LULZ / TV & Film

Sienna Miller as Jill Valentine will never be topped.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll only get mystery meat mutts from here on out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that movie any good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think judging by their choice of Jill?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well I dont know, that's why I'm asking :/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God she was fucking hot and perfect as Jill.

        Fuck no.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing good was the set design. That’s it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The part where they shoot zombies in the
        dark was kino. Also this was kino.

        But most of movie is shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to Raccoon City is pretty decent, but it feels like a collection of "I recognize the thing" moments, and it lacks the sense of driving auteur vision of the Paul W.S. Anderson films. It's worth watching to make up your own mind, though, because a lot of the hate for it comes from seething game-cucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mystery meat mutt
      why are incels so obsessed with these terms??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it's unironically hot. but keep that on the down low

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Sienna Miller, Dumbass. Sienta Miller is the one who played Baroness in that pile of shit that was the first GI Joe movie.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except by Ada Wong.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft was pretty good too

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funky town flay urself

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Liam Neeson as Barry in 2000s
    >No David Harbour as Barry in 2010s

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love me some sienna miller

    Rape me

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll top her if you get what I'm saying

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sienna Miller
    >Miller
    It was Sienna Guillory you fuckint retard.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Do not post my wife, pls.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Sienna Miller, you fuckwit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webm if her walking in the heels

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick her armpits and bite her heel.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell whether a film was directed by Paul Anderson by how obsessive the film is about symmetry and/or slicing the frame in half with a line down the middle. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. RE: Apocalypse has a lot of striking shots (and fucking weird editing), but it was by Alexander Witt, not Anderson, so it doesn't have that obsession with symmetry and splitting the frame down the middle. It's kinda interesting how there is so much written about Wes Anderson and Paul Anderson and how they frame shots, but Paul W.S. Anderson is almost pointedly ignored despite being a legit auteur with a very recognizeable style.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only I was born 10 years later, I could be enjoying all the Sienna Jill deepfakes I could want right now. AAAARRAGGHGHGH

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul W.S. Anderson was officially directing Alien vs Predator while Apocalypse was being made. But the film's ending is stylistically different to the rest of the film, suddenly reverting to things like God's eye shots and framing something as banal as a car going through a checkpoint as symmetrical. Two guards. Two boom gates. Car placed in the middle. That screams "Anderson ghost directed this scene." Apocalypse has a lot of dutch angles and things like that, which are not Anderson's style. Extinction is similarly very different because the Highlander guy directed it.

    Welcome to Raccoon City IMO lacks a clear visual style. Feeling like a weird mashup of RE2 remake with random Carpenter references.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new Resident Evil TV show has its own style and aesthetic, but it also has a noticeable inclination to symmetry and numerous shots in the trailers feel like callbacks to previous films.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This might look like just a rat in a cage, but you'll notice that the cage has been placed to be in perfectly symmetry against the vertical line on the wall. This is some basic Center Framing shit, but it's something PWSA is fixated on, and it's interesting to see it show up in the TV show.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only he hadn't been a jobber to make the Mary Sue OC look better

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Enji!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >mogs herself in every other look she tried before or since

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one Jill Valentine

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