So my uncle has always been a black sheep. He was like one of those DND and computer nerds in the 80s. He is a whiz at retro DOS PCs and the like. But he’s a bit of a hoarder. I swear every piece of tech he’s ever owned is piled in his house in the heaps with no rhyme or reason. Not just computers, DND manuals, magazines, VHS tapes, laser discs, vinyls. Tons of shit.
He has also always been into folklore and cryptids and aliens and shit. I’m pretty sure he mainlined coast to coast straight through the nineties.
Anyway, I love my uncle, I care about him more than anyone in my family, so I visit him weekly to hang out. He owns a small house on the outskirts of a small town and has a garden and shit. He lives on the edge of a pretty large tract of woods too.
So I went to house as usual on Monday and he was missing. He is always there when I pay him a call. I searched around his house looking for a note or some shit to let me know where he went. In his basement I found a CRT set up with a VHS player hooked up. On the screen was pic related, this was the best picture I could get. The VHS appears home made and is labeled “evidence #00136”.
I can’t find my fucking uncle, no body, no nothing. The police say we have to wait a bit longer to file a missing persons report, but also do t seem to take this seriously. What am I supposed to do? I need advice /x/.
stupid gay story
We’re there other “evidence” VHS tapes?
fake and gay
I’ve seen hulk hogan matches more believable than this
I believe you anon
Your uncle just flew over my house.
Why are you angry?
your uncle was dragged off into a hollow tree stump and raped to death
Gnomes got his ass
>takes 5 minutes to type out an explanation to something put through a filter, since you can't screenshot crt televisions and it would instead have been a photograph of something that is a crt
I have a crt sitting in front of me anyways, the image itself is not even an accurate imitation.
>my dad was taken to the earth dimension for realizing that gnomes exist
Gnomes aren't by and large that malicious or powerful, go back to plebbit.
He's probably the anon that left a cracker out for them. I told him he shouldn't fuck with gnomes, they're almost always bad news.