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The 15 best of the worst attorney commercials What these attorneys lack in class, dignity, acting skills, and professionalism, they make up for with catchy nicknames and explosions.
Spend a weekday morning watching The Price Is Right and Judge Judy and you’re bound to see no less than a dozen commercials for attorneys promising to bring in big cash for your insurance claim or impending divorce. Some of these commercials are possibly fake, most are real, but it’s nearly impossible to tell the difference with the bad editing and sleazy dialogue. These are the worst attorney commercials the Internet has to offer. Pay me now Watch this video on YouTube Nothing says, “legit, upstanding attorney” like a catchy tune sung by a walrus-looking bouncer with hellfire in the background. (You’ll notice that fire and explosions are a recurring…
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9 weirdest jobs held by celebrities before they became famous We all have to start somewhere, and sometimes that somewhere is Hike Master at an Indian burial ground.
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Fallout after first date, capped by rmcoop27. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
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The worst story I’ve ever come across and that definitely really happened the most Cat fight evolved.
“Femanon here. My best friend in high school (and for years before) was prettier than I was. Her boyfriend in freshman year was a guy I liked, but he didn’t like me that way. She was pretty conservative and didn’t put out, but I managed to convince him that what wanted to be raped, that it was her secret fantasy. He did it. Afterwards she cried on my shoulder and I convinced her not to go to the cops cause I was scared it’d come out that I told him to. She broke up with him and I told the guy she liked it but that if he wanted it…
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This 1950s science kit for kids came with real uranium What’s even better than a nice refreshing huff of DDT? Giving children uranium to play with to their heart's desire, of course.
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The gentleman’s guide to hacking Tinder We put the best experts in a room and distilled the essence into this thing.
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10 signs you’re “that guy” at the gym Every gym has one. If you can't pick him out, chances are you're it.
Everyone knows a that guy at the gym. He’s greasier than a sunbathing piglet. He’s got on more accessories than a bondage slave. He’s oblivious to the stares and points that come from every inch of that sprawling exercise wasteland. Maybe he’s the muscle-mound mass who provides more comic relief than that “hip adductor” machine that should just be called the vagina tightener – or the creeper who unfailingly homes in on any equipment immediately next to women. Here are the main signs that you’re a “that guy” at the gym. Lunk alert! You grunt and/or slam the weights on the ground Watch this video on YouTube Weights are heavy.…
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The Christmas party that stopped a world war They defied the orders of their superiors, laid down their rifles, and celebrated Christmas with the enemy in No Man's Land.
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Five horror movies that were a nightmare for the actors Watching horror movies can cause nightmares. Sometimes, working on a horror movie set can do the exact same thing.
Sometimes terrifying the audience requires terrifying the actors. Directing a horror film by torturing the talent takes a special kind of sadistic bastard. Unfortunately for the people on this list, Hollywood is full of those. Here are five horror films we never would have survived being a part of (and sometimes, people didn’t): The Exorcist (1973) Watch this video on YouTube A Real Life Nightmare For: Linda Blair. A hit novel is written, then a screenplay is made. One of the potential directors turns it down for being “cruel towards children.” For the lead role, producers first considered Denise Nickerson, known then as Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…
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5 scientific ways strangers can tell you’re gay (even if you’re in the closet) We don't endorse stereotypes unless they're funny or we have science on our side, and the data is in: the "gaydar" is anything but a myth.
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Man has sex with dolphin, then writes book about it "Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn't abusing the animal."
Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9 months and derived great pleasure from it, and then wrote a book about it (titled Wet Goddess). It started in 1970, when Brenner, then a young college student, was freelance writer and photographer. While on assignment in a Florida amusement park, a female dolphin named Dolly fell madly in love with him (according to Brenner’s side of the story any way – we haven’t been able to reach Dolly because she’s dead). I’ll let Brenner tell you the rest of the story… “She became more and more aggressive.”…
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10 hilariously stupid products everyone knew would fail, and then they did Serious people in expensive suits looked at each other and agreed; we're gonna make baby food for adults and make a killing.
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The baffling phenomena with surprisingly simple medical explanations "Supernatural" mysteries can pass down generations after they’ve actually been solved, as is the case with the following six “unsolvable” mysteries.
Baffling phenomena create gossip. Solving baffling phenomena, for some reason, tends to create less gossip. Which is why “supernatural” mysteries can be passed down generations after they’ve actually been solved, as is the case with the following six “unsolvable” mysteries. 1. Alien Abduction What’s this? Oval-headed, bug-eyed, gray visitors from another planet. They immobilize a research target in bed, enter their room and kidnap them. Then they flash bright lights at the subject and fool around with the subject’s butt because Earthling anuses are simply hilarious. A freaky amount of people have reported this experience. That’s proof positive that aliens exist, right? So what is it, Doctor? Sleep paralysis. Sleep…
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10 ridiculously creepy child preachers Ten of the creepiest child preachers currently being groomed to lead congregations in years to come. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You Tube is riddled with video after video of “adorable” pre-teen Jesus freaks who lead their own church congregations. Some seem competent, others seem purely crazed, while many appear to be the preacher equivalent of a little chimp dressed up by their parents in big people clothes with a Bible shoved in their hands. But regardless of their differences, they all share one common characteristic. Every single one of these fire and brimstone shouting tots is creepy as all hell! Here are ten of the creepiest child preachers currently being groomed to lead congregations in years to come. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Preacher Marc Watch this video on YouTube…
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True story: how I blew a 500k settlement on booze and prostitutes The story of how I got hit by a Dodge minivan and pissed away 500k on booze, whores, and designer furniture in an epic adventure.
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7 pornos no one ever asked for Rule #34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it—proving that we exist in a multiverse of low budget porn studios pumping out hanky panky titles about...tax returns?!
Some thematic elements take to porn like stink to a monkey, or a lawyer to debauchery. Others tend to be a little forced, like a lawyer’s client to their lawyer’s debauchery. So for every cable guy and pool boy there’s an interstellar pope or mongoloid garbage man who inexplicably find themselves in a situation where the only solution to their problems is humping. Lots and lots of humping. Portable suitcase-midget porn A man walks into a hotel room with a suitcase. He puts the suitcase carefully on the bed, and opens it. Lo and behold, there’s a midget inside. He proceeds to have sexy time with the portable midget. When…
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