Sup LULZ. I wanna watch porn on my big 4k TV but I have house mates so I have to watch on mute rn. What options do I have to watch porn on the big TV?
Sup?
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Either get a life, or stop wasting resources.
>"""house mates"""
>parents
Just wait till you move out!
Idk you know but rent is expensive and a lot of people live with house mates.
What if I wanna Jack it after a long day of wfh?
I'm older than you kid.
>wfh
You are too retarded to even be a janitor.
Use headphones you retarded monkey.
The TV is far from my sofa do you want me to get an extension cable?
Get cheap wireless earphones then retard
>Idk you know but rent is expensive and a lot of people live with house mates.
have you considered saving your money and buying a home instead of blowing it on large tvs to watch porn on?
I got the TV for free back when I worked at Best Buy during a raffle.
you have to be 18 to post on this website op
please leave
Derrick, do you know how embarrassing it is to have you as my son?
Just get a hooker. Bonus points if you raw dog them
Sometimes I just wanna sit down and fap in my sofa at in my room. I do have a hooker on speed dial who let's me raw dog her which is nice.
please, for your sake, get some help!
>he doesn't watch porn on the big tv
Kek
How tight is your chastity cage?
>watching porn on the TV is the same as wearing some gay cage
Please tell me you are a fundie or Muslim because there's no way you haven't watched porn on a big TV before.
>there's no way you haven't watched porn on a big TV before
I don't remember the last time I've actually watched porn, big screen or otherwise; I guess I must have been in 7th grade or something. Granted, I might play some games with (highly) erotic content, but I don't really use such scenes for sexual release. Besides, I've never owned a TV since I moved out of my parents' home.
>fundie or Muslim
I'm not some slave abiding by an inconsistent framework.
>shit posts on LULZ
>doesn't watch porn
Sure kid and I'm a monk living in a monastery.
To be honest, I just occasionally come to LULZ to post a question, and then get sidetracked by some of the retarded posts here.
have to say, watching porn on a 55 inch 4k is magical
yeah I'm sure it's great seeing all the compression artifacts
you honestly don't notice compression artifact when you are watching porn unless you starved the bitrate, generally you watch porn to get off, you aren't being analytical about this.
The internet can only display 72dpi. So there's literally no point to having 4k for internet use.
audio over bluetooth or wifi
Just watch it on all blast and have your friends join you.
this is unironically too challenging for this retarded board. go ask