Techno Mechanicus

Techno Mechanicus

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes looks like unwashed warthog anus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Techno Warthoganus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Techno Warthoganus

      each of these posts gave me increasingly bigger keks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to my cute anime waifu

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi r/grimes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that kid is going to inherit the wealth of the richest man on earth. he can have the gayest name he wants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kid has to split it with 14 other children

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1% of one billion is ten million.
        Musk has 200 billion.

        They'll be fine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OK everyone gets 5 Starlink Satellites, 10 Tesla charging stations...
          Learn how finances work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying the tesla bubble won't pop before then.
          Lmao those kids are all going to change their names out of embarrassment of the or loser dad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hard to imagine at least one of them not necking themself in the next 20 years.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sure his eldest son already transitioned can't imagine the neglect the others are getting since their mother's all seem to be raging narcissists like Elon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he has 200 billion in the value of his companies
          even assuming they don't tank before that, there's such a cult of personality around Elon himself that his death would automatically devalue them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inherit
      source?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing how crazy this bitch is, I would keep the kids away from her too.

      Let this be a lesson to all you coomers out there who want a qt irl anime e-gf.
      They're nutso, just like troons who watch too much anime.
      Keep your dick out of crazy remains undefeated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grimes literally faked the lisp she had for her first 2 albums. If you couldn't tell she was crazy you deserve what you get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plz respond

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh
    why does she have an adam's apple?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Females have voice boxes too, they're just smaller so they won't be visible except with a very skinny neck like hers

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grimes is a mess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grimeth ith a meth
      ftfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grimes is a big fat mistake

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes looks like a black man tranny that bleached their skin

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Elon stick his dick in that pile of poo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's blind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because crazy mentally ill pixie manic BPD dream waifus are the final stage of ascendancy. I guarantee you he banged tons of 10/10 models that just laid there like a dead fish. Meanwhile you just know Grimes is a complete fucking freak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you just know Grimes is a complete fucking freak.
        She's probably the type to talk big but all she does is ahegao and speak in baby talk. There's no way Grimes is sexually proficient.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not what her father or those black guys in Montreal say.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she emulated the cum craziness of a girl from hentai.
      She was probably begging Elon to constantly creampie her.
      He's only human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe the term is "cum drunk"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the Warhammer audience

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the human beings

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes should not have legal custody

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be raised by grimes than elon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grimes does meth she's probably not a good mom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure elon never does stimulants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe you should've told that to your foster parents

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Techno Mechanicus"? That's the best they could come up with?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Total nagger Death" was already taken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry Elon, me and the wife beat you by six years. Better luck next time homosexual

        >but what's the point?
        don't you have an abortion appointment for yourself soon? or a neo vagina surgery? or a prescription of castration pills to be taking?

        They've accepted they are genetic dead ends and this is now considered normal behavior

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch somehow looks older than him with makeup on, horrible genes

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes probably posts here and sees all the mean things you guys say about her. Please stop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can always go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when people were calling her a "waifu" and she didn't know what it meant and thought it mean "waif" and complained?
      There is a chance we introduced her to anime and fucked up her brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy hell what a complainer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one long humblebrag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Fuck that dumb bitch. Serves her right for fucking Elon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the hell up LULZ bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever Claire, you brought it on yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably paid bots to tarnish her image
      why the fuck would elon have more than one kid with her if she was that bad?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I reckon there's something weird going on here
        the last two were surrogates so that means they've got a bunch of frozen fertilized eggs somewhere
        elon certainly drew up some sort of contract in regard to this and I do wonder if claire had an attorney look it over on her behalf before signing
        what I'm saying is I wonder who actually owns the eggs and who hired the surrogates
        could be elon is doing this without her consent
        could also be that she's doing it to try to increase her attachment to him and he's pissed
        or maybe they're just mutually deciding to have more kids despite neither of them seeming very interested in child rearing
        I don't know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are Grime's eggs so valuable that the richest man in America is coveting them?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe she has high IQ and Elon wants smart kids.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hahahahaha.
              Grimes IQ? Low end double digits at best.
              Remember: she paired with Musk over Twitter.
              Indie art ho meets billionaire. How else does that scenario play out?
              She gets promptly discarded after use. He moves on to other things.
              Apparently, she’s out of her league on 3-D chess as Elon (serial breeder - sperg edition) played 5 moves ahead of her.
              Look at her - welfare-level music ability druggie attempting to play at the same level as multitask capitalist overlord.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well you nor I know her, so she very well could be pretty intelligent, at least more than most girls. They dated for a while so Musk must've liked her a lot. She was on Lex Friedman's podcast and he only really talks to smart people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                “… she very well could be pretty intelligent, at least more than most girls…”
                She’s slightly more intelligent than your average houseplant which sets the bar as low as it gets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon this is you innit. Lekker name bru. I like it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should both kill themselves

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Musk actually is a genius. I've been donating my sperm for years for the same reason. But liberals and leftists should keep sterilizing themselves for the good of humanity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is that genius?
        he's just spending many millions of dollars at this point to have kids that he doesn't care about, and aren't going to care about him.
        He has at least 11 children, it sounds like all he really cares about is establishing as much of a lineage as possible. It's a cope for fear of death.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having kids is cope!!!11!
          Get another booster

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok but what's the point?
            like normal people have 2 or 3 kids and have a happy life. Who needs 11 kids that you'll never spend time with anyway?
            he's had 3 wives but will most likely die alone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You already got 2 vaxxes and 4 boosters, what's the point of another?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Normal people have 1 kid and are miserable tho
              Deadbeat dad nigs or trailer trash with 5 children each are all happier

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Musk grew up in Africa and is obviously much more redpilled on demographic change and IQ decline than he lets on. So yeah, he's gonna have a bunch of kids

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but what's the point?
              don't you have an abortion appointment for yourself soon? or a neo vagina surgery? or a prescription of castration pills to be taking?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For Elon, and I imagine for other rich memehomosexuals, it's to synergize them into his business ventures, because why else make your kid's name so intentionally retarded you have to nickname him X, a branding that has a presence throughout his entire career?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is probably the reason. its easier to trust your children to spread out and overtake different ventures than trust some other narcissist that will probably screw you over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of life is a cope for fear of death, retard
          Yidlon just likes to breed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1000 years from now 20% of humanity will be his descendants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Techno Mechanicus
        yeah real smart guy

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet musk sees his genes as a stepping stone in creating the kwisatz haderach that will usher makind into its hyper future. Good for him having a vision

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Grimey your children's blood is key to youthful longevity. Be sure to harvest it.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why get ugly girls pregnant if you have money?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has no game, he's a sperg
      If he doesn't start dating peasant girls he won't really score anything decent within his own ultra high status circle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he fucking whoever the girl Johnny Depp went to court with? Ofc the messages they sent showed how hard he simped for her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I saw that, he was fucking her while they were married talking about “Do you need me to send private security?” What a fucking sperg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure he has fucked many models and actresses and whatnot, but to them most of it is transactional and his simpery is a turnoff. He's not a social chad, and this works well with peasant girls but not famous ones
          But he has no knowledge on how to approach chicks who would tolerate his betaness and would not be turned off. It's similar with Bezos

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the man with 10 kids and probably 30 illegitimate ones is a beta
            Have you ever thought that maybe he doesn't care if these women love him or not?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not him but past a certain point a woman is really only fucking the wealth.
              Bezos and Musk are absolutely betas by all standards except money, if they were middle class they'd be betabuxes at most.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's a confirmed simp sperg, you have no argument here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he fucking whoever the girl Johnny Depp went to court with? Ofc the messages they sent showed how hard he simped for her.

        I saw that, he was fucking her while they were married talking about “Do you need me to send private security?” What a fucking sperg

        I'm sure he has fucked many models and actresses and whatnot, but to them most of it is transactional and his simpery is a turnoff. He's not a social chad, and this works well with peasant girls but not famous ones
        But he has no knowledge on how to approach chicks who would tolerate his betaness and would not be turned off. It's similar with Bezos

        not him but past a certain point a woman is really only fucking the wealth.
        Bezos and Musk are absolutely betas by all standards except money, if they were middle class they'd be betabuxes at most.

        He's a confirmed simp sperg, you have no argument here.

        holy shit
        I can feel my brain melting after reading this shit
        talk about iq decline damn
        🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny is that slimes fell for a sperglord, which means she's completely braindead
          She should never be allowed near her kid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: This retarded bitch isn’t even at her worst yet.
    Grimes (meth freak) has been LARPing forever.
    Mentally challenged retard bitch got filled to the brim (often) and Musk ditched her like a soggy cumrag.
    Try playing this off as something other than celebrity nutcases procreating to destroy civilization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct take

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I paid her 50 bucks for a blowjob in 2009, it was bad

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nicknamed tau
    Wait so does Elon even play 40k? There is no way he isn't referencing it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro, did you even secondary

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elon sent photos of grimes vagina to her father

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothin he ain't seen befo (except the baby)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her Dad was already inside of her in 2007

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grimey povich elon maury.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted to see the Zuck v Musk cage match. Zuck would have beat the absolute shite out of Elon and I would have loved every minute of it.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >From the moment I understood the weakness of my parents, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of techno.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think elon lets his dad impregnate his kids?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's true
    Real goddamn genius that guy I tells you

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her history of meth and random street drugs should negate her from being able to see any of those kids.
    State child welfare authorities should be investigating her ability to parent.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I thought nobody could beat Zappa when it comes to children names

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Techno Mechanicus
    Poor kid's gonna grow up to be a wh40k Space Marine.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not name him Emperor of Mankind instead?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nickname tau
    Model Tau confirmed next Tesla product

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAU VOLANTIS

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proof that you can have sex and still be an incel

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grimes is cute and her music is good. MA underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahaha.
      You are such an incel of epic disastrous note.
      Grimes has never been cute and her music is trash.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this thread about music has been up for an entire day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the kpop threads get to stay then surely this thread is fine

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im so sick of hearing about these two retards

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess if you're rich enough you can give your children retarded names

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