>Tell me about Norway.
Kino moody nature. Low population density. Urban areas globohomized though >What happens here?
Not much and that's a good thing. >Would you live here?
There? Absolutely. In Peru? Possibly.
What a straightforward yet profound thought. Brevity is truly the soul of wit. I never really considered how much I like the fact that I like female foxes. This also reminds me of the wisdom passed on by a sage, a connoisseur of female foxes, who occasionally graces this place with his presence. Once, he was asked why he loves female foxes so much. He replied: fluffy tail, soft fur, long ears.
So eloquent.
>Is that average there?
No, the average is something like 1.74m, so the poor dude is a manlet even in a manlet country.
But Portuguese women don't really seem to care for height the same way amerimutt women do, my manlet friends get gf's just fine, not me though, but that's because I'm a spergy asocial schizoid
>I would like to move to Norway. However I'm portuguese and therefore my height is 1.60 meters. Would Norwegian women laugh at me?
You have a promising norwegian career as a tea table ahead of you. The real problem is that the smaller you are, the more affected by cold you get, because your body volume per surface area is less than for a larger person.
They created the heaviest of metals but their murder rate is one of the lowest in the world, which isn't very metal at all. Therefore we can conclude Norwegian metalheads are posers.
it's pretty dark and cold now
I like it, it's grim and atmospheric
pretty lonely, no social interactions outside work and family, no one looks you in the eyes at the bus stop or at the store
many naggers and filth in Oslo and the areas around which is sad
Norway is a country in the north of Europe. It has these things called fjords. Every morning, the good people of Norway come out of their colorful houses and bathe in these fjords, which are in fact full of brent crude oil and old Nazi steel. The combination of ancient organic matter and Nazi magic bleaches their skin and hair.
>Tell me about Norway.
Kino moody nature. Low population density. Urban areas globohomized though
>What happens here?
Not much and that's a good thing.
>Would you live here?
There? Absolutely. In Peru? Possibly.
Rape (not in Norway, me rape of that things in images)
Cool fox. Is she in Norway?
She is in my heart.
But my heart belongs to Scandinavia which includes Norway, so yes.
I like that you like female foxes. Most people who like foxes, like male foxes. I like female foxes.
What a straightforward yet profound thought. Brevity is truly the soul of wit. I never really considered how much I like the fact that I like female foxes. This also reminds me of the wisdom passed on by a sage, a connoisseur of female foxes, who occasionally graces this place with his presence. Once, he was asked why he loves female foxes so much. He replied: fluffy tail, soft fur, long ears.
So eloquent.
No one wants you subhumans in europe
Per me è divertente perché ho seguito alcuni corsi di italiano per andare a vivere in Italia. Comunque penso che andrò prima in Spagna.
Fuck off you disgusting subhuman
Che buffo, abbai come un cane ma le tue parole cadono nel vuoto.
>There? Absolutely.
we have enough of you subhumans already
>Tell me about Norway. What happens here?
Fish.
Brown people like you are killed on sight there. Don't go there.
A lot of bum sex and wishing we were anywhere else
does the wishing take place before the bum sex?
Allah Hu akbar
Destroy Israel.
😀
I would like to move to Norway. However I'm portuguese and therefore my height is 1.60 meters. Would Norwegian women laugh at me?
Is that average there?
And it depends, is your skin brown/tan enough to justify the height?
>Is that average there?
No, the average is something like 1.74m, so the poor dude is a manlet even in a manlet country.
But Portuguese women don't really seem to care for height the same way amerimutt women do, my manlet friends get gf's just fine, not me though, but that's because I'm a spergy asocial schizoid
>I would like to move to Norway. However I'm portuguese and therefore my height is 1.60 meters. Would Norwegian women laugh at me?
You have a promising norwegian career as a tea table ahead of you. The real problem is that the smaller you are, the more affected by cold you get, because your body volume per surface area is less than for a larger person.
They created the heaviest of metals but their murder rate is one of the lowest in the world, which isn't very metal at all. Therefore we can conclude Norwegian metalheads are posers.
Fox and Goat
israeliteel-encrusted Ferraris.
torsk og ölje
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>one of the biggest and most empty countries in Northern Europe
>full
it's pretty dark and cold now
I like it, it's grim and atmospheric
pretty lonely, no social interactions outside work and family, no one looks you in the eyes at the bus stop or at the store
many naggers and filth in Oslo and the areas around which is sad
what are small towns in the north like?
We have plenty of naggerless small towns here
Norway is a country in the north of Europe. It has these things called fjords. Every morning, the good people of Norway come out of their colorful houses and bathe in these fjords, which are in fact full of brent crude oil and old Nazi steel. The combination of ancient organic matter and Nazi magic bleaches their skin and hair.
Norway is the most important country in Europe. Our capitol could fallen, but we would still stand with Norway because they bring us cod and salmon.