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that you need 7000+ employees... for this!?
Yeah even after meta did some cuts it still needs a lot of people to facilitate it.
Meta is a profitable conglomerate. Twitter was losing $100 million per year
>Meta is a profitable conglomerate
money isnt real, but influence is.
Zuck just sank whatever billion in his stupid metaverse
Holy shit. Tech is a fucking bubble. It won't survive the recession.
Tech will survive. Bay area won't.
hello zoom-zoom. 95% of the entire economy of the world is a "bubble". Useless anthropocentric money generation going in circles
>FAGMAN shit is all there is to technology
lol
Without FAGMAN the USA and Europe are nothing. All their innovation comes from there and the amount of money that moves around tech education and startups is astounding.
If FAGMAN collapses it will ripple throughout the entire economy.
give the worthless homosexuals in tech basic income and they will cost society less than when they are employed and waste the resources of actually productive people
the majority of jobs in the developed world are bullshit jobs
>"I have no clue about what any of that means"
>Tech is a fucking bubble guise!!
Speak for yourself retard. It's literally what everyone on LULZ was saying it was-- a web app with a GraphQL timeline mixing service. The only someone interesting part is the prediction service, which is probably ML based, seeing as how it both consumes and outputs scores.
>which is probably ML based, seeing as how it both consumes and outputs scores.
of which Elon will probably deprecate in lieu of using Dojo
>of which Elon will probably deprecate in lieu of using Dojo
For what reason? They've already built out the algorithm I'm sure. Maybe they might need to retrain it, but seems like not a great idea to move to a proprietary service you don't control when you have something already built out.
>For what reason?
Elon being a retard lmfao, is it really that hard to understand?
Oh I see, you're a predditor. Got it.
reduce Opex in twitter's cloud spend and increase ROCE for Dojo
dojo is a computer owned by tesla....
I'm imaginining the horrors of a twitter written with the (old) dojo javascript framework
Theres more to life than social networks
aren’t you in high school
Once tech companies got to a certain size, employee quality became less critical, so criteria for hiring programmers shifted from skill to culture fit. Tech companies grew regardless of the useless people being hired. This created a feedback loop where HR think they're hiring quality people so they kept on using the same criteria. With no more easy VC money and cheap loans and an ongoing recession happening, growth became slower or stopped and revenue of these companies dropped, so companies have no choice but to downsize.
The more employees you have, the less efficient an individual employee is.
This problem has plagued large institutions for pretty much ever.
Kinda jelly of that premium whiteboard.
Not gonna lie.
It's just a glass pane on a white wallpaper
This kek it looks worse than a real whiteboard
Much nicer to write on and easier to keep clean.
That's less than 100$ worth of hardened glass.
i have a better one and it was free
most of them are managers, marketing and tech support
They were always green card scams
You don't, that's why Twitter is still running even after he fired everyone.
Wechat needs 2000 and it's the most efficient company in the world
wechat has around 2-3x as many daily active users as Twitter and 10x as many features
Sure, but elon wants to make wechat
And he's never going to be able to do that with the same group of people that needed 7000 to maintain Twitter, an app that has hardly added any new features in years.
Cope and seethe shill. He can do anything he wants, he has the skills, the money, the influence. People love him.
but changs work 996
Why is the TLS-API marked as being deprecated? What will it be replaced with?
Plain HTTP my friend
Certificate is for nerds, plain text is the real shit
This. Nothing work protecting is sent via http. If you need protection use ssh.
Hmmm
direct routing to the NSA
Their certificate expires on the 15th of December and they've probably lost the post-it note reminding someone to renew it.
ssl retard
knock it off, asshole
that's TL API
Timeline....completely useless "feature" designed to serve leftist propaganda
unifying both the iPhone and Android against graphQL is probably a wise plan but there's no graphql client libraries for android that are performant enough according to the people at Twitter
obligatory
>that you need 7000+ employees... for this!?
i'm pretty sure 6500 of those employees were just fucking with the timelines & suggested content to inject political/globohomo topics in every available language
Probably these are 80% of the devs needed to build twitter
>The V sign, when the palm is facing toward the person giving the sign, has long been an insulting gesture in the United Kingdom, and later in Ireland, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.[2] It is frequently used to signify defiance (especially to authority), contempt, or derision.
Good that is not the UK then
elon musk is from south africa, either that dude doesnt know how to make a peace sign or he's having himself a giggle
or all the snowflakes are already fired and nobody left at twitter cares about crap like that
anon its okay that you dont know how to make a peace sign yourself
yeah he is African American
holy shit how deep in the rabbit hole are you, it's just some generic fucking finger pose for a photo
>meatboy on bottom right has Woke AF shirt
that picture right there documents the exact moment Elon decided to sack half the twitter
I think that tshirt says "WOKE MARS"
'nuke mars', you can buy it
You mean these are the devs with sponsored visas and cannot quit, because they will be deported.
>not a single black person in the entire office
This is a problem!
>Not a single white woman
>Minority are white
>African American runs the company
This is a problem indeed.
>Bunch of chinks and pajeets
Twitter is only operated by the best
So the "based" man and all his redpilled worshiper couldn't survive without immigrant, the same people they attack in a daily basis.
Now, this is the place where the real work gets done, and not those guys posting TikToks about how they relax on the terrace while checking their laptop
>asian and whites males
>almost no women
Based twitter
This is every engineering department that does anything.
There is a direct inverse correlation between chai lattes and yoga mats to engineering work.
It's not FAGMAN.
It's just MAGA.
(MSFT , AAPL, GOOGL, AMZN)
Netflix and Facebook are irrelevant. It's not 2012 anymore.
MAGA companies will be around even 100 years from now.
>Netflix and Facebook are irrelevant
cringy ass retard shut the fuck up
They are already dead. Netflix more than Meta. Microsoft Apple and Google will pull off the metaverse shit way better than Zucker could ever hope his company to do.
And Netflix can't compete against something like Disney or Amazon.
MAGA companies will make America great again.
Seethe and cope.
>Netflix can't compete against something like Disney or Amazon
>Disney's direct-to-consumer division, which also includes Hulu and ESPN+, on Tuesday reported an operating loss of nearly $1.5 billion, more than doubling its loss of $630 million during the same quarter a year earlier.
>lost $1.5B in one quarter
>Netflix earned $1.4B last quarter
You're kinda tardo there fren
We have like 100 developers on our project and we do a LOT more shit than twatter. They realistically only need less than 50
whats your project about? Ruby web app to schedule farts?
Actually its coordinating dilation stations at events like GDQ
Nice. What's the load like?
Very salty
>Too poor to buy a whiteboard
>Have to use a glass table top instead
absolute state
>you sad pathetic little product manager
I lost it there
No job? Learn to cod-ACK!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yz8zas/elons_10_pm_whiteboard_twitter_for_dummies/
So will everyone keep moving goalposts if it doesn't shut down in a month?
yes
reddit was convinced that google+ was going to replace facebook, bernie sanders would be the president, gamestop would make them all billionaires and windows would never go up to 11.
reddit is ALWAYS wrong. if you ever want a safe bet that something wont happen, look for a consensus on reddit that it definitely will happen.
>So will everyone keep moving goalposts if it doesn't shut down in a month?
I don't expect it to shut down. Hell, even LiveJournal and MySpace still technically "exist."
But it will never be relevant again. It will be just another echo chamber, one among many.
>It will be just another echo chamber, one among many
You mean exactly what it was before Elon took over?
Twitter will stay relevant so long as it's the default social messaging platform for big media. That's a middle tier between "there, but irrelevant" and a hip new thing that everyone's talking about.
What?
>I am so important in the company I am the only one responsible for showing the code at code review
>everyone was discussing my and only my stunt for 8 hours
>source: the tip of my asshole
cope of Musk haters is so funny it's unreal
and then everyone clapped
>twitter humor
No, you need people to manage the people making that.
You need accountants
You need lawyers
You need moderators
You need security
You need investors
You need board members
You need Jesus.
Investors aren't counted as employees.
Accountants and lawyers usually scale better even than engineers and are typically a tiny fraction of total. Twitter mods suck.
No but empoyees are the ones who invest the most. You give them shares and a discount on them and they buy more shares.
The argument wasn't if they're good at their job, the argument was about what you need to run that infrastructure.
OP forgot people need to be managed and someone needs go market the company or do shit to keep the money flowing so devs can do their work.
Which is why HR is important too. That Workday self HR shit doesn't work. Who the fuck does my references when I need to do some career development or volunteering at the local school? Not fucking workday.
Yeah my point was that twitter mods all needed to be fired so better ones could be hired.
OP didn't do a rigorous calculation but basically you have development, creative, sales, and operations. Admin should be a tiny fraction (HR, finance, legal, exec). HR is the biggest of those and even then you shouldn't need more than 1 HR for every 50-100 employees. Twitter doesn't need 1k+ creatives, the bulk should be sales/marketing and operations.
>You need Jesus.
We have a robot lawnmower for that now.
>fired employee says mean things about ex-employer
Yeah im going to believe them for sure, lmao. Libshit twatter employees are on suicide watch that they lost their democrat stronghold
With the exception of the right most layer, which seems to be the machine learning layer (prediction service, score, etc), everything is a bog standard web app you'd see at any enterprise outfit. What the fuck were the people at twitter actually DOING?
incredible. elon really has a way of reducing things effectively. how long until we have to add T to FAGMAN?
that's insane.....probably 1000 engineers TOPS, worldwide
elon still has some cutting to do I think
Fact: Twitter is a vastly inferior version of a traditional RSS Feed. RSS Feeds are actually usable
So you're telling me... that you need a 1am emergency meeting with all the H1B devs... for this!?
We're going to know for sure soon enough Elon.
Microservices were supposed to be dispatched using a factory like in design pattern for the scalability, but this is chaos.
>musk uses lines of code excuse so no one can claim sexism when he fires all the women
I'm surprised people aren't calling Musk LITERALLY HITLER for the thottocaust at twitter
I've seen people call him Trump which to them not that far off.
I know this is LULZ but surely even you guys can figure out that large companies need to do things other than literally just code new features to stay solvent.
>that you need 7000+ employees... for this!?
the people that built LULZ did a better job
do you know how LULZ was built?
Noone know what any of those things are except for the guy that wrote that, the graph you would have to know what the graph was about..you'd need to know what ads your talking about and home mixer noone knows what your talking about.
>that you need 7000+ employees... for this!?
No. One moron will do.