TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS IN THE MORNING
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS IN THE MORNING
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This one and All I Wanna Do from the same album are really underrated in their catalogue.
All I Wanna Do is one of the greatest songs, I love it. Shame Brian doesn't though!
>Swats ass~
This poster is tsundere for Brian~
it's about time is their best song
DEIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDREEEE
>wrote some of the best songs of the post-smile period
>now makes his living simping for mike love every night on tour
what went wrong bruce bros
That's because Bruce is based and knows a great artist when he sees one, unlike that ungrateful homosexual bitch Brian.
>Swats ass~
Bruce songs are faggy showtunes but I love em to death regardless.
Especially Disney Girl 1957
Brian Wilson, you are a fuckin' loser who makes yo mama look skinny. It's no wonder you never made a good song in your life! You're a pathetic excuse for a musician and your music is nothing short of garbage. People like you don't deserve to be part of the music industry. You have done nothing to contribute to the genre and your music is nothing but noise. You are a mess and it's time for you to go away. Your music is not only bad, but it's also an insult to all the talented musicians out there. So, Brian Wilson, it's time for you to fade away into obscurity and stay there.
>Swats ass~
swatting is illegal bro!
Apparently, Brian Wilson, the famous singer, loves to put poopoo in his cheeseburgers! I'm not sure if this is true, but I thought I'd share it anyway. If anyone has any more information about this, please let me know. Thanks!
>Swats ass~
I got out of a Beach Boys concert once and I overheard this woman saying that Brian was so fat and ugly, he should not be up on stage with such good looking men like Mike Love. I completely agree with her. In fact, I think she was being too kind to him. He was grossly overweight and out of shape and it was really embarrassing to see him up there. It was a huge distraction from the performance.
I think it's time for him to retire and let some other, more fit person take his place. He's not doing the band any favors by staying on stage. I'm sure the other members feel the same way, but they don't want to hurt his feelings.
I really hope the band takes action soon and finds someone else to replace Brian. It's time for them to move on and start fresh with someone who can bring a new energy to the stage.
Ya know what... This is just getting pathetic at this point. You need help
Remember that one time Brian Wilson performed live? It was one of the most hilarious experiences ever! Brian Wilson came on stage, singing his heart out and dancing around like he was some skinnier version of himself from a decade ago. It was so entertaining watching him try – but definitely entertaining for all the wrong reasons.
He started to get way too wild with his moves...heaving this way and that, looking like he might topple over at any moment. And then it happened: he actually lost balance due to being too fat and fell right off the stage!
The whole crowd burst into laughter – even me! I couldn't help but find it funny how much Brian deserved what had just happened. He lay there on the ground crying as people threw food at him while shielding himself in embarrassment; it's something I won't forget anytime soon!
It’s a story I never thought I’d have to tell, but here it is. It all happened in the studio closet where Brian Wilson was giving head to another man. He begged me not to tell anyone about what had happened, but I told him that everyone deserved to know the truth.
I admit, at first I felt sorry for him—he obviously didn’t want anyone else knowing his secret—but my pity quickly subsided when I remembered how he ruined our band with his reckless behavior and selfishness.
So yeah, Brian Wilson was giving this other guy head in the studio closet and asking me not to tell anyone…but screw that! Our whole band suffered because of his actions so why should he get off scot-free? Everyone deserves honesty and justice so that's why it had be shared.
So, are the Beach Boys just going to be impossible to discuss here now?
Discuss the good songs (the ones written by Mike Love), avoid the bad songs (written by Brian)
Looks like it. Fucking hell people are insufferable.
*kick ass bongo playing*
IT'S ABOUT TIME
ITS ABOUT TIME
GOT TO KNOW THE WOMAN!