78 thoughts on “Start moisturizing your penis, whether you're circumcised or not. My dick has never been more immaculate.

    • Anonymous says:

      Coconut oil is what I use, but there’s lot of moisturizing options. Just don’t use things like hand, body or face moisturizers. Those are made specifically for those parts of the body. Avocado or coconut oil are your best bets.

      >gets a yeast infection

      You’re stupid

        • Anonymous says:

          Less irritation and that bunching up feeling with pants/underwear
          Skin looks healthy and feels noticeably smoother
          Head is smoother and less wrinkly
          Skin has a healthy glow to it
          Dick looks ready for porn all the time

          • Anonymous says:

            Pimples can be caused by dry skin cracking leading to something clogging the pores, so moisturizing would hurt. Also make sure you aren’t showering with hot, hot water.

          • Anonymous says:

            I’m not cut and had irritated dick too.
            Sure, it was after 10 hour wank marathon, but it can happen.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Less irritation and that bunching up feeling with pants/underwear
            >Skin looks healthy and feels noticeably smoother
            >Head is smoother and less wrinkly
            I’m uncut and don’t have issues with any of this. I’m sorry you’re hebrew and had your cock chopped, and if you’re not hebrew, I’m even more sorry that your parents copied a 2000 year old hebrew practice for no reason

            inb4
            >nooooooo your dick is smelly nooooooo you have smegma
            Thankfully I have access to water living in the 21st century unlike the desert people who stared chopping up their foreskin and I can shower on a daily basis

          • Anonymous says:

            I’m not the one making embarrassing insecure posts like this. It reeks of insecurity

            >Less irritation and that bunching up feeling with pants/underwear
            >Skin looks healthy and feels noticeably smoother
            >Head is smoother and less wrinkly
            I’m uncut and don’t have issues with any of this. I’m sorry you’re hebrew and had your cock chopped, and if you’re not hebrew, I’m even more sorry that your parents copied a 2000 year old hebrew practice for no reason

            inb4
            >nooooooo your dick is smelly nooooooo you have smegma
            Thankfully I have access to water living in the 21st century unlike the desert people who stared chopping up their foreskin and I can shower on a daily basis

      • Anonymous says:

        I use jojoba oil, works wonders. I’d advise against coconut oil if you’re not an incel since it can degrade condoms.

        what are all the benefits you noticed?

        Literally have gotten compliments from girls. No one wants a rough dick

        • Anonymous says:

          >I’d advise against coconut oil if you’re not an incel since it can degrade condoms.
          I didn’t notice! Thanks for the advice, I’ll look into jojoba oil. You might have just saved me from an early pregnancy lol

        • Anonymous says:

          >I’d advise against coconut oil if you’re not an incel since it can degrade condoms.
          I didn’t notice! Thanks for the advice, I’ll look into jojoba oil. You might have just saved me from an early pregnancy lol

          Isn’t any kind of oil bad for condoms?

          • Anonymous says:

            Yeah this is right, coconut, jojoba, olive oil.. all that shit is bad. That’s why you use water based lubes when using a condom.

      • Anonymous says:

        why would a body moisturizer not be suitable for your dick? those are usually just marketing terms, a facial lotion would do just fine too since they’re usually lighter. you should be moisturizing the rest of your body anyway

        • Anonymous says:

          Body moisturizer is made for denser skin. It’s far too thick for the thin sensitive skin of your penis. They aren’t just marketing terms anon

          • Anonymous says:

            what, you’re gonna get pimples on your dick? if anything, something like coconut oil should do that. just use any old non-comedogenic lotion or cream. your penis skin barely has any sebaceous glands to naturally moisturize the skin so thicker might probably be even better.l

          • Anonymous says:

            Body cream is going to irritate the sensitive skin that it wasn’t designed for. You’d probably end up with a rash. But hey, do what you want! It’s probably still better than nothing

          • Anonymous says:

            >Body cream is going to irritate the sensitive skin that it wasn’t designed for.
            You are a hecking idiot

  1. Anonymous says:

    when do you moisturise it tho?
    i’m kinda icky with sticky/oily stuff so i wouldn’t be able to do it and then wear underpants or something

    • Anonymous says:

      I moisturize twice a day. Once at morning and once at night. Basically whenever I’m brushing my teeth. I’d recommend applying oil after stepping out of the shower, since the hot water might dry your skin out.
      You don’t need more than a tiny amount. You should apply a thin uniform layer across the entire penis, with maybe a small extra on the head. It shouldn’t feel like your dick is oily. It’s no different than using a lip balm.

      do it when you jack off

      I wouldn’t recommend this. You should be focusing on evenly applying it, not rubbing it in. You wouldn’t rub moisturizer into your face like that, and your penis skin and tissue is even more sensitive. Plus you’ll never apply it frequently enough if you do it when you jack off unless you jack off twice a day ever day.

    • Anonymous says:

      this thread was made by an ameri-hebrew.

      No one would put cream under their foreskin, like no one would put soap under their foreskin, that’s basic hygiene.
      But americans have no clue about foreskin care. Sad.

      • Anonymous says:

        Imagine thinking your penis skin doesn’t need to be moisturized just because of your disgusting worm hood. You know you need to clean your skin flap out right? And when you do that will dry out the skin? Why do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing when the rest of your skin isn’t?
        Learn about how your own penis works

        • Anonymous says:

          >do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing
          If your dick wasn’t mutilated you’d know that the inside of your foreskin is like the inside of your mouth. Do you use cream inside your mouth to moisturize it? Do you use soap inside your mouth.
          I have a PHD in dicks btw.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Do you use soap inside your mouth.
            No but you are supposed to be using soap on your dick? hecking smegma-peans.
            Anon, do you seriously not wash your penis because you think your totally attractive and not at all weird looking flesh hood is self washing?

            your skin does moisturize itself, idiot, what do you think sebum is?

            >your skin does moisturize itself, idiot, what do you think sebum is?
            Not moisturizer? Sebum is a barrier, it’s not like you are infinitely re-moisturizing your skin. Jesus no wonder you guys have free health care if this is how you treat your bodies, you’d all be dead without it!

          • Anonymous says:

            >No but you are supposed to be using soap on your dick?
            Not inside your foreskin, Shlomo, but how could you know, right?
            The only soap you should use inside is neutral PH soap like women use for their vagene.

          • Anonymous says:

            >You aren’t supposed to use soap on your foreskin except for the soap you’re supposed to use on your foreskin
            So yeah, your dick does need to be cleaned, hence your mouth comparison is stupid. Your unattractive skin flap still needs to be moisturized, regardless of whatever stupid, nonsense comparison you try to make.

        • Anonymous says:

          >disgusting worm hood.
          Imagine thinking this. Intact penises look (and feel/function) a million times better than disgusting ugly mutilated scarred dried-out penises. I wish I wasn’t circumcised at birth. But it wasn’t my choice.

          t. American

        • Anonymous says:

          >Why do you think your penis is magically self moisturizing when the rest of your skin isn’t?
          >Learn about how your own penis works
          Anon…

          • Anonymous says:

            my magic eyelids keep my eye balls moisturized just like my magic normal penis keeps my dick head moisturized. moisturize your brain next stupid.

    • Anonymous says:

      Apply the oil to the head and shaft. Lightly apply it under the foreskin, but not too much. You should be able to touch your penis with a clean hand and not have any of the oil come away with it

  2. Anonymous says:

    I started doing this recently. I’m uncircumcised but I have a short foreskin so I have sadly ended up with a somewhat dry glans regardless. I keep forgetting to do it regularly, though, so I haven’t noticed too much improvement yet.

  3. Anonymous says:

    While we’re on penile health, how do I encourage the most amount of blood possible to go into the penis? I’ve accepted there is no way to actually grow my dick, but I want to make sure I’m working optimally with what I got

    • Anonymous says:

      Really? Because going through the thread it looks like it’s the uncut gays starting arguments and sperging every time. Every cutgay post is just responding to an uncut gay

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