STARLINK DOWN GLOBALLY

elon has killed the internet

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally who the fuck even uses that shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ukrainian army

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they’re getting their asses kicked?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      third worlders like op, probably lives in the wastelands of california

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It works well on a nice boat in the Bahamas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mountain chads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do when there’s a big storm coming and it works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on my street except me
      Is it really down?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stevie nicks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking wish I could use it
      But it's three times more expensive than my current ISP (which gives me a whopping 500 kB/s download) and they don't have coverage in my area yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Countryside >50km from big cities it's not profitable for big cable/fibre players to pay for cabling to bring it to a few homes. I own a nice house on a dirt road and we used to not have reliable internet until Starlink came in 2 years ago. I'm literally 30 mins away from Montreal and I couldn't get anyone to do it unless I paid an exorbitant cabling fee.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People on boats, RVs, etc

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's seeee test

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, so this in on Starlink.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and test

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait hol up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok testing from Starlink attached device.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://downdetector.com/status/starlink/
        Looks like it might have just been a single hiccup. It's already on the downturn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was the feds showing Elon that at any given time they feel like it they can shut down his entire program.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure OP's test is lower than his est

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My fiber works... this can only mean one thing

    SPACE IS DOWN!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the superflare.
    All satellites are down.
    It's going to cause the internet to go down soon.
    You have about 2 wee - ack!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm back up too. it's over.

      I see a merchant.

      me 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must be over, I missed the great outage. Elon musk should be imprisoned on suspicion of a lack of diverse starlink hires.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=SnQ-JYw6pj4eu1nb

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >space is fake homosexuals were right, all of elon's internet balloons popped
    shit.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that why e6 is fucking up now?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit the real aliems are pissed.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a merchant.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOHOLS BTFO

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Giving that autistic lunatic money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally Internet that works where there is NOTHING.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every single satellite falls out of orbit. Not just starlink, but every single one

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sus outage guys, ukraine just bombed the fuck out of crimea.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >perfectly timed with loud explosions in sevastopol
    lmao he tried to do it again and failed didn't he

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are back.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elon has killed the internet
    The US Government has killed Starlink.
    This is what happens when you betray the United States and not allow it to give a foreign nation unrestricted access to your shit.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's being investigated, it's probably mandatory to shut it down for now. That's what you get for trusting a billionaire who can't stop sperging out over dumb shit

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's back up now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's back up but at like less than half of what it usually is

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DARK TO LIGHT

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know what caused the downtime?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Trudeau still stuck in India? Just curious because there was Intelligence from Russian FSB that Canada might get nuked.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mines working but slow

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The satellites are going to start raining down on cities all over the world.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try connecting to my peepee

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