>single handedly deboonks creationism.

>single handedly deboonks creationism.
Why would jesus santa put these funny little viral genetic markers in our chimp friends? to test us?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeliteS!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were a gibbon; I yearn to brachiate through the canopies.
    Primates still live in Eden, they have yet to taste the fruit of Knowledge (development of consciousness as a meta-organism) which damned us to suffering.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gibbons and all kinds of non-human animals are conscious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Conscious =/= developed consciousness as a meta-organism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you have a source for this breakthrough discovery of consciousness in animals when we can't even figure out how to study the consciousness of humans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s no breakthrough it’s well established that humans are conscious and that many animals are also aware of their surroundings, plan and consciously recall memories. Monkeys, wolves, coyotes, chimps, dolphins, elephants, shakes are not even missing any parts of their brain that we have. It’s just smaller. People are conscious at 3 and 4 years old, several species are more intelligent than 3 and 4 year old humans. Bonobos can be taught to use symbols to communicate with humans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro, a time traveler from like the 1800s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me.
        In indonesian myth.
        Orangutans can speak, they just choose not to.
        No wonder they consider them wise animals.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Local Indonesian mythology has it that orangutans actually have the ability to speak, but choose not to, fearing they would be forced to work if were they ever caught.
          Oh no bros

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fearing they would be forced to work if were they ever caught.
            They still got put in brothels so it didn't work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he catching anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish a was a Bonobo
      lot of fucking around

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genesis confirms evolution, beofre the Fall of Man, all animals were herbivores, after the Fall, half of the animals became/evolve into carnivores and omnivores.

    Genesis 1:29-30, humans and the rest of animals were herbivores, because there was no sin, so there was no death (at least, animal, F for plants):

    '29 And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so.'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the "Fall of Man" before multicelular life existed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Genesis confirm that plants existed before the Sun too?

        Aside from everything else that you said which is wrong, the fact that evolution has to be discovered by scientists and no one gleaned evolution was real from the Bible shows that evolution actually isn’t in the Bible.

        the earliest living organisms were lithotrophs. So they used inorganic material to survive. This was long before plants ever existed

        Clarification: Idk believe in kike psychedelic creation myth, but is funny how exist people that literally believe in that BS and reject evolution when that BS also proves that evolution happens. Aka, creationists = subhumans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Genesis confirm that plants existed before the Sun too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from everything else that you said which is wrong, the fact that evolution has to be discovered by scientists and no one gleaned evolution was real from the Bible shows that evolution actually isn’t in the Bible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the earliest living organisms were lithotrophs. So they used inorganic material to survive. This was long before plants ever existed

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    handedly deboonks creationism.
    >Why would jesus santa put these funny little viral genetic markers in our chimp friends? to test us?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you’re defending Christianity on LULZ in 2022, that’s you now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how unaware tradcaths are is truly hilarious to me
        >let's proselytize the anime image board meant for jacking off to femboy traps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing post. Let it go, man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can be a Christian without being a creationist. In fact, that's the correct way to do it, because it isn't very nice to live in a world where you have to either be an atheist or an Africa tier retard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I almost respect creationists more because they’re actually taking the Bible seriously even though it’s fictional mythology. Other Christians don’t even believe the Bible but still want to identify as such

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a young earth creationist because I believe everything the bible says. It's that simple.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            reading comprehension

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What about it?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This almost feels like you're baiting creationists to say we can't how how old the ERVs are just so you can pull out the "ERVs predicted to come from older ancestors also happen to be more degraded" trap card.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you say is a trapcard when you’re right and the other person hasn’t integrated any knowledge on a subject learned since the early 1800’s

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but ERVs are especially trappy. It's like an argument from hell for the creationist, there's just no way out without invoking one or more of the following:
        1)god/satan uses ervs to test/deceive us
        2)the ervs naturally got there and acquired specific mutations against odds so low that the negative exponent alone would fill a moderately sized book
        3)there is some random shit all over our genome that looks and acts exactly like an erv and can be turned into a functional retrovirus but somehow isn't an erv
        4)ervs are made up, it's all a conspiracy
        5)god works in mysterious ways

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is considered Convergent evolution, Neanderthals have two genes coding for fat storage, one similar to mammoths and one "descended" from mammoths.

    Evolution as a metric for creation fails due to the issue of genetic meltdown occurring due to an accumulation of mutations, none of which are positive but are only neutral or negative.
    There is no "150mya" in reality, and this is empirically demonstrable as we can produce and observe a fraction of the number of generations and see the catastrophic failure manifest itself long before the number of generations would have elapsed were they carried out for 150m years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this is specifically about endogenous retroviruses. Your usual tricks don't work on this one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >usual tricks
        ???
        >endogenous retroviruses
        if they were passed like haplotypes they would be uniform, they arent uniform, therefore they arent passed on typical genes.
        This is such a retarded argument, you could easily make a much stronger argument like
        >human Y DNA come from Monke Y DNA
        >'X' btfo
        yet you dont, you cluster around a weaker argument because you are a leftist, and your leftism and anti-Christianity can only conflate in these rather poetically weak "arguments" and pseudo-proofs.

        You would be better off just listening to me in particular and parroting what I tell you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >???
          By that I mean repeating Sanford's terminally debunked bullshit..
          >if they were passed like haplotypes they would be uniform, they arent uniform, therefore they arent passed on typical genes.
          What do you mean by "uniform"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why apes and humans have the insercion on the exact same spot?

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