somehow I, a literal hikki NEET loser, have managed to befriend a rich chinese model cosplayer girl who lives in my city
what should I do now?
somehow I, a literal hikki NEET loser, have managed to befriend a rich chinese model cosplayer girl who lives in my city
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Maybe read some socialising books made for autists
i'm not bad at socialising nor am i particularly autistic, however i do get very very anxious, especially since i only get to socialise once a year or so on average
if i can become good friends with her, i might be able to get an actual social group and ascend from friendlessness...
lol this is a common scam
i videocalled her thoughever
she's a based weeb
retard some chinese hoe scammed my lonely grandfather this way
>lonely grandfather
>reproduced ands still lonely
>scammed a lonely person
I guess I don't understand because I'm friendless, don't people usually give money to their friends? I guess the issue is that the scammer just wanted to befriend your grandfather for money and left as soon as they got it
>don't people usually give money to their friends?
Fuck no those are hookers you're thinking of. You pay hookers, and hookers pay their drug dealers.
>lol this is a common scam
Not once she proves she's even more autistic by dancing in her underwear on webcam and meeting you, then taking you to her $11m dollar mansion where her bedroom is twice the size of your whole apartment and her personal bathroom has a jacuzzi tub and swimming pool next to the shower.
>he thinks she's friends with him
get help
we could be friends too anon, if only you'd be a little kinder
I'm quite alright on my own thanks I'm not too keen on making friends. Nothing personal I just dont have that kind of drive to befriend people. But genuinely anon dont go pulling favors out your ass and buying shit for her.
she's one of those rich exchange students, she even shamelessly told me that her parents pay for everything
i'd never buy anyone shit anyway... NEETpilled
Get a rope and neck yourself for lying on the internet.
Don't fall for the trap, she's using you as a seed source for her passport pregnancy! The trick is to enjoy it while it lasts and always "unintentionally" fail to impregnate her.
Japanese Women are Tyrone Only
>Japanese Women are Tyrone Only
He did say "chinese." Japanese women are much rarer generally speaking and tend to stick around the downtown (~manhattan) areas near the waterfront.
Lol. You're really falling for this shit?
yes... i literally videocalled her while she was walking around my city
That only proves that she's real. It doesn't prove what her intentions are. Why would anyone associate themselves with a literal hikki NEET loser? Think about that one for a while.
>Why would anyone associate themselves with a literal hikki NEET loser?
Probably her personality. The one I met was pretty autistic herself and also did the youtuber styled self-published ego thing. I do that too, just, I limit myself to this dumpster fire known as LULZ for the most part.
>Lol. You're really falling for this shit?
I "fell for it" after I met her and had sex with her dozens of times without protection. The truth is, they can have a caucasian fetish just like we might have an asian fetish. I don't personally have any racial fetish and I've been with a number of women. The only "race" genetically speaking I'm missing out on is australian aborigine. At the end of the day, ultimately they're all just plain old humans.
>rich chinese model
Hey, be careful with Chinese triad women. You don't want her uncle to harvest your organs and sell them in the black market for fent manufacturing equipment.
>Hey, be careful with Chinese triad women. You don't want her uncle to harvest your organs and sell them in the black market for fent manufacturing equipment.
The key is to be genetically defunct, rendering your organs worth less than a pig.
Oh boy new light novel idea
>The story of how I, a loser hikikomori and otaku, befriended a rich and beautiful chinese model and cosplayer who lives in my city!
slice of life of a fat loser neet & borderline e-boi, over the course of 269 chapters he gets a good salaryman job, gets fit, they become more than friends but before he tells her he loves her, one day she leaves him without a word, and he has already bought a ring! 5 year time skip at session 131, then he slides back into depression before pulling himself out and opening a music shop, then one day she comes in not knowing it was him, and they reconnect, then they fuck again and she cries and tells him that she thought he had lost himself when he became a salaryman, and he says he did it for her, to deserve her, and she says she is glad that he is happy in his new life living authentically for himself. Then it becomes more of a romcom where he runs the shop and she is aging out of the e-boi model business but is still beautiful, but lost her fanbase. In memory of their relationship otaku-san asks her to marry him so he can take care of her how she once took care of him, snd she accepts. Then we close the final 69 chapters with them realizing that they actually still in love as they live a domestic life together to appear model-chans demanding and traditional chinese parents, and turns out that otaku-san tells her he still loves her, and she loved him the whole time, and then it ends with her being pregnant in the music shop, and a bonus chap of otaku-san helping her get a new contract as a singer (she used to be a e-boi-looking idol but now otaku-san uses his industry knowledge to get her a job as a real singer and rebuild her confidence and career.)
Thus it ends as it begun, a beautiful symmetry, and they would of course both have many tragic backstories explaining their idiosyncrasies.
Thoughts anons? Any Mangaka want to partner on this?
>slice of life of a fat loser neet & borderline e-boi, over the course of 269 chapters he gets a good salaryman job, gets fit, they become more than friends but before he tells her he loves her, one day she leaves him without a word,
I never had a good job, but I was always fit and when she left me she used the words "we're friends, right?"
Perfect, i can even use that exact line for the night she leaves him.
>"See tonight model-chan! I have something big to tell you!" (The ring)
>"Ok otaku san, see you..."
>/hes going to tell me he got the promotion...that he doesn't need me.../
>"Hey otaku san...were friends, right?"
>"Of course! You are my best friend."
>"Im glad." (Zoom on her lower face with tears streaming down it)
>But otaku san has already hung up, and doesnt hear her cry.
oh there is plenty of time in the first 113 chapters for beach & hotspring action, a camping episode, the gang travels to china episode, karoake episode, meeting otakusan parents episode,martial arts episode, meeting modelchan parents episode, the crossdressing episode, there are so many great ideas. and so on as modelchan helps otakusan come out of his shell and get in shape & back to living in the existence. Might have to extend the timeskip to chapter 133 now that i think about it
Nah, it was more like she needed to get pregnant and I wasn't supplying any seed anymore. So she wanted to know if we were "together" or "friends", and I believe she took me saying "yes, we're friends," to mean "no, we're not in a relationship" and got pregnant with some random dude a few weeks later.
I was always well aware of her intentions, more or less, I'm just not sure she was. After she got pregnant she called me and said "I've made a really big, huge mistake and I don't know what to do."
I told her: "Do whatever you think is right. That is all we can do. The tao isn't decided by us and we're constantly forced with the current. Fighting against it takes extraordinary will-power. Sometimes we don't recognize how leaf-like we really are."
I don't know if she cried much, but she said "I know you loved me" and seemed unsatisfied.
Great! This is pure gold! I can write this in as her CCP party member father needing an heir to the family dynasty, and thus the emotional impact of the final pregnancy scene is huge knowing that she got pregnant from otaku-san out of passion and love, and that their marriage turned out to be pure love, the child not existing just for the lineage.
This ties into part of why she left him as well, she felt guilty also, not just that he had outgrown her. Sorry to like mock you but this story is really coming together.
I dont think i would write her fucking a random dude, her fame and status as a young- looking idol left modelchan untrustworthy of men (part of why she trusted the otaku, he was a non-entity and initially uninterested in her due to his neurotic doomer mindset - he heard her singing from the next apartment over and made the life changing choice to knock on her door.). I'm thinking the characters are: otaku 24 and model 20 at the start, and after the timeskip 29 & 25 which is reasonable to have a child.
Honestly anon you should have said you loved her, you could have snagged her from what you sre saying, make her abort the random baby and marry her
>CCP party member
That's retarded and you're retarded. Just make him a normal business owner with 1.7b USD worth of assets locked in yuan because of the chinese regulations designed to prevent emigration of high valued members of their society.
They're not "party members" except to be part of the machine that they're trapped and imprisoned by.
>she got pregnant from otaku-san out of passion and love, and that their marriage turned out to be pure love, the child not existing just for the lineage.
You're super retarded. Otaku never betrays. Otaku can see through the dark masking the truth.
>Honestly anon you should have said you loved her, you could have snagged her from what you sre saying, make her abort the random baby and marry her
You're super super double incel retarded.
And you should be thicker skinned if you're going to spill your pathetic failures with women on an underwater basket weaving forum
>And you should be thicker skinned
Nah, I haven't developed a layer of scar tissue on my dick from fapping to ero hentai manga, yet.
>No obnoxious beach or hot springs part
It'll never sell.
>It'll never sell.
Just replace that with late night clubbing.
How did you manage that as a NEET?
Chinese parents use their daughters to gain residency in places they want to immigrate via "birth tourism" or "birth passports". They're not looking for native guys (like me) to sponsor them, they're often billionaires not just millionaires.
It always follows this pattern:
Student visa -> residency -> home ownership -> pregnancy -> birth passport -> permanent residency -> passport for parents and relatives -> further ownership and residency.
The best I could do for "us" and her was to delay things a bit and show her some things she might not otherwise have seen the same way.
This can set up the parody -
>What? My father in law is s conniving CCP member and ancient chinese vampire out to use my daughter as an anchorbaby!
The sequel can incorporate more mythological elements and deal with this development maybe we make modelchan a succubus and otakusan is the reincarnation of susano-o who must slay the 8 vampire members of the communist interior ministry to Save his wifes burgeoning career as a singer!
>CCP party member
>That's retarded and you're retarded. Just make him a normal business owner with 1.7b USD worth of assets locked in yuan because of the chinese regulations designed to prevent emigration of high valued members of their society.
>
>They're not "party members" except to be part of the machine that they're trapped and imprisoned by.
Good, good, the vampires were imprisoned by the machine of communism and were compelled to be rice-counters as is their flaw, this is why they want anchorbabies to move to Japan, where otakusan slays them One by One! Then it turns out, the father in law is the ancient brother of the Ming Emperor who sought to invade japan...snd he escapes due to modelchans mercy...timeskip:15 years... The daughter has grown up, unaware of the drama behind her life...until a mysterious CEO, her secret vampire grandfather from Oni Zaibatsu corporation (who specializes in biotech) comes for her, leading to her realizing her mystical singing powers granted by Amaterasu (we can make her a kitsune or something.) Otakusan and modelchan split up once it comes to light that she spares her father, but he uses his knowledge of isekai manga to save his daughter and thus forgives his wife as well. Ends with the three of them praying in a Shinto shrine for a reminder of tradition. This also appeals to the Jap's innate superiority complex.
>Good, good, the vampires were imprisoned by the machine of communism
You're imprisoned by the machine of stupid.
You are just envious of my 133 IQ score snd ability to create touching and heartfelt narratives about love. Also, I am ENTJ.
>Also, I am ENTJ.
Don't give away your op privs retard. Those of us who aren't as braindead can see more than you without using our eyes.
>Those of us who aren't as braindead can see more than you without using our eyes.
Another banger quote, this is going to a be a line given to otakusan by modelchan that helps wake him from his depression
They're just another gear turning in a massive clockwork to synchronize their punishments.
Believe in yourself and go about your life.
What are you asking people around here for?
Hoping to confuse yourself into fucking it up? Stop that
>somehow I, a literal hikki NEET loser, have managed to befriend a rich chinese model cosplayer girl who lives in my city
Where do I buy this LN?