Some dude just ripped into me at work and I just left then and there. As I was leaving I saw his car parked around the corner and it's a $500 shitbox so I went and kicked the door as hard as I could and punched out his mirror. We live in an area with a lot of homeless/crackheads and it's pretty dodgy. Reckon he'll know it was me? Am I gong to court? Does anyone have any good excuses for the cuts/graze on my hand?
Nobody will catch you because nobody cares about passive aggressive cowards
Passive agressive? I didn't think anything I said was passive
Imagine thinking your a man when you don't do that in front of him so he can fight back.
Your a fucking joke. I've seen men like you all the time. Your a litteral child. I bet you live with mum and dada too
So you destroyed a old man's car? By being a little bitch? You have so many red flags. I 100% believe you would beat your gf and her kids. Your a classic abuser
>I bet you live with mum and dada too
amerinagger detected enjoy being 500k in debt for a house
Your straight nigga, just stop fucking around
sick thanks, i wear gloves at work so i don't think he'll see my hands unless he's smart and asks
he was a pos senile british cunt anyway
yeah he's just gonna pull the surveillance cameras and you're fucked bud
idk if theres any camera tbh, it's a deadend dodgy alley. I think people have been hit and run there and never caught but idk, theres some dudes in the plaster shop across the road who mightve seen
What did he yell at you about. Was he a coworker or above you?
Nah we're on the same level he's a coworker but he's like 79 he had asked me like 3 times oh when do you wanna go for lunch? and the last time he asked me I legit just said sorry pom but I'm an adult I don't need someone to tell me when to take lunch and then he just ripped into me like dont you start with me you little cunt you've been going off at everyone and then I said dont you fucking speak to me like that and then he ripped in more so i just walked off told the office im going home and left. Then I punched his mirror
>"I'm an adult!"
>proceeds to throw a tantrum like a baby and cause property damage
suck on my nuts i'm probably going to kill myself
or be fined for like a couple hundred dollars
really this is only like minor destruction of property if you are even caught you will just have to pay money
Don't die anon. It's going to be okay. Even if you need to find another job. Is this your first job?
Honestly your a absolute loser. Low t all around. I'm glad you'll never have sex incel.
Haha good for you. You sound like my ex.
you are retarded, it is perfectly normal and good work ethic to coordinate breaks with other employees, unless you want your boss to start bitching at you or something
mate it's a fucking tire shop I just work when theres work and when there's no more cars I go for lunch, idc when i go for lunch i prefer to take it as late as possible. The same way I do every day just like this cunt already knows. The boss could not give less of a fuck.
and ontop of that thats what the boss wants you to do, take breaks when the work stops and work when there is work. Not take a break half way through rush hour like this british cunt, get out of here with work ethic cunt you don't know what you're talking about.
No your just a shit employee and need to be fired. I hope it's on camera and you do get fired
also disregard my greentext OP is an insufferable homosexual who doesnt want any of that grandpa dick
post another unfunny green text again, they get better each time.
you asked for help on LULZ you get what you pay for
damn right i do, feels good ripping into you cunts
only thing you are ripping is your shitstained boxers
Ripping what? All you've done is make people realize how mentally ill and stupid you are.
I bet this entire little story is made up in your own head for attention. And photos of the car you fake destroyed
It's a fucken tire shop too where literally no one gives a fuck and it's just a cruisy job if you can bare the dumb cunts. He doesn't give a fuck, I don't and neither does anyone else and I've never really been a cunt to him other than just telling him to stop helping me because it's just fucking annoying when youre working fine and you know what to do and then this british cunt comes up and starts telling you what to do like fuck off
I gotchu bro
>Op was leaving work, disgruntled slightly by the previous event, when suddenly, a group of wild naggers show up
>Op realizes that they are approaching the car of his previous adversary!
>Op, a morally sound and humble individual decides to set aside any petty differences and save his colleague from massive property damage!
>Op leaps into action, and takes the first Nog by surprise.
>Op knocks 2 down without breaking a sweat, while 2 more attempt to pile onto OP
>OP quickly takes down the other two nogs, leaving only one left
>The last Nog was bigger than the rest, and had a knife
>that filthy bastard!
>Op charges the belligerent, taken by surprise at his heroic display, the nog backs away and slices at OP's shirt, narrowly avoiding a wound but ripping his shirt, revealing rock hard abs, enough to distract the nog long enough for OP to roundhouse kick him, unfortunately, into the car.
>Op realizes his mistake, distracted for a moment as one of the first nogs wakes up and takes OP by surpise, and managed to hurt OP's hand after he punched him in the face once more.
>the other nogs get back up, but clearly outmatched they scramble and take their fallen comrade home,
>OP loudly proclaims
>"heh, nothing personal, kid" as he winks towards a nonexistent screen
>however, he had failed at protecting the car of his colleague, this failure forever a stain on his conscience.
Security cameras are an urban legend, you'll be fine.
Say you dropped a measuring cup and cut your hand while cleaning up the kitchen (real story that happened to me)
You are obviously an Australian cuck so yes OP youre going to get charged you convict simp