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so was Hammond’s plan for Jurassic Park to have the guests, possibly several thousand of them, all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little autom...

so was Hammond’s plan for Jurassic Park to have the guests, possibly several thousand of them, all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little automated jeeps on a fucking track, so they can stare out the windows across 30-50 feet of distance into a pen that may or may not have a dinosaur by the fence (probably not since by then they would all avoid the electric fence) and if their isn’t one, tough shit, the van just moves on? what kind of shitty fucking park is this?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >little automated jeeps
    That's Ford, not Jeep. And in the novel they used Toyota.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well in my version of the story they used your moma

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg used your momma farting that shook the water on set

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >le classic stomping
          >Roar.mp4
          >Commence Jurassic Earrape
          >"Come see Dominion in theaters" *cue smol dinorino running across screen*
          Why did they make every ad like this?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There wasn't a single person involved in Dominion who was passionate about making the film.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I liked it though the director sounds like an autist in interviews. He obsesses over how they NEED younger writers for future movies. He said some shit about a kid in the sandbox too. It wasn't even just kind hopium for some kid who likes the movies or anything, he sounded like (at least in the transcripts) like he was passing on his child. He was the fucker who decided this needed to be a trilogy with an "end" too so it is all very contrived.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They had 24 of these vehicles in the novel I think, assuming an 1 hour ride length that means in an 8 hour day you could get 960 people a day through the tour. Not a whole lot but there were going to be other attractions as well, the park was just opening with the tour. The whole complex seen in the movie was pretty small so they were probably counting on high tickets prices initially, rather than volume. It would probably be like $10k a person at least.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If they were going to actually charge $10k per ticket there’s no way they’d ever come close to capacity. They might for the first week or so but you’re going to burn through bored millionaires pretty quick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They could probably rely on this audience for a few years as they expanded, would eventually become the Disneyified Jurassic World type shit we saw in the shitty new movies. Only decent thing about the new movies was the world building + Bryce Dallas Howard being mommy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I heard someone suggest she direct future movies once. I wonder what that'd be like?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I wonder what that'd be like?
            Absolute shit. She directed the worst episodes of the first season of the Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett. She's a boring director who only gets hired because her daddy is Ron Howard.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If they have Maisie in it, I'll watch it no matter how shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I hope they make a movie where she is absolutely shredded just to see how you people react.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She's so ugly and stupid and lame. American bitch woman personality and stupid face. Fuck you and her

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Tell me you are Chinese, without telling me you are Chinese

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I want to see how China is doing in this new Jurassic Era. The Chinese government hates anything that could be viewed as higher than them (which is why they ban stuff like religion) so I could imagine them arrogantly running up to dinosaurs only to get eaten. I could also imagine crowds of people walking through dirty streets as dinosaurs literally snack away at people right next to them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa fuck you buddy. What is your deal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gives similar vibes to how someone acts whenever there is a younger child actor in a movie that they find "annoying".

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stinky chinky

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She should have been flattened by an panicking stegosaurus already. Audiences are too panty-waisted now for actual monster movies.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                At this rate
                They'll eventually write her death scene in a movie. It'll be of old age. I do wonder how dominion would've been different if she had died from a triceratops at the beginning though.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S GONNA COME THROUGH THE GLASS

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Big laugh

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            SNIIIIIFFFF

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            me on the right

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I do like that they also had dinosaurs viewable via exhibits through galleries, & not just the tour. Also, the Sea World thing going on with the Mosasaur.

          Honestly, I would have built a secondary Jurassic Park in north Texas that only housed marine reptiles like Mosasaurus, Plesiosaurus, etc. How could they escape?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Poor and middle class people go to Disneyland/Disneyworld that spend thousands in a single day

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Disneyland doesn't cost $10k per ticket

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They do cost around that price if you do full packages with room, board etc.
            Thats how Jurrasic Park would operate since its an island and would essentially have the stay built into the cost.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        $10k is a lot, yeah... but to see a FUCKING DINOSAUR? People would do it. Lots of people would do it, and lots of people would make an annual pilgrimage, like Disneyland. Honestly the whole plot point about corporate espionage makes a ton of sense. Hammond's betting on being the *only* person in the world to deliver dinosaur clones. The second you can see the McDinos in Florida, he's fucked. But there's far more to the park than just the tickets and the tour. He could easily sell the whole "Jurassic Park" Experience. People would wear t-shirts of the park logo who had never been there. A decade later, videos of park employees hand rearing baby Raptors would get a million views on youtube. Anyway, it is actually kind of the point of the novel that the park itself is a horrible, dangerous idea that has more to do with an aging conman's greed than it does scientific advancement and inquiry.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is charging half that for a weekend in a half built bunker with some Star Wars decorations. A park with real life dinosaurs would be sold out for years at the low low price of 10k per ticket. Nasa is estimating 35,000/seat for a few hours to go to space and private companies are already pricing out a quarter million. People will be paying that much to sit on a cramped glorified bus and float around for an hour or two. An actual high class theme park with animals you can't see anywhere else on earth with a massive appeal to children would be a money printing machine. Hell after the dinosaur craze wore off hammond could pivot into having rides and basically make that place a Caribbean Disneyland.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be surprised how many lower middle class families spend thousands on disney vacations every year

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do you realize how much people pay for regular safari?
        $10k isn't much of a push to see dinosaurs

        Hell normies pay $6k to get shouted at for 48 hours in Disney's star wars hotel

        What's the point of using SUVs but putting them on a track? So you can still pay for gas and have to fill up tires for no reason?

        Switch them to just trains or something. Maybe you have an automated tour and then they have more expensive jeep tours with an experienced driver, well, driving, and then a park navigator or just another park person sitting shotgun (and probably with access to weapons). The back of the jeeps could be extended to fit 4-6 people and they'd ride on trails within the park.

        Safari experience annon, you don't drive in Africa so why would you in Dinoland. Hammond cut out the labor costs (he was a notoriously cheap boomer cutting corners and not paying his IT staff).
        You can see the boomer mentality of just buying off the shelf fords and converting them rather than getting those pesky rail unions involved.

        Yes. That was John Hammonds plan, and yes, it was dumb. They sort of have a few lines about how shitty the tour is in the movie.

        This, hammond was a out of touch boomer who wanted to copy/paste the African experience and got upset them modern audiences didn't appreciate it

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Hell normies pay $6k to get shouted at for 48 hours in Disney's star wars hotel
          I was under the impression that they didn't, which was the crux of that issue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how much it would cost just to fly or take a boat to get to the Island?

      Plus Hammond was going to garden gnome up the prices once he realized how popular it would be. Probably cost thousands of dollars just to spend the day there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think a company like ingen only gets funding from ticket sales? Not the biomedical research they're doing? The cloning technology?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they have such a problem with the cloning though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was extremely new technology. The World movies aren't very good but they kind of do the logical next step for ingen where they more or less have the basics perfected and can just make weird dinosaurs for fun. The sci-fi side explored more in the book which is pretty different from the movie but really great and fun too.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Going on the safari or whatever is ok but reading all of the interesting scientific explanations and observations of behaviour of once extinct animals in the visitor centre would be fantastic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There would be other attractions, as well, such as a jungle river cruise where you would see the dinos on the river bank, as well as an aviary with a barricaded lodge in it.

      How would you fix it, anons?

      Have systems in place to ensure that the guests would be able to actually see the dinosaurs. Also, have the T Rex be at the END of the safari, as the grand finale, don't make it the SECOND dinosaur you see. Have a sense of theatre.

      Have a super deluxe tour where you can pay a big sum of money to have a private helicopter tour of Isla Nublar.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Spared no expense

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was a different time

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No!!!!
    Fat kid wants the park he imagines!
    NOW!!!
    FAT KID WANTS IT NOW!!!
    FAT KID WANTS A FULLY DEVELOPED THEME PARK NOW!

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's less disneyland and more billionaire's resort. And yeah they'd have some kind of programming (via feeding times) so that they'd get the dino to show up.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody give me an expebse status?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None spared

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Goldblum typed this post.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they were still in the testing phase. if all went well they could easily scale it up with bigger vehicles on the same track

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw will never go on a safari tour in a T-Rex enclosure like cage divers with Great Whites

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Elon Musk secretly develops technology, year is 2044
        >World captivated by Jurassic Era: The one where Chris Pratt dies
        >Musk surprises them by opening the park for real
        >Musk gets greedy and cute corners
        >Security poor and abused dinos are ready to maul
        >Giving some arrogant speech in front of crowd
        >Park begins to collapse and dinos escape
        >Dinosaur runs up and shreds Musk in front of group of many people
        >News stations everywhere end up broadcasting this
        >New kino abandoned park to explore

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone clearly hasn't played operation genesis

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      based game
      spent countless hours as a kid playing it
      >*sets your trexs loose in your path*

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never been to a zoo? Half the time the animal is asleep or out of view in some back area of the enclosure

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so was Hammond’s plan for Jurassic Park to have the guests, possibly several thousand of them, all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little automated jeeps on a fucking track, so they can stare out the windows across 30-50 feet of distance into a pen that may or may not have a dinosaur by the fence (probably not since by then they would all avoid the electric fence) and if their isn’t one, tough shit, the van just moves on? what kind of shitty fucking park is this?

      It was strongly implied that the original design of the park was boring as hell and characters outright say this. I thought it was obvious. The narrative reason is that it keeps the Dinos away from the screen until the action is meant to really start up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. They say that this is the basic tour and when everything is up and running they'll start adding in more theme park stuff and more interactive whatevers

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and it's a movie insertion, which makes sense. In the book they have methods to get the dinosaurs to show themselves, fake calls etc.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hammond became a billionaire by being an entertainer originally, and then founding ingen after he was rich.
    He obviously knew what he was doing in the ‘theme park’ part of jurassic park. You just don’t get into the details of that side in the movie. Regardless, how would you do it? Its not a zoo, you can’t just walk it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not a zoo, you can’t just walk it.
      Why not walk it?
      All the dinosaurs were inside cages or behind electric fences.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Disneyland is just normal stuff, and burgers get themselves killed every year, by jumping fences and not reading the signs (presumably because they can’t read, of course)
        In Jurassic park they’ll Frank Grimes themselves every single day

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i like to think ingen was somebody else's baby initially; hammond bought in and immediately thought "theme park", and hasn't really grasped the bigger value to be gained from genetic engineering, which is livestock

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ingen started when an associate of Hammond managed to clone an Elephant, that associate was the predecessor to Doctor Wu. Said Elephant suffered a severe form of Dwarfism and was about the size of a small dog, which is when Hammond stepped in and started marketing it. His pitch was designer pets, which is how he initially got the funding for Ingen.
        The Dwarfism of the Elephant was in reality a complete accident, and one that couldn't be reproduced, and also it was a mean little bastard. The doctor who came up with the process died before Jurassic Park happens.

        So you're actually pretty close to how it was written there. Ingen as a corporate entity was all Hammond, but the actual science behind it was entirely someone else, which Hammond co-opted into a convoluted scheme to make lots and lots of money.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The park was a ruse to investors. A flea circus. What they were really going to sell was gene editing tech to the highest paying bidder (the government).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In a movie back then, they'd sell it to the government and then we might see some of its consequences with dinosaurs breaking out and the government trying to control people.

      With their newer movie style, they'd go break into a government building and then fight some high government guy and there would also be dinosaurs too.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How would you fix it, anons?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By swapping a god damn ford explorer into literally any other suv

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bronco axles

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All you would need is a few tall observation towers scattered around. Then people just gather in those between car rides and you can sell them soft drinks for 6 dollars

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally what you can do in Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What about
      S p h e r e s

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, we totally need something with zero traction or rough, multi-level terrain ability, genius

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I watched the movie a while ago so I forget but didn't they let people drive them around the dinosaurs? Who's fucking bright idea was that? It is like throwing a hamster in a ball into a room full of hungry dogs, they also could easily harm some dinosaurs with these too. Maybe the dinosaurs wouldn't be so aggressive if they weren't abused most of the movies.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Man, two people being fit into a ball is so stupid. And its right after the whole "parents are getting divorced" part. The pods were a stupid way to insulate the brothers so they could get to the next set piece while Chris pratt finds the ball broken and destroy any doubt that they're dead. If it fit 12 people or whatever and had a scene where the bodies/parts were all strewn across the area that would've added more stake or weight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of using SUVs but putting them on a track? So you can still pay for gas and have to fill up tires for no reason?

      Switch them to just trains or something. Maybe you have an automated tour and then they have more expensive jeep tours with an experienced driver, well, driving, and then a park navigator or just another park person sitting shotgun (and probably with access to weapons). The back of the jeeps could be extended to fit 4-6 people and they'd ride on trails within the park.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        didn't the ford run on electricity though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          damn I forgot, super gay and soulless then. and they may as well be trains still. They already installed a rail anyway. If the path gets washed out the car will just site there spinning in the mud, at least a powered rail car is attached to the rails and could function in poor weather

          maybe some sort of monorail thing where it's actually gripping the rail instead of just riding on top, that way if something goes wrong it can't just be knocked over and fall off the track

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That rex would have just eaten that train then.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Rexfags vs Train autists...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw I'd build my Thomas the train toy tracks as a kid like a Jurassic park ride with toy dinos in the middle that would destroy the trains

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              if they use a powered rail then the train wouldn't have had to move on its own power and thus it could be made a lot heavier instead of a sheetmetal car

              not like serious locomotive size but still more robust than an SUV

              also a fully grown locomotive would wreck a dinosaur any day

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >also a fully grown locomotive would wreck a dinosaur any day
                Oh God, it is like when the kids would battle over if superman or batman would win in a fight during cafeteria time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I punched a kid for shitting on trains yesterday at school so I hope youre not mouthing off too. his lip was bleeding and I told him he was lucky it was just my fist and not a western union rail car or he'd be dead

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fully grown locomotive

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you ever saw a locomotive giving birth you would vomit. It's even more disgusting than seeing two locomotives have sex. At least the latter is steamy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >locomotives
                >steamy sex
                Carlos.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, that's why they shut down when the park loses power

          damn I forgot, super gay and soulless then. and they may as well be trains still. They already installed a rail anyway. If the path gets washed out the car will just site there spinning in the mud, at least a powered rail car is attached to the rails and could function in poor weather

          maybe some sort of monorail thing where it's actually gripping the rail instead of just riding on top, that way if something goes wrong it can't just be knocked over and fall off the track

          it would've made more sense for sure to use a monorail. Maybe the Hammond thought glass roof SUVs would feel like a more authentic, "safari-like" experience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take away the fences

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Raised walking paths around enclosures so people can actually stop and stare at the animals instead of having to look at them through a tiny glass window through a fence at ground level. You know, how real zoos are set up?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      let the visitors have sex with the dinosaurs

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shock towers spaced out through paddocks so you can effectively heard dinos to where you need with electroshock

    No i do not care for the animals. they are there strictly to make money.

    t. InGen

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your problem is with the cars, not the fact that they'd have to chopper in every single guest?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      New movie idea:
      Mexican drug cartel discovers one of the ruined islands and uses it as a base. Possibly could follow a government organized police assault on the island. Could possibly take place before le button press so there could be a sense of awe with them not expecting dinosaurs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The chopper was for VIPs. The majority of the guests would come in via ferry from Costa Rica.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hammond was simply a front-man for Ingen; and that corporation was in the pocket of the Costa Rican government, who was in bed with... You guessed it! The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby. Bring all these wealthy people to see the dinos, and sell them Sea bass! Everybody makes millions!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby
      Which was in turn fully owned by Sneed Senior

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pretty deep conspiracy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You guessed it! The Chilean Sea Bass fishing lobby.
      In fact I didn't. It's a hard to swallow red pill.

      >Sniiiiiiiiifff

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just to enlighten you, at Animal Kingdom there's a safari ride where you ride through a couple of acres of open woods where they let rhinos and elephants and shit roam free. There's probably like 5 tour vehicles total (the wait in line is like 2 hours).
    I assume when the Jurassic Park was open there'd just be a huge line of fords, like 30 of them.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all cram 4-5 at a time into these shitty little automated jeeps
    You deserve to die for your flagrant disrespect of the first gen ford explorer.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be $8000 plus tip.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the track gave the trucks internet cause they didn't have Bluetooth yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >trucks
      They were SUVs.
      >internet
      You mean the tour guide program? Yeah, that was a CD with a video player.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, Hammond's park was shitty and wasn't going to work.
    Congratulations, you just figured out one of the major plot points.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is just fat Colonel Sanders, he wanted to sell dino meat.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how much people spend on a safari when you can go to a local zoo and see the same animals. Also it was a different time before the internet people used to get excited for smaller level stuff.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That reminds me
      With all of the posters and shit on her walls. Did they allow Maisie to access the internet in Dominion? How did she become a big enough fan of bands to put them on her walls? Wouldn't it be dangerous to allow a highly hunted person online?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Could Alejandro have prepared enough chilli and sea bass for thousands of guests every day?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, because the filming of Jurassic park almost extincted the real life sea bass.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        reddit fact. you need to go back. I can't stand you parroting useless information that's already part of the cultural consciousness as if it's interesting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey
          I didn't know that before anon posted it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            fuck you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          eat lead you fucking troon holy shit

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      chilean sea bass

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The park in the novel made more sense. It was expensive, and it would be like some kind of cheap "Africa safari" with dinosaurs.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MAISIE dicky!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      YES
      SHE IS ESENTIAL FOR EVERY MOVIE GOING FORWARD

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. That was John Hammonds plan, and yes, it was dumb. They sort of have a few lines about how shitty the tour is in the movie.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >and if their isn’t one, tough shit, the van just moves on?
    No. They sacrifice a goat and children watch it get ripped to shreds & eaten alive being fucking giant monsters. A wholesome family vacation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      I like child corruption
      I almost came at the scene when Maisie held up the middle finger in dominion. it was also implied she said profane words off camera, hot.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There were toilets along the way implying that the car stops and guests can walk around as well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting raped in the Jurassic Park bathroom

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        a man can dream...

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    drive through zoos are a thing irl
    admittedly it's a bit shittier when you can't allow the animals near the car, but I guess the fact that the animals are giant fucking dinosaurs makes up for that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think they'll inevitably fund this irl if we achieve the technology?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      Not all of them are tidy fenced in ones

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did they die?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          idk probably

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Jurassic Park, but real

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          idk probably

          just google "rhino attacks car in germany"
          it was a zookeeper and no one was hurt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. Based rhino

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wish this had sound and heard the screams

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't hummers be safer than a fucking 2 door Jap toy car?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol how would that help do you think they're made out of solid steel or something

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take my chances in a hummer than that stupid zebra car

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              lol

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    look he didn't spare any expenses okay, he had lunch boxes and everything

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop noticing goyim

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    could've made more money by cloning extinct herbivores for big game hunting

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have a vehicle like that in my house with the TV where the windshield would be. I can find a junked Ford Explorer or Jeep Wrangler for under $1000. How hard would it be to get it disassembled enough to get in the house and then put it back together? I wouldn't need the whole front end

  37. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >i-its an SUV not a t-truck!
    god what a pathetic retard

  38. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    that's kinda the whole point of jurassic park
    it's a shitty park
    that's the whole thing

  39. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Attenborough was the absolute heart of this movie. Everything without him was just utter shit.

  40. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hammond did NOT spare no expense nor divulge any information to his understaffed over worked skeleton crew about the BONUS SITUATION which probably could've saved countless lives.

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