>daddy i wanna be a popstar!!! >but sweetie youre not talented or good looking >I dont care! I WANNA BE ONE >fine I guess we could pretend youre like a bedroom artist to explain the shitty music quality >b-but what rich kid sits in their room using cheap instruments like a starving artist? They wont by that? >nah well make some IG posts and a low quality music video to push it and after a while people will believe it >but why would they care about the music from a dime a dozen "bedroom" artist,m >Uhhhh if we get the marketing team to market you looking like a child enough retarded neckbeard pedos will simp for you
And just like that people on LULZ became simps for someone who has no talent other than having a rich and connected father, genuinely pathetic
>insulting an attractive woman >argues about music
just like I said you are a homosexual, I don't even listen to her anus breath. dial 8
1 week ago
Anonymous
I dont know what youre saying you use too much zoomer lingo, youre unbearable to communicate with
Clario is ugly, her father brought her a career and you eat it up like a low IQ retard, what am I missing here? Please reply like youre not 16 and trying to be cool
1 week ago
Anonymous
shut up tranny, nobody likes you or your retarded opinions.
1 week ago
Anonymous
See you ignored the last part of my message and replied exactly like a 16 year old trying to be cool
Man you struggle with communication
1 week ago
Anonymous
>jealous tranny coping and projecting
1 week ago
Anonymous
None of those are normal words people use in sentences
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Clairo is ugly
She's literally one of the best looking girls alive
1 week ago
Anonymous
>clairo's literally one of the best looking girls alive
why are zoomers like this? did roasties successfully make beauty "problematic" enough that zoomers are now unironically attracted to ugliness? jesus fucking christ the state of this planet
1 week ago
Anonymous
Uh, I'm a 33 year old Millenioomer. Clairo is perfect.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Oh so you were a loser growing up so youre attracted to this girl who looks like someone in highschool because you never got any then, solved
1 week ago
Anonymous
Nah I got laid. You seem like an angry at a pretty girl though which only spells one thing.....
1. incel
2. jelly roastie
3. jelly homo
1 week ago
Anonymous
You forgot.
4. tranny
1 week ago
Anonymous
I’m attracted to her because she’s hot
1 week ago
Anonymous
>t. jealous uggo >"Why do they she's hot but not me?? If I'm ugly, she's ugly too"
you would really pass this up because a trashy black guy was inside of her?
I wouldn't trust her with my heart but I would definitely hit and "date" her but just cheat until she finds out
Geoff Cottrill (born July 4, 1963[citation needed]) is an American marketer who currently serves as Chief Marketing Officer at Top Golf. He formerly held top positions at Procter & Gamble, Coca-Cola, Starbucks, and Converse.[1] He is the father of the musical artist Clairo.[2]
Cottrill resides in Atlanta, Georgia and on Cape Cod with his wife, professional children's fashion photographer, Allie Cottrill. Cottrill is the father of the musical artist Clairo. According to The New York Times, her record label signing was made possible by her father's connection to Jon Cohen, co-founder of The Fader and an executive at the publication's marketing agency, Cornerstone.[2] His role in the launching of his daughter's professional career attracted scrutiny from some online communities with regard to the singer's authenticity.[2][7][8]
>Clairo first drew wide attention in late 2017 when the video for her song "Pretty Girl" went viral on YouTube.
>Another video, "Flaming Hot Cheetos", was released a month before "Pretty Girl" on YouTube. It garnered 3 million views by July 2018.[18] The success of "Pretty Girl" led to interest from major labels such as Capitol, RCA, and Columbia.
yall just jealous, her dad had nothing to do with her popularity other than supporting her musical career unlike your parents did for you
why does every zoomer celebrity make this stupid fucking face constantly? go back and look at celeb pics from pre-2015 and you will never see this expression anywhere
you would really pass this up because a trashy black guy was inside of her?
I wouldn't trust her with my heart but I would definitely hit and "date" her but just cheat until she finds out
still cant believe i fucked her
>photos from 2018
wtf happened?
Looks better when chunky. That’s how I like it.
Fluoride mind and SSRIs
A thousand-yard stare for all those guys
That she fucked and sucked before you came along
look at her shoes, she must have been on drugs to buy and wear them
I agree, they look freakin dumb.
eww
kill yourself
Are you mad youll never have her?
>daddy i wanna be a popstar!!!
>but sweetie youre not talented or good looking
>I dont care! I WANNA BE ONE
>fine I guess we could pretend youre like a bedroom artist to explain the shitty music quality
>b-but what rich kid sits in their room using cheap instruments like a starving artist? They wont by that?
>nah well make some IG posts and a low quality music video to push it and after a while people will believe it
>but why would they care about the music from a dime a dozen "bedroom" artist,m
>Uhhhh if we get the marketing team to market you looking like a child enough retarded neckbeard pedos will simp for you
And just like that people on LULZ became simps for someone who has no talent other than having a rich and connected father, genuinely pathetic
>not good looking
oh come on now, you gayassnonsensenagger
Youre a neckbeard with no exposure to women if you think shes anything above a 6
You probably think that disgusting clown haired bitch is "fire" lmfao
We can't all jerk off to porn all day like you, I bet you like men
gay men
No and clario is trash, what a pathetic existence if your attraction can be purchased by her rich dad because she wanted to play popstar
>insulting an attractive woman
>argues about music
just like I said you are a homosexual, I don't even listen to her anus breath. dial 8
I dont know what youre saying you use too much zoomer lingo, youre unbearable to communicate with
Clario is ugly, her father brought her a career and you eat it up like a low IQ retard, what am I missing here? Please reply like youre not 16 and trying to be cool
shut up tranny, nobody likes you or your retarded opinions.
See you ignored the last part of my message and replied exactly like a 16 year old trying to be cool
Man you struggle with communication
>jealous tranny coping and projecting
None of those are normal words people use in sentences
>Clairo is ugly
She's literally one of the best looking girls alive
>clairo's literally one of the best looking girls alive
why are zoomers like this? did roasties successfully make beauty "problematic" enough that zoomers are now unironically attracted to ugliness? jesus fucking christ the state of this planet
Uh, I'm a 33 year old Millenioomer. Clairo is perfect.
Oh so you were a loser growing up so youre attracted to this girl who looks like someone in highschool because you never got any then, solved
Nah I got laid. You seem like an angry at a pretty girl though which only spells one thing.....
1. incel
2. jelly roastie
3. jelly homo
You forgot.
4. tranny
I’m attracted to her because she’s hot
>t. jealous uggo
>"Why do they she's hot but not me?? If I'm ugly, she's ugly too"
You probably listen to Lana Del Ray unironically and bitch about Clairo lmao
Clairo is a talentless nagger
fucking skunk
What are the chances shes been piped down by bbc at some point? I like to image she has
shes lesbian you dumbfuck
lesbian except for black guys
that's pretty common these days as all sexual orientations realize black superiority.
If by "all sexual orientations" you mean fat busted chicks, sure
>now she is a walled bitch full of shitty ass tattoos
It's FUCKING OVER
butterface
>sweaty clairo
>no armpit pics
>mfw
Call that a watered plant
>nose piercing
dropped
nagger balls
when is she going to make good music again? she takes herself too seriously now
when her dad pays someone to make music for her to pretend she made
clairo thread?
Geoff Cottrill (born July 4, 1963[citation needed]) is an American marketer who currently serves as Chief Marketing Officer at Top Golf. He formerly held top positions at Procter & Gamble, Coca-Cola, Starbucks, and Converse.[1] He is the father of the musical artist Clairo.[2]
Cottrill resides in Atlanta, Georgia and on Cape Cod with his wife, professional children's fashion photographer, Allie Cottrill. Cottrill is the father of the musical artist Clairo. According to The New York Times, her record label signing was made possible by her father's connection to Jon Cohen, co-founder of The Fader and an executive at the publication's marketing agency, Cornerstone.[2] His role in the launching of his daughter's professional career attracted scrutiny from some online communities with regard to the singer's authenticity.[2][7][8]
>Clairo first drew wide attention in late 2017 when the video for her song "Pretty Girl" went viral on YouTube.
>Another video, "Flaming Hot Cheetos", was released a month before "Pretty Girl" on YouTube. It garnered 3 million views by July 2018.[18] The success of "Pretty Girl" led to interest from major labels such as Capitol, RCA, and Columbia.
yall just jealous, her dad had nothing to do with her popularity other than supporting her musical career unlike your parents did for you
>In other news, water is wet
Same thing happened with The Strokes but none of you gave a shit about that.
Yup
why am i just now hearing about this cute girl
I don't know, she's an industry plant and her marketing team meant to give you the memo 5 years ago
I want to kiss her feet
Clairo has a perfect everything
SOMEBODY STOP ME
her hands are ugly, so i dont blame you
why does every zoomer celebrity make this stupid fucking face constantly? go back and look at celeb pics from pre-2015 and you will never see this expression anywhere
requesting a pic or webm of her ass
you would really pass this up because a trashy black guy was inside of her?
I wouldn't trust her with my heart but I would definitely hit and "date" her but just cheat until she finds out
Nobody cares about your black cuck fetish dude
that barely breaking a sweat, I feel cheated
I wanna eat Clairo's fecal
these threads just get worse
Post her supposed nudes or fuck off.
Me so on fire
Me so on fire
Clairo HOT HOT HOT