Spent 135 at the hairdressers, met a FUB, he cums in my hair.

Spent £135 at the hairdressers, met a FUB, he cums in my hair.

It fricking STINKS and im so upset but if i wash my hair the style will go away. Why are men like this?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's why I always cum in the butt

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"please cum on my butt"
    >proceeds to launch ropes all over my body and face/hair
    why are men like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is so irritating. It goes all over the place. I think they do it on purpose. I cant even cum anymore and can barely get hard so its not like i can respond in anyway.

      that's why I always cum in the butt

      Please treat women and bottoms more nicely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cumming in your butt isn't nice?

        • 1 year ago
          Selena

          Matter of opinion, I guess? I'm of the opinion that cum in the butt is a form of affection.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            exactly, it's a display of love

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            call me old fashion, but creampies are underrated
            so is missionary

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, it belongs in my mouth instead
          >t. (succ)ubus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is nice, i like how it feels. But tops also cum in hair, and thats not nice.

          So please dont cum in hair. My comb is helping untangle my sticky parts now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've never done that, it's always in the butt or mouth

            no, it belongs in my mouth instead
            >t. (succ)ubus

            that is acceptable

          • 1 year ago
            Selena

            Cum belongs in the butt, in the mouth or tummy, or on the chest/tummy.
            But not hair, I agree. Not unless it's right before a shower, or you're having a lazy day at home and don't need to be presentable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Cum belongs in the butt, in the mouth or tummy, or on the chest/tummy.
            Or on the feet, I love it when a boy worships me like that with a tribute 😉

          • 1 year ago
            Selena

            God I really want a cute guy to milk the cum out of
            Maybe once I finish with getting my face lasered and get better with voice training.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty fun and hot
            It's something that's only just come about between me and my partner. Usually I'd be the submissive one, but the roleplay/authenticity lacks sometimes so I find it hard to get into a good headspace. When I get horny, it's like a switch flips inside me. Decided to take control one night and the rest's history, awakened something deep inside me lmao.
            It's kinda like I'm living my previous fantasies (mommy dom) out via proxy. I've got a good grasp on what boys like/expect based on my own.
            It's hard tho because I don't wanna be like this 24/7 rn. I enjoy being submissive too, but I'm struggling with the headspace aspect of switching. Find it hard to get immersed and let go of the previous experiences. Same with letting go in terms of not letting experiences in the bedroom detract from how I see them in our relationship.
            In the normal relationship, I like being the "vulnerable" one and being/feeling cared for by someone stronger than me. They did ask if I'd be willing to do this in bed 24/7 but I was unsure. Neither of us are naturally assertive really, so idk if I could continue the dynamic outside the bedroom either and make it a lifestyle thing. But that all changes in bed. Sometimes.
            Kinda feel like picrel rn, trying to decide between going full on mommy dom vs bratty sub.
            Ah well, rant over. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually and things will settle.

          • 1 year ago
            Selena

            Honestly I've only ever been with people where I have to be the top. Never really been super into it. Usually even feel guilty after. I just want somebody to use me like a fricktoy and then let me cuddle them after.

            [...]

            >FUBs are very, very confident, dominant
            >will command you to do disgusting things
            >lack of empathy for their sex objects
            When you put it that way, that's hot as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did you type this with one hand?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes i do. Depends if very sad or playing games

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay anonette as long as you got paid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He paid for dinner

      I've never done that, it's always in the butt or mouth
      [...]
      that is acceptable

      You seem nice, id let you cum inside me then cuddle whilst watching old ps2 game playthroughs on YouTube

      God I really want a cute guy to milk the cum out of
      Maybe once I finish with getting my face lasered and get better with voice training.

      Cute men cumming makes me feel so happy inside and idk how to process that. FUB's cumming makes me feel ashamed and humiliated, which i understand and thats my comfort zone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >troony gets paid their sex services with a hot dinner
        uhh why tho

      • 1 year ago
        Selena

        This is a stupid question but what is FUB?
        Also I just want that audible ejaculation, you know? Like, the sheer force and amount of cum being so much you can hear it.

        • 1 year ago
          Mayze

          >what is FUB?
          It stands for fat ugly bastard.

          • 1 year ago
            Selena

            OH... okay, that adds context I was missing.
            I think I'd prefer a cute guy over that, but everybody needs some love, right? Also, dick is dick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You seem nice, id let you cum inside me then cuddle whilst watching old ps2 game playthroughs on YouTube
        that sounds like the perfect way to spend time

  4. 1 year ago
    Mayze

    Cum is a nightmare to get out of hair. Even in the shower, the heat makes it gum up. If a guy just dropped a load on my hair I would legit be upset.

    • 1 year ago
      bartender

      conditioner helps

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about cum in hair
    b***h even if he directly ejaculates right into your eye, you smile and say "thank you sir".
    Being cummed in, on, or in your general direction, that's an HONOR.

  6. 1 year ago
    bartender

    cum in hair is the worst but leaving it in is disgusting anon

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I love tops so much its unreal
    not as much as I love post-sex cuddling

  8. 1 year ago
    bartender

    [...]

    >what should i do
    idk what was done to your hair exactly. is it just in one spot that you could clean? or if it's everywhere i guess you just gotta bite the bullet and wash it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He showered me. He forced me down my throat, i was physically sick. He didnt care. It was so warm i felt it running down my face.

      I wanted to cry just because i love my hair

      Honestly I've only ever been with people where I have to be the top. Never really been super into it. Usually even feel guilty after. I just want somebody to use me like a fricktoy and then let me cuddle them after.
      [...]
      >FUBs are very, very confident, dominant
      >will command you to do disgusting things
      >lack of empathy for their sex objects
      When you put it that way, that's hot as frick

      Try it, you'll be surprised how quickly you submit to a man that knows how to press your buttons. Its like they have total control and you'll end up wanting to please them. Theres zero anxiety, zero self reflection. They know they're unattractive, they dont give the slighest frick they just want to use you. Put it this way as upset as i am about my hair, id let him use me again if he wanted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He forced me down my throat
        He forced himself lol

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes do it in the eyes on purpose if I'm in a bad mood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dont you feel bad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, doesn't do any harm, eyes are just bloodshot for a couple of days

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up sex haver

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this you, OP?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately 🙁

      Just got pelted like it was raining and now its sticky. Its been ages now, i think the cum is baked in

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