Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in
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Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in
Yes because skill and IQ matter
>skill and IQ matter
>GOAT player was a black from the ghetto
That’s not the goat player
Just be a pile of muscle whose talent/skill is push, bro!
Do you guys think Maradona is doing well in hell?
Diego was a cheating drug addled twat, but he was a lover, no way is he in hell
i'm sure the Pope pulled some strings so they'd let him into heaven. both being argentinian and all that
the pope is a garden gnome in disguise who will burn in hell
He did commit adultery so unless he confessed he may be grilling down there. He was deeply religious so it's not unlikely he confessed.
kek
>And he ended up detailing his meeting with John Paul II. Actually, what he recounted was his farewell. He had gone to the visit with his wife and his mother, among others. The Pope gave each one a rosary. In the end, she touched him. "This is special for you," Maradona said that John Paul II told him. “But since I'm a big son of a bitch – he said – I looked at the rosary he had given Claudia, the one he gave my mom, and the others he had given. And they were all the same. So I faced the guy and said, 'what's special about him if he's just like the rest?' The son of a bitch wanted to kill himself.” The Pope explained, uncomfortable, that he was blessed. But it was worse: "How, and the others not?", Was the answer of Maradona.
Kek I miss him so much.
miss this
>Among others, he told of his visit to the Pope, in the glory era of Naples. “I entered the Vatican and saw the gold ceiling. And I said to myself how can he be such a son of a bitch to live with a gold roof and then go to poor countries and kiss boys with bellies like that. I stopped believing, because I was seeing it, ”she confessed.
>don't sin, but if you do, make sure to say you're sorry, and don't do it again! But if you do, make sure to say you're sorry!
Religiousfags are so dumb
Take a shower
he did eventually claim that bastard son as his own so probably
No because he supported palestine
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>SOCCER IS BAD BECAUSE..... IT JUST IS OKAY
You mean because it's the only sport where talent actually matters?
NBA and NFL.. all it matters its having the right body, if you are bulky enough, if you are tall enough you have the 50/50 chances
Soccer is all about acting skills and having a deep rooted homosexual mentality, crying and acting like a bitch is highly encouraged from an early age and any displays of masculinity is a guarantee to be booted off a team, its inherently a feminine sport thriving off victimhood from the big bad toxic aggressive masculinity that wants to bash in opponents heads, in fact scientific research has proven that pro level soccer players' arseholes resemble a worn out pussy aside from the nasty disheveled mass of unkempt pubic region hairs
>Soccer is all about acting skills
the rest is nonsense. but this is true and the reason why meds and ex med colonies are so good at football they breathe cheating every day
Yikes, that Argie observation really struck a nerve with you.
then if it's like that then why are blacks the majority in basketball if whites are as tall if not taller than blacks??
For the same reason morons like you think blacks are super strong yet strongman is dominated by whites
nice headcanon. never said that homosexual but keep trying.
Because becoming a basketball player at any level means socialising with blacks, and very few white people want to do that.
>what are snowbunnies
Yeah and it's also the most affordable sport, that's why it's the best sport. The pool of talent is much larger so you know the best player is legitimately the best. What if the most skilful basketball player ever was a manlet that we never got to see play?
basketball isn't even the most popular sport in the US so clearly Americans don't like seeing tall freaks either
football is popular because it can be practiced by poor people from all over the world. Maradona was born in a slum and reached the top of the world. A poor being loved by everyone. And like a truly poor man, Maradona was always arrogant, arrogant, a drug addict and short-minded
Pele, Neymar, CR7 were poor too.
Maybe that's why people don't like Messi so much, he basically got gifted everything
Lmao weren't his parents factory workers barely making a minimum wage. He didn't suffer much because Barca picked him.
He was genetically destined to not be an athlete. But he overcame that by taking hundreds of injections in his teenage years. That tbh is more impressive
>Baseball
Plenty of 5’5 brown manlets
>Basketball
Shortness was a size advantage in the backcourt for fast driving PGs like Bouges and Webb
>Hockey
Indians play Cricket in Canada as a culture thing
>Cricket
India plays it same as baseball
yes and what's the problem? this isn't a cattle breeding ground for the biggest bulls
The GOAT is a 188cm tall man though
Povertyball, soccer is for poor people and most people on the planet is poor, simple as
n-words are only good to run in a straight line
Then why you don't excel in the jogo bonito, DeQuandicious?
>socc-
Opinion discarded
>Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in
then why is USA so shit at it?
They are also some of the worst players. Guys that size are becoming less and less frequent
it was because continental europe didn't have nay sporting culture until 1900 and they naturally picked the simplest anglo sport with the lowest barrier to entry, then Latin America followed