literally zero ways it can be used in society right now. can't even use it in recreation. what the fuck can it even do to begin with besides let me play pong if I have Elon set it up for me?
It went so well for the monkeys, why wouldn't you do this as well???
https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/20/23882888/elon-musk-brain-implant-startup-neuralink-monkeys-euthanized
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/
A masterful gambit, Sir!!!
I wont even take SSRIs, Xanax, Adderall or any mind altering drugs.
If I wont even take a pill why would I undergo an invasive brain surgery?
I don't even drink.
Im not messing with that shit.
because I can't trust the corporations and the government to not put ads and spyware into my fucking brain
also, I'm not going through brain surgery for a new technology.
if there was a free open source brain chip that was tried and tested, and there was a surplus of doctors who were experienced with the surgery, then I'd consider it
I would do it if it wasn't Doge Weed Meme Guy. I would do it if it was fucking Bezos or even Zuckerberg, but not Doge Weed Meme Guy.
I don't want lizard pedophiles to spy on my thoughts
I'm not gonna get it for the same reason I didn't get the vaccine. It doesn't FEEL right.
>bro just get ads in your sleep
Because Elon Musk is a moron and I don't trust him
Because I'm waiting for Bryan Johnson's, which doesn't involve surgery
I've wanted one for decades but I don't want to get brain surgery
>pay like 10 million dollars for implant
>have to take immunosuppressants and face constant risk of infections, cysts, and heat-related brain damage
>every single monkey they used for this brain chip has died
look it up
Yeah because they intentionally put them into dying monkeys because muh animal rights.
I will not do what toxic people ask me to do. Especially if it is unnecessary. Computers are unnecessary they are just another tool.
>Tell me one reason why you wont get it
Elon.
There are countless other reasons as well though.
There is no way someone can't hack this and make my life actual hell and torture me.
>tell me why you won't allow private enterprise into your literal brain like the worst form of dystopia imaginable
It's only available for quadruple amputees. You retard.
literally zero ways it can be used in society right now. can't even use it in recreation. what the fuck can it even do to begin with besides let me play pong if I have Elon set it up for me?
It went so well for the monkeys, why wouldn't you do this as well???
https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/20/23882888/elon-musk-brain-implant-startup-neuralink-monkeys-euthanized
https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/
A masterful gambit, Sir!!!
Poor monkeyrinos 🙁
I dont want brain augmentation. I will get augmentations when we get missile that shoot out our back, razor sword arms, and spring loaded legs.
I wont even take SSRIs, Xanax, Adderall or any mind altering drugs.
If I wont even take a pill why would I undergo an invasive brain surgery?
I don't even drink.
Im not messing with that shit.
Same. I refuse to take meds.
I wish it was that simple to control how your brain works but I feel like people will get lobotomized from this shit.
>be perfectly healthy
>"hey put this in your body"
no
I'm not beta testing it. I'll wait for the version that doesn't melt your brains.
>teslas on fire 24/7
>rockets exploding left and right
Sure, i'm just gonna put something made by this guy into my head, what could possibly go wrong.
I would do it if I got paid $10k.
>Voluntarily getting advertisements and liberal propaganda blasted into your skull 24/7 until you go fucking crazy
No?
because I can't trust the corporations and the government to not put ads and spyware into my fucking brain
also, I'm not going through brain surgery for a new technology.
if there was a free open source brain chip that was tried and tested, and there was a surplus of doctors who were experienced with the surgery, then I'd consider it
I played cyberpunk I don't want no part of that
ok maybe I want a robot arm