STOP WRITING OVERLY LONG SONGS, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

STOP WRITING OVERLY LONG SONGS, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Glenn Fricker ever wondered if he just sucks at recording and thats why he never succeeded?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to see what he would do with that comment on his show.

      really to be fair, the stuff he really hammers on isn't usually "you suck, your band sucks and that's why your recording sucks" (though he does to some extent), but most of it is stuff like "pickups don't matter, the speakers make the sound" and "get a reamp box for xyz" etc. Stuff that will save you money, time and aggravation.

      So yeah, I'm a fan. Also the Monday mix reviews are kind of a cool way to hear a ton of very different-sounding music, and discover new shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His advice is idiotic. His whole thing is just crank the gain to mask how bad your gear sounds bro.

        Which is cool if 90 percent of the people listened to metal and you don't care about nuance sound

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretty successful, people pay him daily to get their mixes reviewed and critiqued

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think that anon means successful as a professional producer, not as a youtuber
        like...what actual albums has he produced? has he actually worked with any good bands?

        Imagine dealing with obnoxious broke pricks who come in to the studio hammered and smelling like shit, who didn't learn their parts, whose drummer can't count to 4, whose bassists is the failed guitarists who can't even buy new strings, whose druggie tattooed girlfriends won't shut the fuck up, whose guitarist is an entitled bitch who thinks he's an expert on tones and insists on using his own shitty gear instead of the studio's proper recording gear, and who want to pay you with "exposure" even tho no one knows who the fuck they are.

        like if this guy was any good why would he work with incompetent musicians lol?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he did something for Queensryche once

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How has he never succeeded?
      What is your definition of success?
      He is making a living doing it, I'd call that a success, were talking about him right now, I'd call that a success, meanwhile you still live with mom in the basement and can't even properly finger an A chord let alone record a single track that doesn't sound like dogshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let alone record a single track that doesn't sound like dogshit.
        it is supposed to sound like shit, you dont understand

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >guy comes in with a wet cup of liquid shit
          >can you please make this better
          >glenn takes the wet cup of liquid shit and distills it down to a solid polished shiny turd
          >still smells like shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How has he never succeeded?
        as a producer
        >What is your definition of success?
        for a producer; to make some good sounding mixes
        >He is making a living doing it
        He makes a living whining on the internet. That might be "success" by current day standards, but classic angry video game nerd still did it better.
        >meanwhile you still live with mom in the basement
        I sure wonder who this obviously tilted 60-something-sounding youtuber-knight is?
        >and can't even properly finger an A chord let alone record a single track that doesn't sound like dogshit
        If true, we'd have something in common.

        >guy comes in with a wet cup of liquid shit
        >can you please make this better
        >glenn takes the wet cup of liquid shit and distills it down to a solid polished shiny turd
        >still smells like shit

        If he's still not well enough off to be able to choose projects he can present and be proud of, that's also pretty textbook failure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These people were making more money on their yt videos. They wouldn't jump through all the hoops and fire out pointless content twice a week if it wasn't the case. You can feel the decline kicking in with Glenn, MIW, others. They won't know what to do with their lives when they drop to 50k per instead of 750k.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        checked and based. glen's haters seethe and cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see a struck a nerve didn't I Glenn :^)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's so fucking obnoxious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine dealing with obnoxious broke pricks who come in to the studio hammered and smelling like shit, who didn't learn their parts, whose drummer can't count to 4, whose bassists is the failed guitarists who can't even buy new strings, whose druggie tattooed girlfriends won't shut the fuck up, whose guitarist is an entitled bitch who thinks he's an expert on tones and insists on using his own shitty gear instead of the studio's proper recording gear, and who want to pay you with "exposure" even tho no one knows who the fuck they are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do producers that make better sounding mixes not seem to have these problems, or at least doesn't make a career of whining about it?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I ever watch an ugly cunt with that type of hairstyle

    I do agree somewhat, not the biggest fan of long songs

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone link me to one (1) video of this guy where he offers clear and interesting production and mixing advice in a way that demonstrates he is a knowledgeable professional but in an interesting way?
    or is 100% of his content just him being a fat old boomer retard yelling at clouds and making terribly unfunny "jokes"?
    PS i agree modern hard rock and metal sounds like overproduced overly loud garbage

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever heard a youtuber with a more annoying, grating style of talking
    Miserable homosexual has to shout at the end of every sentence, he's utterly unbearable to listen to

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the face of a man who has never penetrated a vagina

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a wife, chud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zero contradiction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are 100% mistaken.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone tell Steve Harris

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you name one good album he produced? serious question

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Michigan, so I'm exposed to loudmouthed, niggardly fedora Leafs enough, tyvm.

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