel
    Calender Man
    Black Adam
    The Riddler
    The Penguin
    Carmine Falcone
    Ra's al Ghul
    Scarecrow
    Black Mask
    Victor Zsasz
    Two-Face
    Bane
    Catwoman
    Talia al Ghul
    Max Shreck
    Mr. Freeze
    Poison Ivy
    Eve Teschmacher
    Hector Hammond
    Sinestro
    Bizarro
    Manchester Black
    Brother Blood
    Joe Chill
    Blcokbuster

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does DC have even 10% of notable villain long run romances that Marvel does??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel has Absorbing Man/Titania, Molecule Man/Volcana, Carnage/Shriek, and the Sabretooth/Mystique/Destiny triangle, but who else that actually lasted?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does DC have even 10% of notable villain long run romances that Marvel does??

        Punch and garden gnomeelee, Harley and Ivy I guess, Tigress and Icicle

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all promoted by Geoff Johns

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I liked Tarantula, I really miss the Batfamily from the early 2000s to until Infinity Crisis in 2006, their stories might not be great but the dynamic between characters was amazing

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure the then current legal dispute with the Shuster Estate had DC spooked so they preemptively took initiatives to separate their Superman from the one created by the original creators and that includes characters like Lois Lane

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People were asking for it for years. They got it, didn't like it, then went back to asking for Steve. They got that, didn't like it, then went back to shipping her with Batman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then went back to shipping her with Batman
      Which was a more creepier and bland ship than WW+Sup

      just because it was a dead in water ship in JLU

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Miller fanboys in high places

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