Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in

Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because skill and IQ matter

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >skill and IQ matter
      >GOAT player was a black from the ghetto

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not the goat player

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just be a pile of muscle whose talent/skill is push, bro!

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Maradona is doing well in hell?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Diego was a cheating drug addled twat, but he was a lover, no way is he in hell

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sure the Pope pulled some strings so they'd let him into heaven. both being argentinian and all that

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          the pope is a garden gnome in disguise who will burn in hell

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        He did commit adultery so unless he confessed he may be grilling down there. He was deeply religious so it's not unlikely he confessed.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          kek
          >And he ended up detailing his meeting with John Paul II. Actually, what he recounted was his farewell. He had gone to the visit with his wife and his mother, among others. The Pope gave each one a rosary. In the end, she touched him. "This is special for you," Maradona said that John Paul II told him. “But since I'm a big son of a bitch – he said – I looked at the rosary he had given Claudia, the one he gave my mom, and the others he had given. And they were all the same. So I faced the guy and said, 'what's special about him if he's just like the rest?' The son of a bitch wanted to kill himself.” The Pope explained, uncomfortable, that he was blessed. But it was worse: "How, and the others not?", Was the answer of Maradona.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Kek I miss him so much.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              miss this
              >Among others, he told of his visit to the Pope, in the glory era of Naples. “I entered the Vatican and saw the gold ceiling. And I said to myself how can he be such a son of a bitch to live with a gold roof and then go to poor countries and kiss boys with bellies like that. I stopped believing, because I was seeing it, ”she confessed.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >don't sin, but if you do, make sure to say you're sorry, and don't do it again! But if you do, make sure to say you're sorry!
          Religiousfags are so dumb

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Take a shower

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          he did eventually claim that bastard son as his own so probably

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      No because he supported palestine

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      [log in to view media]

      Diego says hello from above

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >SOCCER IS BAD BECAUSE..... IT JUST IS OKAY

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    You mean because it's the only sport where talent actually matters?

    NBA and NFL.. all it matters its having the right body, if you are bulky enough, if you are tall enough you have the 50/50 chances

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Soccer is all about acting skills and having a deep rooted homosexual mentality, crying and acting like a bitch is highly encouraged from an early age and any displays of masculinity is a guarantee to be booted off a team, its inherently a feminine sport thriving off victimhood from the big bad toxic aggressive masculinity that wants to bash in opponents heads, in fact scientific research has proven that pro level soccer players' arseholes resemble a worn out pussy aside from the nasty disheveled mass of unkempt pubic region hairs

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Soccer is all about acting skills
        the rest is nonsense. but this is true and the reason why meds and ex med colonies are so good at football they breathe cheating every day

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes, that Argie observation really struck a nerve with you.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      then if it's like that then why are blacks the majority in basketball if whites are as tall if not taller than blacks??

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        For the same reason morons like you think blacks are super strong yet strongman is dominated by whites

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          nice headcanon. never said that homosexual but keep trying.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because becoming a basketball player at any level means socialising with blacks, and very few white people want to do that.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >what are snowbunnies

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and it's also the most affordable sport, that's why it's the best sport. The pool of talent is much larger so you know the best player is legitimately the best. What if the most skilful basketball player ever was a manlet that we never got to see play?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      basketball isn't even the most popular sport in the US so clearly Americans don't like seeing tall freaks either

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    football is popular because it can be practiced by poor people from all over the world. Maradona was born in a slum and reached the top of the world. A poor being loved by everyone. And like a truly poor man, Maradona was always arrogant, arrogant, a drug addict and short-minded

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pele, Neymar, CR7 were poor too.

      Maybe that's why people don't like Messi so much, he basically got gifted everything

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao weren't his parents factory workers barely making a minimum wage. He didn't suffer much because Barca picked him.
        He was genetically destined to not be an athlete. But he overcame that by taking hundreds of injections in his teenage years. That tbh is more impressive

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Baseball
    Plenty of 5’5 brown manlets
    >Basketball
    Shortness was a size advantage in the backcourt for fast driving PGs like Bouges and Webb
    >Hockey
    Indians play Cricket in Canada as a culture thing
    >Cricket
    India plays it same as baseball

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes and what's the problem? this isn't a cattle breeding ground for the biggest bulls

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The GOAT is a 188cm tall man though

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Povertyball, soccer is for poor people and most people on the planet is poor, simple as

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    n-words are only good to run in a straight line

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Then why you don't excel in the jogo bonito, DeQuandicious?

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >socc-
    Opinion discarded

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Soccer is the most popular sport in the world only because it's the only sport where 5'5 brown manlets can actually compete in
    then why is USA so shit at it?

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They are also some of the worst players. Guys that size are becoming less and less frequent

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it was because continental europe didn't have nay sporting culture until 1900 and they naturally picked the simplest anglo sport with the lowest barrier to entry, then Latin America followed

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