>talking snake
>talking bush
>every animal in the world on a boat
>God knocked up a virgin so she could give birth to himself
You know, I'm starting to think this whole thing might not make any sense...
>talking snake. >talking bush. >every animal in the world on a boat
>miracles can't happen because ... because they just can't!!!
>miracles don't happen as often anymore because.....they just don't!!!!
>as often
Cessationism
The sun rose today. That is, the very sustained existence of the universe is a miracle dependent on an omnipotent being.
>only becomes mainstream when pushed by a presbyterian around the century the camera was invented
Woah! That Lord sure works in mysterious ways.
>The sun rose today.
there is nothing physically impossible about the sun rising.
>The sun rose today. That is, the very sustained existence of the universe is a miracle dependent on an omnipotent being.
Christians with the prime mover therefore God argument again, never gets old.
>the earth spinning like every other planet is a miracle
Holy shit Dirk is losing his touch
>a massive spinning ball of rock and metal in a near total vacuum doesn’t just stop spinning
Holy fuck....a Canaanite storm deity and his pussy virgin son are the only explanation..I’m a christcuck now…
Your intelligence level is proof God doesn't exist
yes. has there ever been any documented evidence of a miracle occurring?
>inb4 claims from 2000 years ago.
there are many Eucharistic miracles that have happened in the past 50 years, and plenty of others which science cannot explain (and yes there are hypotheses to try and explain them, but they all have massive flaws).
>miracles can't happen because ... because they just can't!!!
literally correct
kys modernist reductionist
>Satan larping as a snake
>God larping as a fire
>Every Middle Eastern animals on a island-sized boat
>Greek mythology rejected by Ebionites
ftfy
I bet you haven't read it
I bet you didn't read the Bhagavad Gita.
No I haven’t. But I’m not making a thread about the Bhagavad Gita, were I doing so that would be a relevant point to bring up, but I’m not nor am I making claims about the contents of said book.
After careful consideration I have come to the same conclusion
>he never perceived the will of God through a fire or other signs
Most never do
we need to disregard our materialistic thinking/mindset so we can correctly interpret God's word. if we are materialistic then we will believe in a materialistic which is contradictory to who God says He is.
>we need to enter our imaginations and forget reality to believe in Christianity
I’m with you on that one lmao
i agree, your post doesn't make sense
Chuds love the appeal to absurdity fallacy until a YEC does it with evolution and I ain't even YEC
What is strange about a talking snake? Animals don't talk to you OP?
Don't forget
>all humans and animals are the product of incest
I have less than zero respect for christhomosexual nonsense
Don't forget israelite zombies.