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Everything you never wanted to know about the giantess fetish Meet the giantesses who eat, smother and crush puny, little victims—and the men who worship them.
People crave partners in all shapes and sizes. Tall, round, petite, or waif-like, there’s a body shape for everyone. But when your thing is for a 50-foot-tall female giant with a lust for stuffing small men down her XXXL panties, the chances of finding a date online are pretty remote. “At school I had a big crush on a Goth/rock girl in my class, and fantasized about what it would be like being her six-inch tall pet,” coos thirty-something James, a ‘giantess’ fetishist who hails from the Midlands, UK. “I imagined being held in her hand or climbing up the laces of her knee-high boots. I have always had an…
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The hottest nazi exploitation movies of the 70s (NSFW) In less easily offended days, combining nazism with hot babes on the big screen was a license to print money.
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The world of sex toys for the faithful Unlike the halal sex shop, the kosher shop offered vibrators, dildos and bondage kits.
Lent, the solemn period of preparation for the resurrection of Jesus that is celebrated by many Christian denominations, kicked off yesterday. This six-week period invariably puts faith questions center-stage, and yet it always surprises me the number of people of faith who come to me for advice about their relationships. Despite the vaguest allusions to having been brought up Catholic, I also receive questions from Protestants, Jews, and Muslims on a regular basis. I suspect people know that even if I don’t know the answer to their questions, I’ll have no qualms about going in to find it for them. People like to imagine that wanting to have great sex…
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The power of 9s—and other marketing tricks that make you spend more We like to think we're smart about estimating value, but the reality isn't so pretty.
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20 sex truths every guy needs to know, according to Stifler’s mom We sat down with Jennifer Coolidge to bash out a definitive list of things we wish all guys knew about sex.
It’s a fact of life that guys worry about what they’re like in the bedroom. And what should I say during sex? Is my O-face really horrendous? Should I shave or trim? We (meaning I, lucky me) sat down with Stifler’s mom, the actor Jennifer Coolidge, to work on the problem. Over the course of a couple only very slightly inebriated hours we bashed out a definitive list of sex truths every guy needs to know to finally stop worrying and start having more, funner, and better sex. Dirty weekends are never as dirty as a Tuesday night Planning sex can kill even the strongest boner. No matter how much…
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10 reasons Valentine’s Day is evil Just show this to your significant other and maybe you won’t have to buy them anything.
Love is in the air and your paycheck is about to finance an evening of disappointment. Why, it must be Valentine’s Day! Just in case you’ve secretly been loathing the whole enterprise, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just show this to your significant other, and when they stop crying, maybe you won’t have to buy them anything. Dark origins: Lupercalia What would a holiday about love and relationships be without shadowy origins involving beating women into submission? Yes, those ancient Romans certainly had a way with sex and violence. Basically Lupercalia was a big naked pastoral festival that lasted from Feb 13-15, where everyone got trashed and banged. The…
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The hottest nazi exploitation movies of the 70s (NSFW) In less easily offended days, combining nazism with hot babes on the big screen was a license to print money.
The media has always taught me two things about Germans: Killing Nazis is fun, and chicks in SS uniforms are fucking hot. I belong to a generation reared on video games involving killing zombies and Nazis and sometimes a combination of the two. The Indiana Jones movies I grew up watching made the practice seem hilarious and enjoyable. Written history has taught us that Nazis were the worst filth on the planet. England’ Prince Harry got publicly flayed over dressing in an SA uniform for a costume party. Another brouhaha erupted over a chick dressed up as “Anne Skank.” Recovering Sandra Bullock victim Jesse James caught flak for some Nazi-esque…
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True story: how I blew a 500k settlement on booze and prostitutes The story of how I got hit by a Dodge minivan and pissed away 500k on booze, whores, and designer furniture in an epic adventure.
I got hit by a truck about a year ago, and I got 500K to compensate me for my bones shattering and for the spinal fluid leaking from my ears. Since then, I’ve burned bridges. I’ve lied about my identity. I’ve isolated myself in a world of booze, whores, and holidays. And it all seems like a giant blackout, now. This isn’t an ‘I found God’ kind of story. Though Lord knows if I get my hands on 500K again… This is just the story of how, for one year, I became Dennis Wilson, Bukowski, and Hank Moody all rolled into one. “YOU WANNA DO GREEK?” “That’s why I’m paying…
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The 15 red flags that reveal you’re about to get fired It's better to have quit than having been fired. Look out for these signs that definitely mean your company wants you gone.
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Daytona Beach: home of NASCAR and the ugliest prostitutes in the world Daytona Beach police is at it again with the hooker arrests. And oh my god have they got another haul of ugly.
This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a sexual transaction in which no receipt is given afterwards. This wouldn’t normally be worth commenting on, but this story contains on tiny detail that speaks volumes on the state of the whoring industry in Daytona Beach, Florida: all of the hookers are some of the least attractive women you’ll ever lay eyes on. Check some of them out: Yes, one of them actually wears an eye patch —…
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Everything you never wanted to know about the vore fetish Into the belly of the beast.
Most fetishes can be accommodated with the aid of a few props and a bit of creativity, but if your sexual urges involve being eaten by a snake then you’ll have a hard time fulfilling your desires. Vorarephilia (or ‘vore’ for short) is the new kink on the block. Born from B-movies and sci-fi comicbooks, and derived from the Latin word ‘vorare’ – meaning ‘to devour’ – the fetish is enjoyed by those who get off on the thought of being eaten by blobs, beasts and boas, imagining themselves as the hungry creatures, or thinking about watching it happen. But as these scenarios are impossible or fatal to enact, vorarephiles…
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The (many) unsexy reasons you would never want to be a male pornstar Getting paid to have sex on camera with hot girls is wildly overrated, and we’ll tell you why.
Quick question: how many male porn stars can you name off the top of your head? Don’t say John Holmes. He’s dead—doesn’t count. Don’t say Ron Jeremy, either. He’s a fat, hairy, old guy with a mustache. He’s still a ‘star’ the same way Chaz Bono is still a women. Take away those two, and who ya got? Nobody? Nothing? Well, don’t feel bad, because you’re not the only one. The term “male porn star” is kind of an oxymoron anymore, anyway. This is because being a guy in the porn business isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. That’s right, we said it—getting paid to have sex on camera…
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Man has sex with dolphin, then writes book about it "Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn't abusing the animal."
Malcolm Brenner is just like any other guy, in that he let a dolphin hump him regularly over the course of 9 months and derived great pleasure from it, and then wrote a book about it (titled Wet Goddess). It started in 1970, when Brenner, then a young college student, was freelance writer and photographer. While on assignment in a Florida amusement park, a female dolphin named Dolly fell madly in love with him (according to Brenner’s side of the story any way – we haven’t been able to reach Dolly because she’s dead). I’ll let Brenner tell you the rest of the story… “She became more and more aggressive.”…
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