TAKE MY BAAAAAALLS

Why are Metallica, and by extension Megadeth fans so easy to troll? All you need to do to get either side going is merely mention the song “Mechanix” and it’s like a shitstorm of crybabies. I’ve found some Megadave fans are cool and will also crack jokes even at Dave’s expense but Metallica fans are universally retarded when it comes to this. You bring up the few stolen riffs and you may as well have accused the bands entire legacy as being stolen.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fans of genre for homosexual losers act like homosexual losers
    shocker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk probably because you're making this whole scenario up rofl

      beta male! love your tranny ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like somebody is a homosexual loser and doesn’t like being a homosexual loser

        idk if you know this but you've got a massive stick lodged in your ass

        This might come as a surprise to you, but so do you

        Poser lmao imagine saying you're a metalfag to seem part of the boys club

        [...]
        >pretentious ppl r.....bad
        Ask me how I know you listen to rap lmfao

        small dick men who get mad at anything, pretentious metalfags suck but I can pretend to like shitty noise to fuck some raped whores without condoms

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Rap isn't music and you don't get laid because you're fuck ugly with bad hair

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do you just blurt out "le rap is crap" any time you get a reply on LULZ? Boomer moment

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >only old ppl dont like rap!
              No, us younger people with taste hate it too, but keep coping to try and think you're actually not considered a homosexual by anyone cool lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like somebody is a homosexual loser and doesn’t like being a homosexual loser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, and I'm a metalfag. Metalfags are cringe as fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poser lmao imagine saying you're a metalfag to seem part of the boys club

        >beginning a sentence with “idk if you know this”
        I know you’re looking to feel superior in this conversation but you sound like a homosexual.

        >pretentious ppl r.....bad
        Ask me how I know you listen to rap lmfao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound shallow and pedantic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rap is better than metal, better than any genre if we’re being honest. Pure lyrical flow trumps any baby shit you listen to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rap isn't music, sweaty, LMAO low IQ garbage for undesired elements of society, not one intelligent person ever listened to it.

            You sound shallow and pedantic

            You sound....gay lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah definitely gonna want to go out of my way to belong to this fucking crowd lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ya this crowd is so cool lmfao imagine being such a degen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah, I’m a part of this group but I’m totally ashamed of it lol like they’re all losers but I’m totally cool because I dislike them
        >do you like me yet strangers of the internet?
        You’re a disgrace to the genre, and the fans. Get shit on fagface.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, you do seem cringe as fuck

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that song though, where’s the trolling come in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mechanix is just Four Horseman but sped up in the beginning I believe. Mustaine wanted it to be faster but the hamster said no. After being booted from Metallica, he still owned the riff and the song, so he released it under a new name. Basically telling Metallica fans that multiple songs from the Kill ‘em all album have stolen riffs is enough to make their chests explode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess but they more like left behind riffs anyway. Doesn’t bother me I like both of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk if you know this but literally everyone knew Dave was part of Metallica, there's nothing "stolen" on Kill Em All, he was just part of the band and he got kicked out lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >beginning a sentence with “idk if you know this”
          I know you’re looking to feel superior in this conversation but you sound like a homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk if you know this but you've got a massive stick lodged in your ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This might come as a surprise to you, but so do you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn’t know
              Nobody tell him

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i love being a slayer fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're more retarded because Metallica and Megadeth are actually redeemable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Metallica, Megadeth, and Slayer are all better than any band you listen to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OK retard

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sweating bullets is absolute peak megadeth, those beetlejuice-esque vocals on top of a goofy instrumental just bring everything together. god I love debbido

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What, you're just going to criticize Megadeath fans with no warning? No second chance?

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