Tell me the history of your city/town without naming it.

Tell me the history of your city/town without naming it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It began as an interracial breeding camp for black males and white females before becoming a proper city

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stockholm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cuckposting is universal on LULZ because of nonwhites and leftwingers (atheists)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sir this is a sex website7

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reddit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We LOVE our king, the Pope.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was created as a French outpost in the new world, became an important port, and is now a corrupt garbage dump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The port is next to Quebec?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No (wrong country)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new orleans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this except more north

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        st louis

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a roman bridge is built there and is still used, up until a few years ago even by cars, before they realised the retardation of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what city but I can tell its in france because driving cars on it is exactly the type of shit they would do

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the birthplace of a peasant rebellion and its leader in the 16th century

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It became the residency and de facto capital of the Electorate of Cologne.

      The german one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      A weird fiction author was born and died here.
      His cat had a funny name.

      Is this it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Providence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Providence?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    puritans settled by a river and farmed. there was a battle here during my country's successful revolution and some big general used the town as a base of operations for a little while

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lexington Mass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, you're too far north, but you're very warm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cambridge?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ho Chi Minh City

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >conquistadors/explorers discover gold
    >sieve and mine it
    >injuns burn down the town
    >injuns are defeated
    >gold eventually runs out
    >decadence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexico City

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      potosi?

      Town in the middle of nowhere in northern Colombia founded by a Cartagenese Spaniard and was one of the few places to remain loyal to the Spanish crown after the declaration of independence.

      It led a small rebellion but was defeated by the independentists forces and all pro-Spain rebels were executed in the main square.

      Santa Marta?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians hunting and fishing
    French show up and trade for furs
    British kick them out
    Americans kick out the British
    Build lots of cars
    In WWII build lots of weapons
    Highest per capita income on the planet
    Blacks move in
    Whites move out
    Becomes a 3rd whole ghetto

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      detroit?
      can you still buy houses for $20?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A river village that got rich off the river trade.
    Because of good income and tranportation routes it became the new capital of the feudal ownership, and later - the country.
    Eventually the bishop has moved there, the head of the country has declared himself a supreme ruler.
    The city was catching flame for several times, burned by mongols, captured by poles, burned again by french and bombed by germans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moscow?

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      The first (iirc) town in the uk to industrialise the thread trade and associated cloth trades. One of the first towns to lose industries to globalisation starting in the early 20th century. Now a post-industrial shithole full of junkies and white n-words.

      "Keep your eye on x, for as x goes so goes the whole nation" one of our victorian prime ministers

      Manchester?

      Town in the middle of nowhere in northern Colombia founded by a Cartagenese Spaniard and was one of the few places to remain loyal to the Spanish crown after the declaration of independence.

      It led a small rebellion but was defeated by the independentists forces and all pro-Spain rebels were executed in the main square.

      Bogotá?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Moscow?
        Correct

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The first (iirc) town in the uk to industrialise the thread trade and associated cloth trades. One of the first towns to lose industries to globalisation starting in the early 20th century. Now a post-industrial shithole full of junkies and white n-words.

    "Keep your eye on x, for as x goes so goes the whole nation" one of our victorian prime ministers

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Town in the middle of nowhere in northern Colombia founded by a Cartagenese Spaniard and was one of the few places to remain loyal to the Spanish crown after the declaration of independence.

    It led a small rebellion but was defeated by the independentists forces and all pro-Spain rebels were executed in the main square.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The British buy some land from a Mohawk chief
    >They name the bit of land after a town in Yorkshire
    >Until the early 1900s, it was mostly a small farming settlement
    >Officially becomes a town in the 1910s.
    >Government builds the QEU in 1939, people actually start moving to the town for a change
    >Made a city in the 1970s.
    Not that much interesting to be honest. I just read the history section on Wikipedia.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small basin full of peaceful Indians that mostly fished.
    Became the site of a Mission and was inhabited by baptized Indians for a while.
    Eventually it grew into a ranching community until it was bought by entrepreneurs from the east and turned into one of the largest cities in the country.
    Now it's a shithole full of gangs and homelessness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna say las vegas, but the fishing part throws me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Close but no.

        Los Angeles

        Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Los Angeles

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to be inhabited by a few different native tribes that traded and sometimes built neat small artificial islands
    >Spanish arrived and established a trading post on the sheltered bay
    >small history of piratical use/presence
    >eventually acquired by murica
    >becomes major center of cigar production with a large cuban population
    >no, the other one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tampa?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not that guy but I can tell you it is clearly Tampa.

        And Tampa is way older and cooler than Miami.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was founded by German settlers who saw some weird lights in a swamp and thought it was a star. It eventually grew into a town. Also one of our former military dictators grew up here, and a big port was built back in the seventies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious about this one for some reason.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Founded by a ku klux klan dragon and n-words still tried to move in
    Burned down their section of town after a white woman was attacked
    Still n-words here to this day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tulsa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are almost no blacks in oklahoma

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ding ding ding

        There are almost no blacks in oklahoma

        They all live in north tulsa or n-word only towns like redbird

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Native Americans fucking around
    >Frogs come over to trade
    >Americans settle (shortly after revolution)
    >A ton of Germans immigrate
    >Build ships during WW2
    >Meh tier downtowns shit but there are nice parts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Orleans or St. Louis or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah too large. This is in the Midwest though.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 natives became frens with some cowboy wannabe gilded age american explorer and showed him were the gold was at
    >gold rush
    >gold rush ends, most people leave
    >muricans construct a major highway there in the 40s
    >town starts growing again, is made a city

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The city is so old that even our oldest historical records of it refer to it as ancient

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damascus?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Created as a cinnabar mining town, eventually expanded into various industries and is an important city today.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the earliest farming in my country, the Swedes built a castle there, and it's literally only known for that castle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be added there's a tonne of history here, it's just that nobody outside the town knows it.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set up as a commercial center serving our county's agricultural and timber industries

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an old annoying man asked too many questions until he was forced to drink until he was dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boy fucking athenian

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Romans built a fort nearby and the post-roman settlers decided to use the name for their city even though it was quite a distance away
    Destroyed by the Vikings, refounded by a merchant later on
    Grew in importance through the middle ages, a castle was built in the renaissance period.
    City's coat of arms looks almost muslim since it was stolen from the near east by a king who went on crusade and then gave it to us.
    Later became an important base for the Navy, later became an important industrial town as well.
    Was bombed and damaged heavily in ww2 due to said naval base and industrial importance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >City's coat of arms looks almost muslim since it was stolen from the near east by a king who went on crusade and then gave it to us.
      fuck now I'm interested. But I can't find anything. Would you at least give away your countries name?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        England

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          Portsmouth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep
            Apparantly it tricked some Islamic fundamentalists and saved a guy's life once
            https://portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/pompey-symbol-saved-a-life/

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >am muslim
              >i see pagan moon talisman
              >i dont kill the guy
              and people tell me islam doesnt see moon and star holy looooool

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Founded by Etruscans to guard the Alpine passes and because the land around here is stupid fertile.

    Roman for a while, then fell to Lombards and proceeded to spend the next millenium being bounced back between Papal and Imperial control.

    All the while garden gnomes made a bunch of money trading there. Old-ass university in town except now it's overrun by drunk spaniards.

    Best food on earth, nice women and the most retarded local politics in the country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bologna

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some meaningless name, probably from some english noble. Refers here to a city, in the UK refers to a shitty london borough.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Site of some mound builders with surprisingly advanced copper working techniques that just vanish one day
    >Like 1000 years later some people move in that form a sort of proto-civilization that fucking LOVES corn
    >Some Spaniard explores the area
    >Technically owned by the French for a while but they do fuckall
    >British settlers move in, found a fort by a river
    >Natives develop a written system, seems pretty rad
    >An incredibly significant president gets born just outside of the city, doesn't like those natives
    >So they get kicked out anyway lmao gg no re
    >City slowly grows over the next several decades
    >Becomes a major battle site in the Civil War
    >People build a fuckload of universities and hospitals afterwards
    >Slowly and steadily grows over the next few decades
    >Becomes a major center of the Civil Rights movement
    >Suddenly everyone wants to record their album here
    >Starting in the 80s population starts to explode and hasn't stopped, if anything it's been accelerating, people joke that city natives are like unicorns
    It should be pretty fucking obvious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in tenessee

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trade road to the nearest city is set up in the 1800s or so
    >Some dudes settle down in the prairie, male the oldest town in the county, and name it after some Dutch place that later became a city far away from the Netherlands
    >Windmills are all the rage at the time
    >The river allows us to move shit downstream
    >set up a good business selling ice blocks and grinding grain
    >industrialize
    >get left behind as everything in the state focuses on one city
    >do nothing until Aldi moves its HQ to your town
    >continue to do nothing

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A land settled by the Liburni
    Romans rebuild the settlement
    Huns burn it down
    Gets settled by the croats in the 600s
    Get attacked by franks (they get defeated)
    Franks attack again and do a little trolling
    Get ruled by a bunch of croat noble families
    Get ruled by habsburgs for long time
    French come for a brief period
    Habsburgs again
    Italians get the city after WW1
    Yugos get the city after WW2
    Rest is modern croatian history

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rijeka?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I have to mention specific state names, but it's important to the early history of the town
    >Congregationalists settle in a Baptist-dominated town in Massachusetts
    >Baptists chimp out
    >town is on the border of Rhode Island (religious liberty permitted) and Massachusetts (dominated by Puritans)
    >Congregationalists say "fuck it" and split from the other town to become part of Rhode Island
    >literally nothing happens for 200 years, including a period of about 30 years where the town is absorbed into a more populous, neighboring seaport town
    >people find clay and make a big brick kiln
    >fat cat real estate developers like the view of Narragansett Bay and decide to build a massive country club
    >rich people move here in droves

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made the modern world possible by creating the steel industry, but more famous for exporting cutlery and indie pop-rock bands

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were behind 1204

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tel Aviv

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Colloquially known for being named after two economists, when in actuality, it just stole the name of a nearby village, built due to existing rail connections in an attempt to overcome London's growing population in the 70's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wimbledon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, milton keynes.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charles of Anjou builds small fortified town over a thousand year old pelasgian village in the italian appenines
    Literally nothing happens for 500 years until an earthquake destroys it in the 1700s, gets rebuilt, then nothing happens again

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Founded by the Romans as a colony for retired soldiers, situated on the main north-south road of the country. Ideal location for a fortress, as there is a steep hill surrounded by flatlands for miles. Centuries later, a famous medieval king ordered a fortress to be constructed here due to said hill, clearing the old houses to build it. My city was also made the centre of its episcopal diocese, as the old cathedral town had been very small and unimportant. The new cathedral would grow a great deal over the centuries, and is now one of the largest in the country. Through the rest of the middle ages, the city came to be known for its wool, and especially for its dyeworks. A certain shade of green is named after the place name. Thereafter, the city's influence declined, as it never became very large. There was some industrial output, mainly in locomotives, agricultural machinery and traction engines. The first ever combat tanks were designed and built in this city, deployed in WW1. Not much of note has happened since.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be lincoln

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        indeed my fellow knower

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Home of the Philippine dictator.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Czechs came here for a better life, and founded a lumber camp. As lumber is no longer rare, we've been hemorrhaging population for the past 120 years. The deep south equivalent of a boomtown.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has 800 years and Napoleon fought on of his most important battles here.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where Jonah preached

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canals and sheep and stuff surrounded by scousers and chavs

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were strikingly few natives when the white man rolled in (about 500 across 2 or 3 counties). Upstart rancher from Massachusetts came to the area and set up a ranch without much hassle. At the same time, the Transcontinental Railroad made the locality a stop, and soon granite mining also popped up as a local industry. The wealth of these two industries allowed people to settle down and grow. In 1876, the locals decided the Chinese ghetto had gotten a little too big and pogrom'd them out of existence. Nowadays all we're known for is having really good schools. The ranchers tomb is still a popular place for teenagers to drink to this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Springfield, 2 capital letters

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It began as a glorified trading post in America's northwest frontier in the mid 1800s. The terminus of the Oregon Trail had gotten pretty crowded, and newcomers wanted to be closer to the two major rivers in the area. So they founded a new settlement that lay at their confluence, which was also about halfway between the original settlement and the local fort. To do this they had to clear a section of oak forest, which is why for the first few years of its existence, this settlement was simply called "the clearing" or else "stumptown". It finally got its current name when it grew to enough size and importance (due to its advantageous position for trade) that they should incorporate it into a city. The two wealthiest men who owned most of the land flipped a coin to decide whose hometown they'd name it after. As they were both New Englanders, it was always going to share a name of a northeastern port city regardless of the outcome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It began as a glorified trading post in America's frontier in the mid 1800s.
      Basically every town west of the Mississippi.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >established in 19th century by anglos
    >named after a man who was a general and politician
    >it's sovereignty has been claimed by 6 nations
    >it's access to maritime trade is a major artery to it's current nation
    >it's industries play an important role in the lifeblood of it's current nation
    >it's not a place you want to live if you're white
    >historically it is a hotbed for natural disasters
    What city am I?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like New Orleans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Established in the 19th century by Anglos
        >New Orleans
        Please be joking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jacksonville, FL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Houston

      >1800s some retards make a little fishing village in the bay of flags
      >Nothing fucking happens
      >We get renamed after a governor, from port X to what is essentially Port [governor]
      >Nothing fucking happens again
      >Fast forward the 50s, a big movie (for the time) night of the Iguana is filmed here.
      >Some gay celebrity drama happens and suddenly everyone knows about us.
      >Start growing as a tourist town
      >At some point, I think the 90s, we explode in population.
      >We become a big destination for fags for some reason
      >Also we have a john houston statue.

      I should do one for a more interesting city in my state.

      Houston

      Wrong reply, but to answer yours... Puerto Vallarta, Mexico? The movie gave you away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Puerto vallarta mexico. yes
        I know it could be obvious but really how many people even know night of the iguana nowadays.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I surely don't, I saw you mention the movie so I googled lol

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1800s some retards make a little fishing village in the bay of flags
    >Nothing fucking happens
    >We get renamed after a governor, from port X to what is essentially Port [governor]
    >Nothing fucking happens again
    >Fast forward the 50s, a big movie (for the time) night of the Iguana is filmed here.
    >Some gay celebrity drama happens and suddenly everyone knows about us.
    >Start growing as a tourist town
    >At some point, I think the 90s, we explode in population.
    >We become a big destination for fags for some reason
    >Also we have a john houston statue.

    I should do one for a more interesting city in my state.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Houston

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Small British settlement, probably burned down to nothing at some poiny
    >Anglos removed, grows into a minor town under froggish overlords
    >Grows biggish under industrialisation
    >Becomes post industrial shithole

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a plague in the 18th century. Then it had a bunch of shoemakers.
    I found a story of a Canadian immigrant who lived here that signed up with the Union and ended up getting caught trying to desert over to the Confederates, and was executed.

    This thread doesn't really work for small towns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait, I read OP as HOME town.
      The one I live in now is a LOT more interesting. Too interesting to spend time writing about.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Large metropolitan area in arid climate with population growth driven by retirees moving from cold weather states, often for medical reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miami

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reserved for a bunch of wine guys but it didn't stick. A poet and two political activists came from here.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Snowballs at Santa

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It received its name because when it was settled the first settlers realized that no one was getting malaria which was extremely common in the rest of the continent and they assumed that it was because there was something special in the air. It was actually because of its latitude the city was outside the range of the mosquitos that spread it.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a battle where all the good guys were wiped out by a napoleon larper, do you remember?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely Alamo pilled

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N/A
    but we have a big damn race that started about 111 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brazil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        city you n-word

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hyper-easy mode: Built on top of an old church literally no one cared about until revisionism nearly a century later, only exists because an army general built a highway through it to run his illegal contraband to and from a Southern neighbor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      San Antonio

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First white settlers sailed up the river from a neighboring, younger colony (future state)
    >Named after an English officer who had a hate boner for injuns, may have invented the smallpox blanket genocide technique
    >There's been a longstanding, small but fervent campaign to change the town's name, so far they've only succeeded in renaming a hotel
    >Home of a famous female poet whose poems sucked donkey dick and only got famous because she died young and her rich daddy spent the rest of his life shilling them
    >In the 70s a college dorm here seceded from the union, lasted about 3 days after they shut off water and electricity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Home of a famous female poet whose poems sucked donkey dick and only got famous because she died young and her rich daddy spent the rest of his life shilling them
      Amherst, and Emily Dickinson is a great poet and goth NEET goddess. She lived into her fifties, her father was long dead, and it was her brother’s mistress and his wife (Em’s secret lesbian crush) that made her famous.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Appleseed, Plastic, Rivals with shitter Ghetto town over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leominster MA
      My grandpa managed a few of the plastic factories. Should've mentioned it's the birthplace of the lawn flamingo (yes the designer was from Bitchburg but where do you think they were made?).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo. I consider the lawn flamingo to be under plastic fact but not everyone was sent to the plastic museum on field trips at least twice a year and knows plastics trivia.
        Fitchburg is great if you want to feel sad of get shot at but I really feel as if they should just fence in the whole town.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cigar city

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It got obliterated once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroshima

      Nagasaki

      Dresden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colchester?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    major dumping ground for defective britbongs and sheep farmers

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander was here

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old mining town in the united states that once was a pretty major city but declined quite a bit before picking up again in the last few years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also choo choo

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Puritans left from here on the Mayflower to go to America in 1620
    >only city in the region to side with Parliament rather than the king during my country's civil war. It was the site of a siege and battle.
    >Napoleon taken here aboard the HMS Ballerophon as a prisoner in 1815.
    >bombed extensively during WWII. City centre was rebuilt and sports a lot of 70s architecture.
    >Now has the highest crime rate in its county.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >established as outpost against slavshits
    >becomes one of the most beautiful cities of their country
    >gets burned down by Swedes
    >rebuild it
    >gets burned down by Prussians
    >rebuild it even better
    >Napoleon decides to fight a fugehuge battle inside the city
    >rebuild it
    >gets burned down by the Eternal Anglo for no reason
    >rebuild it
    >to be continued
    Its now one of the most based cities around here and constantly causes a lot of butthurt.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    World war 1 started here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spanish sieged it for a year
      >Liberated by Sea Beggars
      >Got the first university of the country

      Sarajevo

      The Paris of Latin America, without the artistic, philosophical or cultural achievements of Paris.

      Buenos Aires?

      major dumping ground for defective britbongs and sheep farmers

      Sydney?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gold and water

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coastal settlement
    >rose to become capital city by the 13th century
    >Burnt down in 17th century fire, rebuilt and renamed in honor of invader's king
    >Became capital city after independence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oslo?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Paris of Latin America, without the artistic, philosophical or cultural achievements of Paris.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of it didn't exist before the 18th century. As in, literally didn't exist.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mob moved here after getting expelled from Cleveland

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fishing village that became a popular seaside resort in the 19th Century, now its just gay

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely nothing ever happened here except it was the farthest east that a Japanese fu-go balloon bomb drifted in 1945, landing in a farmer’s field and starting a small fire, covered up by authorities who didn’t want to Japs to know if their plan was working or not.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't initially built by roman
    is along a river which is a tributary of a tributary of the natural border of france
    a polish king established himself here giving us a nice plaza before giving the duchy to the sun king in his will after a stupid death
    city became a big deal during industrialisation
    now it's kinda meh

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    created as a muslim outpost to defend against the christians, then grew into a city. named in honor of the most important stream in the original settlement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bradford

      A fishing village that became a popular seaside resort in the 19th Century, now its just gay

      Brighton

      World war 1 started here

      Berlin

      Alexander was here

      Alexandria

      It got obliterated once.

      Pompeii

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Founded on Indian lands in the North West territory just after the war of 1812.

    Lincoln gave a speech here supporting John C. Freemont's campaign in the first Republican presidential race.

    Was mostly pretty boring but we made a shit fuck ton of paper, nearly every yellow taxi cab used in New York, and early electric guitars.

    Also had some pharmaceutical companies that started here. The county as a whole was the largest supplier of celery for a while. Also a (decently) well known University.

    Most people would probably know us from a theme song to a certain children's cartoon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kalamazoo

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The French named it after a tree trunk painted with animal blood. The Spanish captured a British fort here during the American Revolution, it was taken from the Spanish as part of a short lived independent republic, and there was a battle during the Civil War. Discovery of oil in the region led to massive petrochemical plants and the world’s largest oil refinery at the time. Huey Long is buried here.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Home of Anglo subversion of the Spanish empire.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Capital of a former colonial "empire"
    >Got razed by soviet bombers during ww2

    Bet ya homosexuals don't know this one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm... Is it in courland?

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inhabited by advanced agricultural Indians
    >Centuries later, a confederate civil war veteran founds a farming town
    >Grows into an important city overtime
    >Californians come and ruin it.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the oldest towns in Europe, the region it has been habitated for more than 5000 years, it was a well developped town when the Romans conquered this region, as well as other people after the collpase of the Roman Empire. In the 15th century it became the cultural capital of the nation, with some authors and theater authors having congregated here, the King and the court enjoyed spending thime there, and so a palace was built for that purpose, as well as many other noblemen builted palaces here.
    It is a UNESCO heritage site, as it a city-museum, the mediaval walls still exist, there's ruins of a roman temple, a few km outside there's a huge neolithic structure, there's churches from all architechture styles: romanesque, gothic, renaissance, baroque, and pretty much everything has to be untouched. It is very expensive to live here, and it's completely forbidden to build modern architechture.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they make a artificial lake and ppl make cabins and live by it then its a small cite the end

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    railroad town in 1914, now home to more than half of all people within thousands of miles. cold winters

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dirt road town for Injuns and cattle barons. Then the Cubans came.

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