Solution

Solution to the uk knife problem?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats actually a cool looking plastic knife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea with little hearts in it :3
      They come in various designs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plastic knife
      I thought it was an ice mold and brits would just walk around with coolers to keep them from melting until they needed to stab someone.
      Now I'm disappoint.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a grapefruit knife. The solution is an acrylic clipboard with oval cutouts that you snap over your knee as needed so it breaks into two giant punching triangles of death in minecraft.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill all the naggers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of the government

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solution to the uk knife problem?
    you need to make the knives out of a material that instantly shatters if the structure of the knife is altered or under too high of pressure.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I own one of these. You could slice a throat open or slip it between some ribs and slice up a heart no problem. Or butter some bread,. 100% plastic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol the brand name
      >ka-bar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Foreigner detected.
        Ka-Bar has been one of the most popular knife brands in the US since the 40s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just reminds me of Allah akbar
          Anyway you are the foreign here you murica piggu, this is Jap culture site , get out gaijin piggu

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boomer detected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might be better to saw up under the diaphragm and stick your whole fist in in the hole and saw apart the aorta and lungs. Ribs can be finikey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >100% plastic
      I got one of these for free, the blade is definitely metal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine is plastic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slip it between some ribs
      >serrated single edge blade
      ngmi

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make doing harm to another person a crime. Don't know why this is so hard to understand. Murder-free zones in all schools and government buildings. Problem solved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Um sweaty its already a crime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're being cheeky.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bin all the knoives

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can make a knife out of cardboard that has a good cutting edge.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In prison they make shanks from rolled up newspapers that they use water to make a paper machete of sorts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean a papier machete?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea so pakistanis can shoot up everything

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the solution is quite obviously and unironically: guns

    it's a basic human right ffs

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More and more people are being killed with Achulean handaxes every day. When will this madness stop?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or maybe bongs can use a water jet instead of knives

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use your fists like a man

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forge your own knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuk7Lw_uV5s

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the uk ban nylon letter openers too?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legalize everything in a slow release fashion, first year mace, next year knives, year after that swords, after that crossbows, then bolt action rifles, then regular guns like America

    The crazies will crack before the end at any given point where they will end up doing less damage than normal full scale legalization of weapons and everyone else will be better off and forever have the upper hand

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think public execution should be normalised again and anyone involved with a crime should end up with a humiliating and painful death on display for everyone to see.
    That'd show the scum of society to behave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be very eugenic to do that.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe forcing back to their country that primitive people would be fastest,better,and more fair method,other than banning knifes because muh those vibrant migrants use knifes because they dont know any better! Come on

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >solution?
    BIN IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those bleeding hearts are not content unless they are trying to ban something. Guns here in the US and knives in the UK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weapons
      >a screwdriver
      I would be arrested for having a stockpile of weapons then, enough for like 100 people or so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ONLY COWARDS CARRY
      BRAVE HEROES BEAT THE MOB OF naggerS BY THEIR HANDS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If there's one voice that comes to mind to listen to about the psychology of self defense in a life and death situation, it's the Cookie Monster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahahahaha so fucking clueless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s their ideology?
        I notice the 16 pointed star shield thing a lot.
        We’re these meant to be Jesuit humanists who ended up cargo culting themselves / forgot how to be a priest social engineer caste or some shit?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solution to the uk knife problem?

    stronger knife control legislation

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solution to the uk knife problem?
    Bigger bins.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White flight. Hundreds of thousands of white British people have abandoned London in the last decade or so. It's a mass exodus of natives.

    Knife crime is a non-issue outside of a few cities.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send them more knives so they can die off faster, who knows, maybe go crazy and send them some spears too.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better mental healthcare
    Start with this
    Vitamin D (Take 10k IU per day!) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_t-EQIy0s
    Add a little resistive exercise and you can also loose weight

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just carry around a piece of broken glass in your pocket.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Break the good Friday agreement knives will be the least of their problems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deport the minorities causing all the violence

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oy! you got a loicense for those weapons mate?

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