so was Hammond’s plan for Jurassic Park to have the guests, possibly several thousand of them, all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little automated jeeps on a fucking track, so they can stare out the windows across 30-50 feet of distance into a pen that may or may not have a dinosaur by the fence (probably not since by then they would all avoid the electric fence) and if their isn’t one, tough shit, the van just moves on? what kind of shitty fucking park is this?
>little automated jeeps
That's Ford, not Jeep. And in the novel they used Toyota.
well in my version of the story they used your moma
Spielberg used your momma farting that shook the water on set
>le classic stomping
>Roar.mp4
>Commence Jurassic Earrape
>"Come see Dominion in theaters" *cue smol dinorino running across screen*
Why did they make every ad like this?
There wasn't a single person involved in Dominion who was passionate about making the film.
I liked it though the director sounds like an autist in interviews. He obsesses over how they NEED younger writers for future movies. He said some shit about a kid in the sandbox too. It wasn't even just kind hopium for some kid who likes the movies or anything, he sounded like (at least in the transcripts) like he was passing on his child. He was the fucker who decided this needed to be a trilogy with an "end" too so it is all very contrived.
They had 24 of these vehicles in the novel I think, assuming an 1 hour ride length that means in an 8 hour day you could get 960 people a day through the tour. Not a whole lot but there were going to be other attractions as well, the park was just opening with the tour. The whole complex seen in the movie was pretty small so they were probably counting on high tickets prices initially, rather than volume. It would probably be like $10k a person at least.
If they were going to actually charge $10k per ticket there’s no way they’d ever come close to capacity. They might for the first week or so but you’re going to burn through bored millionaires pretty quick.
They could probably rely on this audience for a few years as they expanded, would eventually become the Disneyified Jurassic World type shit we saw in the shitty new movies. Only decent thing about the new movies was the world building + Bryce Dallas Howard being mommy
I heard someone suggest she direct future movies once. I wonder what that'd be like?
>I wonder what that'd be like?
Absolute shit. She directed the worst episodes of the first season of the Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett. She's a boring director who only gets hired because her daddy is Ron Howard.
If they have Maisie in it, I'll watch it no matter how shit.
I hope they make a movie where she is absolutely shredded just to see how you people react.
She's so ugly and stupid and lame. American bitch woman personality and stupid face. Fuck you and her
>Tell me you are Chinese, without telling me you are Chinese
I want to see how China is doing in this new Jurassic Era. The Chinese government hates anything that could be viewed as higher than them (which is why they ban stuff like religion) so I could imagine them arrogantly running up to dinosaurs only to get eaten. I could also imagine crowds of people walking through dirty streets as dinosaurs literally snack away at people right next to them.
Whoa fuck you buddy. What is your deal
Gives similar vibes to how someone acts whenever there is a younger child actor in a movie that they find "annoying".
stinky chinky
She should have been flattened by an panicking stegosaurus already. Audiences are too panty-waisted now for actual monster movies.
At this rate
They'll eventually write her death scene in a movie. It'll be of old age. I do wonder how dominion would've been different if she had died from a triceratops at the beginning though.
IT'S GONNA COME THROUGH THE GLASS
>Big laugh
SNIIIIIFFFF
me on the right
I do like that they also had dinosaurs viewable via exhibits through galleries, & not just the tour. Also, the Sea World thing going on with the Mosasaur.
Honestly, I would have built a secondary Jurassic Park in north Texas that only housed marine reptiles like Mosasaurus, Plesiosaurus, etc. How could they escape?
Poor and middle class people go to Disneyland/Disneyworld that spend thousands in a single day
Disneyland doesn't cost $10k per ticket
They do cost around that price if you do full packages with room, board etc.
Thats how Jurrasic Park would operate since its an island and would essentially have the stay built into the cost.
$10k is a lot, yeah... but to see a FUCKING DINOSAUR? People would do it. Lots of people would do it, and lots of people would make an annual pilgrimage, like Disneyland. Honestly the whole plot point about corporate espionage makes a ton of sense. Hammond's betting on being the *only* person in the world to deliver dinosaur clones. The second you can see the McDinos in Florida, he's fucked. But there's far more to the park than just the tickets and the tour. He could easily sell the whole "Jurassic Park" Experience. People would wear t-shirts of the park logo who had never been there. A decade later, videos of park employees hand rearing baby Raptors would get a million views on youtube. Anyway, it is actually kind of the point of the novel that the park itself is a horrible, dangerous idea that has more to do with an aging conman's greed than it does scientific advancement and inquiry.
Disney is charging half that for a weekend in a half built bunker with some Star Wars decorations. A park with real life dinosaurs would be sold out for years at the low low price of 10k per ticket. Nasa is estimating 35,000/seat for a few hours to go to space and private companies are already pricing out a quarter million. People will be paying that much to sit on a cramped glorified bus and float around for an hour or two. An actual high class theme park with animals you can't see anywhere else on earth with a massive appeal to children would be a money printing machine. Hell after the dinosaur craze wore off hammond could pivot into having rides and basically make that place a Caribbean Disneyland.
You'd be surprised how many lower middle class families spend thousands on disney vacations every year
Do you realize how much people pay for regular safari?
$10k isn't much of a push to see dinosaurs
Hell normies pay $6k to get shouted at for 48 hours in Disney's star wars hotel
Safari experience annon, you don't drive in Africa so why would you in Dinoland. Hammond cut out the labor costs (he was a notoriously cheap boomer cutting corners and not paying his IT staff).
You can see the boomer mentality of just buying off the shelf fords and converting them rather than getting those pesky rail unions involved.
This, hammond was a out of touch boomer who wanted to copy/paste the African experience and got upset them modern audiences didn't appreciate it
>Hell normies pay $6k to get shouted at for 48 hours in Disney's star wars hotel
I was under the impression that they didn't, which was the crux of that issue
Do you know how much it would cost just to fly or take a boat to get to the Island?
Plus Hammond was going to garden gnome up the prices once he realized how popular it would be. Probably cost thousands of dollars just to spend the day there.
You think a company like ingen only gets funding from ticket sales? Not the biomedical research they're doing? The cloning technology?
Why did they have such a problem with the cloning though?
It was extremely new technology. The World movies aren't very good but they kind of do the logical next step for ingen where they more or less have the basics perfected and can just make weird dinosaurs for fun. The sci-fi side explored more in the book which is pretty different from the movie but really great and fun too.
Going on the safari or whatever is ok but reading all of the interesting scientific explanations and observations of behaviour of once extinct animals in the visitor centre would be fantastic.
There would be other attractions, as well, such as a jungle river cruise where you would see the dinos on the river bank, as well as an aviary with a barricaded lodge in it.
Have systems in place to ensure that the guests would be able to actually see the dinosaurs. Also, have the T Rex be at the END of the safari, as the grand finale, don't make it the SECOND dinosaur you see. Have a sense of theatre.
Have a super deluxe tour where you can pay a big sum of money to have a private helicopter tour of Isla Nublar.
Spared no expense
it was a different time
No!!!!
Fat kid wants the park he imagines!
NOW!!!
FAT KID WANTS IT NOW!!!
FAT KID WANTS A FULLY DEVELOPED THEME PARK NOW!
It's less disneyland and more billionaire's resort. And yeah they'd have some kind of programming (via feeding times) so that they'd get the dino to show up.
Can somebody give me an expebse status?
None spared
Jeff Goldblum typed this post.
they were still in the testing phase. if all went well they could easily scale it up with bigger vehicles on the same track
>tfw will never go on a safari tour in a T-Rex enclosure like cage divers with Great Whites
>Elon Musk secretly develops technology, year is 2044
>World captivated by Jurassic Era: The one where Chris Pratt dies
>Musk surprises them by opening the park for real
>Musk gets greedy and cute corners
>Security poor and abused dinos are ready to maul
>Giving some arrogant speech in front of crowd
>Park begins to collapse and dinos escape
>Dinosaur runs up and shreds Musk in front of group of many people
>News stations everywhere end up broadcasting this
>New kino abandoned park to explore
Someone clearly hasn't played operation genesis
based game
spent countless hours as a kid playing it
>*sets your trexs loose in your path*
Never been to a zoo? Half the time the animal is asleep or out of view in some back area of the enclosure
> Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
It was strongly implied that the original design of the park was boring as hell and characters outright say this. I thought it was obvious. The narrative reason is that it keeps the Dinos away from the screen until the action is meant to really start up.
This. They say that this is the basic tour and when everything is up and running they'll start adding in more theme park stuff and more interactive whatevers
Yeah, and it's a movie insertion, which makes sense. In the book they have methods to get the dinosaurs to show themselves, fake calls etc.
Hammond became a billionaire by being an entertainer originally, and then founding ingen after he was rich.
He obviously knew what he was doing in the ‘theme park’ part of jurassic park. You just don’t get into the details of that side in the movie. Regardless, how would you do it? Its not a zoo, you can’t just walk it.
>Its not a zoo, you can’t just walk it.
Why not walk it?
All the dinosaurs were inside cages or behind electric fences.
Disneyland is just normal stuff, and burgers get themselves killed every year, by jumping fences and not reading the signs (presumably because they can’t read, of course)
In Jurassic park they’ll Frank Grimes themselves every single day
i like to think ingen was somebody else's baby initially; hammond bought in and immediately thought "theme park", and hasn't really grasped the bigger value to be gained from genetic engineering, which is livestock
Ingen started when an associate of Hammond managed to clone an Elephant, that associate was the predecessor to Doctor Wu. Said Elephant suffered a severe form of Dwarfism and was about the size of a small dog, which is when Hammond stepped in and started marketing it. His pitch was designer pets, which is how he initially got the funding for Ingen.
The Dwarfism of the Elephant was in reality a complete accident, and one that couldn't be reproduced, and also it was a mean little bastard. The doctor who came up with the process died before Jurassic Park happens.
So you're actually pretty close to how it was written there. Ingen as a corporate entity was all Hammond, but the actual science behind it was entirely someone else, which Hammond co-opted into a convoluted scheme to make lots and lots of money.
The park was a ruse to investors. A flea circus. What they were really going to sell was gene editing tech to the highest paying bidder (the government).
In a movie back then, they'd sell it to the government and then we might see some of its consequences with dinosaurs breaking out and the government trying to control people.
With their newer movie style, they'd go break into a government building and then fight some high government guy and there would also be dinosaurs too.
How would you fix it, anons?
By swapping a god damn ford explorer into literally any other suv
Bronco axles
All you would need is a few tall observation towers scattered around. Then people just gather in those between car rides and you can sell them soft drinks for 6 dollars
That's literally what you can do in Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
What about
S p h e r e s
yes, we totally need something with zero traction or rough, multi-level terrain ability, genius
I watched the movie a while ago so I forget but didn't they let people drive them around the dinosaurs? Who's fucking bright idea was that? It is like throwing a hamster in a ball into a room full of hungry dogs, they also could easily harm some dinosaurs with these too. Maybe the dinosaurs wouldn't be so aggressive if they weren't abused most of the movies.
Man, two people being fit into a ball is so stupid. And its right after the whole "parents are getting divorced" part. The pods were a stupid way to insulate the brothers so they could get to the next set piece while Chris pratt finds the ball broken and destroy any doubt that they're dead. If it fit 12 people or whatever and had a scene where the bodies/parts were all strewn across the area that would've added more stake or weight.
What's the point of using SUVs but putting them on a track? So you can still pay for gas and have to fill up tires for no reason?
Switch them to just trains or something. Maybe you have an automated tour and then they have more expensive jeep tours with an experienced driver, well, driving, and then a park navigator or just another park person sitting shotgun (and probably with access to weapons). The back of the jeeps could be extended to fit 4-6 people and they'd ride on trails within the park.
didn't the ford run on electricity though?
damn I forgot, super gay and soulless then. and they may as well be trains still. They already installed a rail anyway. If the path gets washed out the car will just site there spinning in the mud, at least a powered rail car is attached to the rails and could function in poor weather
maybe some sort of monorail thing where it's actually gripping the rail instead of just riding on top, that way if something goes wrong it can't just be knocked over and fall off the track
That rex would have just eaten that train then.
Rexfags vs Train autists...
>mfw I'd build my Thomas the train toy tracks as a kid like a Jurassic park ride with toy dinos in the middle that would destroy the trains
if they use a powered rail then the train wouldn't have had to move on its own power and thus it could be made a lot heavier instead of a sheetmetal car
not like serious locomotive size but still more robust than an SUV
also a fully grown locomotive would wreck a dinosaur any day
>also a fully grown locomotive would wreck a dinosaur any day
Oh God, it is like when the kids would battle over if superman or batman would win in a fight during cafeteria time.
I punched a kid for shitting on trains yesterday at school so I hope youre not mouthing off too. his lip was bleeding and I told him he was lucky it was just my fist and not a western union rail car or he'd be dead
>fully grown locomotive
If you ever saw a locomotive giving birth you would vomit. It's even more disgusting than seeing two locomotives have sex. At least the latter is steamy.
>locomotives
>steamy sex
Carlos.
yeah, that's why they shut down when the park loses power
it would've made more sense for sure to use a monorail. Maybe the Hammond thought glass roof SUVs would feel like a more authentic, "safari-like" experience
Take away the fences
Raised walking paths around enclosures so people can actually stop and stare at the animals instead of having to look at them through a tiny glass window through a fence at ground level. You know, how real zoos are set up?
let the visitors have sex with the dinosaurs
shock towers spaced out through paddocks so you can effectively heard dinos to where you need with electroshock
No i do not care for the animals. they are there strictly to make money.
t. InGen
Your problem is with the cars, not the fact that they'd have to chopper in every single guest?
New movie idea:
Mexican drug cartel discovers one of the ruined islands and uses it as a base. Possibly could follow a government organized police assault on the island. Could possibly take place before le button press so there could be a sense of awe with them not expecting dinosaurs.
The chopper was for VIPs. The majority of the guests would come in via ferry from Costa Rica.
Hammond was simply a front-man for Ingen; and that corporation was in the pocket of the Costa Rican government, who was in bed with... You guessed it! The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby. Bring all these wealthy people to see the dinos, and sell them Sea bass! Everybody makes millions!
>The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby
Which was in turn fully owned by Sneed Senior
It's a pretty deep conspiracy.
>You guessed it! The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby.
In fact I didn't. It's a hard to swallow red pill.
>Sniiiiiiiiifff
Just to enlighten you, at Animal Kingdom there's a safari ride where you ride through a couple of acres of open woods where they let rhinos and elephants and shit roam free. There's probably like 5 tour vehicles total (the wait in line is like 2 hours).
I assume when the Jurassic Park was open there'd just be a huge line of fords, like 30 of them.
>all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little automated jeeps
You deserve to die for your flagrant disrespect of the first gen ford explorer.
That'll be $8000 plus tip.
I think the track gave the trucks internet cause they didn't have Bluetooth yet.
>trucks
They were SUVs.
>internet
You mean the tour guide program? Yeah, that was a CD with a video player.
Yup, Hammond's park was shitty and wasn't going to work.
Congratulations, you just figured out one of the major plot points.
He is just fat Colonel Sanders, he wanted to sell dino meat.
Look at how much people spend on a safari when you can go to a local zoo and see the same animals. Also it was a different time before the internet people used to get excited for smaller level stuff.
That reminds me
With all of the posters and shit on her walls. Did they allow Maisie to access the internet in Dominion? How did she become a big enough fan of bands to put them on her walls? Wouldn't it be dangerous to allow a highly hunted person online?
Could Alejandro have prepared enough chilli and sea bass for thousands of guests every day?
No, because the filming of Jurassic park almost extincted the real life sea bass.
reddit fact. you need to go back. I can't stand you parroting useless information that's already part of the cultural consciousness as if it's interesting.
Hey
I didn't know that before anon posted it
fuck you
eat lead you fucking troon holy shit
chilean sea bass
The park in the novel made more sense. It was expensive, and it would be like some kind of cheap "Africa safari" with dinosaurs.
MAISIE dicky!
YES
SHE IS ESENTIAL FOR EVERY MOVIE GOING FORWARD
Yes. That was John Hammonds plan, and yes, it was dumb. They sort of have a few lines about how shitty the tour is in the movie.
>and if their isn’t one, tough shit, the van just moves on?
No. They sacrifice a goat and children watch it get ripped to shreds & eaten alive being fucking giant monsters. A wholesome family vacation
Based
I like child corruption
I almost came at the scene when Maisie held up the middle finger in dominion. it was also implied she said profane words off camera, hot.
There were toilets along the way implying that the car stops and guests can walk around as well.
>Getting raped in the Jurassic Park bathroom
a man can dream...
drive through zoos are a thing irl
admittedly it's a bit shittier when you can't allow the animals near the car, but I guess the fact that the animals are giant fucking dinosaurs makes up for that
Do you think they'll inevitably fund this irl if we achieve the technology?
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Not all of them are tidy fenced in ones
Did they die?
idk probably
Jurassic Park, but real
just google "rhino attacks car in germany"
it was a zookeeper and no one was hurt
Kek. Based rhino
wish this had sound and heard the screams
Wouldn't hummers be safer than a fucking 2 door Jap toy car?
lol how would that help do you think they're made out of solid steel or something
I'll take my chances in a hummer than that stupid zebra car
lol
look he didn't spare any expenses okay, he had lunch boxes and everything
>Stop noticing goyim
could've made more money by cloning extinct herbivores for big game hunting
I want to have a vehicle like that in my house with the TV where the windshield would be. I can find a junked Ford Explorer or Jeep Wrangler for under $1000. How hard would it be to get it disassembled enough to get in the house and then put it back together? I wouldn't need the whole front end
>i-its an SUV not a t-truck!
god what a pathetic retard
that's kinda the whole point of jurassic park
it's a shitty park
that's the whole thing
Attenborough was the absolute heart of this movie. Everything without him was just utter shit.
Hammond did NOT spare no expense nor divulge any information to his understaffed over worked skeleton crew about the BONUS SITUATION which probably could've saved countless lives.