Woah now buddy, don't go invoking heck like that. In this house we say 'for god's sake'. As my favorite music video says: Jesus Christ is my nigga!!! HaHa, it's all in good fun.
Well now you're alright John, it really is in good clean fun. Why if I saw that sign I would think to myself, Joe now you done some dumb things but this sure takes the cake, imagine drawing a loaded pistol in this store. Silly I mean why am I even in hear, the wife sent me for eggs and here I am thinking to myself how silly you'd have to be to do this. I mean back when I was boy you knew better. Well anyway John it's been great sharing with you. Take er easy.
Boomers love witty and sarcastic signs and also t shirts that have witty and sarcastic phrases. My dad buys me some occasionally. I have never once worn them but I can't throw them out because I feel bad.
>I'm scared of people carrying guns >HEY IDIOTS
tell me a kike is behind this without telling me a kike is behind this
>dripping s0yb0y >scared of guns
This is obviously a sporting goods/gun store, and probably a boomer run one from their proclivity for wordy, chiding signs.
They probably got sick of every newb carrying their first gun and undisciplined mystery meats regularly sweeping them with the business end of their weapons.
Instead of a simple query of >“do you have any good deals on 9mm range ammo”
they have >”ayyyo, you got da bullets to fit dis glock”
As they barrelsweep the room and you are putting your hand on your own weapon in case it’s a monkeyshine…
So, it’s a definite boomerism, but not the s0yb0y variant that you think…
>So, it’s a definite boomerism, but not the s0yb0y variant that you think…
It's a onions sign because of the wording, not the justification. It reads like a retarded homosexual wrote it, or some HR negress maybe. No one is saying the boomer who made the sign is wrong. A straight, non-retard would put up a sign that said "don't unholster your gun, please" and have left it at that.
Is it possible the owner tried different variations of signs and finally got fed up enough to create a spoonfed sign for those that kept on doing it?
Another person mentioned in this thread that it may well be naggers coming in and pulling out their guns to buy ammo from them.
>Is it possible the owner tried different variations of signs and finally got fed up enough to create a spoonfed sign for those that kept on doing it?
Then a sign with more words and smaller print isn't going to solve the problem. If people aren't reading a basic sign then they're obviously not going to read a wall of text. He should have bought a large banner, if that was the case.
They're not wrong, but stupid wordy signs are passive aggressive and unprofessional.
My local gun shop says >please keep all guns holstered unless in an emergency - in which case judicious marksmanship is appreciated
It doesn't start with >ATTENTION IDIOTS
Basic gun safety rules that you do not unholster a weapon unless your intent is to shoot someone. This applies even better in a closed space like this store.
If you own a gun, you should not act like an idiot.
>zoomers think they're a COD character and act like an Operator >OPPS gun went off >Wasn't their fault the gun is racist
Zoomers should be shot regardless of laws.
>gets the point across >but I don't get to call anyone an IDIOT or a DUMBASS like my favorite sitcom characters
Boomers think the world is a 30 minute sitcom with a laugh track playing after every one of their shitty jokes.
The kind of people who make these signs would be too scared in a gunfight. Your typical boomer is too afraid to die because they fear losing all their material shit.
>Pajeet clerk shot himself unholstering and playing with store owner's gun
>A store clerk in Sylacauga, Alabama, was found dead inside the business from an apparent accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound.
>The call was made by a firefighter who stopped at the store to make a purchase and found the clerk – identified as P.P. – lying in a pool of blood behind the counter. There was a handgun next to him.
>Video from the store’s surveillance cameras showed that the 21-year-old P., originally from India, accidentally shot himself in the head while looking at the store owner’s gun that was kept behind the counter for protection. According to P.'s family back in India, they are laden with debt and cannot afford to repatriate P.'s body.
You're giving him too much credit. My bet is he literally just picked it up and turned the safety off and then wanted to check if it was loaded by looking into the barrel. Indians are retarded and have sense of self preservation.
what a completely stupid idiot >see gun >pick it up >fiddle with it >hurr hurr point it at my head, look down the barrel and pull trigger >DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The sign is really just common sense. If you're carrying concealed then there's really no reason to ever pull it out in public unless you're going to use it. I think it'd be perfectly reasonable if you were to pull out a loaded firearm in a store that people would get on edge and could get you shot. America isn't the high trust society that it was 40 years ago.
>hey men >keep your dick in your pants >there should only be 3 times when it is allowed for your dick to be out in my store >1. You are rapping me >2. You are rapping the guy rapping me >3. You are an idiotic CHUD
If you must rape me you better have good aim I DONT want cum in my ass
As the saying goes, use it or lose it
In this case you lose your privilege to be in the store because they'll chuck you out- perfectly reasonable even if the sign is a bit childish. Imagine it like that rules of a pub, no fighting or you get chucked out, only difference is theres firearms involved and higher liklihood for death or injury as opposed to a couple of drunk fat dickheads swinging at each other taking stance behind some bar stools with their mates trying to break it up
I will help you out.
You are a homosexual. You are a domesticated dog with the unfortunate shape of a human animal. You could not exist in anything but the modern era, because you are too woefully unaccustomed to the slightest bit of hardship.
The very thought of processing and preparing beans from the field would be an unthinkable punishment for the likes of you. The very act of slaughtering and butchering a chicken would leave you shaken to your very core.
You exist as an exercise in misplaced compassion.
It's newspeak. People now use it in the weirdest ways. >Active Shooter
It means a person who is actively shooting. But suddenly in our heads it has replaced 'mass murderer' or 'spree killing'.
But they'll call someone an 'active shooter' even after they're dead. Or after they've been captured. It's so weird. It's as if people just use whatever terms they're given without even thinking about what they're saying.
Judging by the layout of the store they are suffering in the sales department so they loaded up on the most popular gear out there and no one wants to buy guns from them because high prices the inevitable you don't need that or no I won't stock/accept delivery or x gun.
The shelf probably has 300 boxes of high brass 20 gauge and 4 boxes of 556 next to the 4 boxes of 7.62 tula that's marked up 300% because military grade ammo
Chucks gun store down the street is probably doing 300% of the business that the old boomer is getting and is friendly at that
>Judging by the layout of the store they are suffering in the sales department so they loaded up on the most popular gear out there and no one wants to buy guns from them because high prices the inevitable you don't need that or no I won't stock/accept delivery or x gun.
That one's really common with gun ranges and surplus stores these days. I know with surplus stores, if they regularly insultingly lowball the servicemembers and veterans around their area, they don't get repeat customers. The most successful surplus store in our area moves a ton of volume because they offer a reasonable cash-out and good prices on items, so they naturally move a ton of volume. $20 for a almost new Scepter can and there are two in stock? My credit card can't come out fast enough.
CCW permit holder here. I carry a G19 every single day. It drives me fuckin bonkers when I see "gun free zone" signs or something at a store or establishment that says "no firearms allowed" like dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GONNA DO?! do you really expect a criminal to look at that and be like, "welp guess ill just turn around and go somewhere else."
youve got to be on a new level of delulu to think a fuckin sign will stop ANYTHING
maybe so. but my county sheriff saw fit to license me to carry a gun because he agrees theres too many feral naggers out there intent on causing harm to good people and not enough police or fellow CCW holders to help. its a feral nagger problem and i have no issue carrying every day to help make my community safer
it's not even illegal to carry into a gun free business, only govt buildings, sports/event arenas, etc. very few places are actually legally off limits, anywhere else you just have to leave if they ask you to otherwise it's trespassing
I conceal carry everywhere I can’t be charged with a felony for doing so and avoid the places where I can be. No one needs to know I have a gun unless it becomes necessary to use it.
Too passive-aggressive and feminine, even if the message is correct. Just needs to say, "Keep your gun holstered unless physically threatened, or you will be asked to leave."
Yeah….I can’t think of anyone who actually follows good gun safety and keeps their weapon holstered inside the store would take any offense to this.
This is a sign for noobs and nagger tier gun carriers.
I’d be curious where this is from and what the local laws are.
It's not even etiquette. It's the law's interpretation. This applies to both LEO's and citizens. If you are brandishing, it implies an intent to use that fire-arm, thus an intent to kill by extension. Because any use of a fire-arm is legally interpreted as a desire to imply mortal damage.
This is why things like "warning shots" and "aiming for the legs" are both considered attempts to kill the target. There is no gray area in the law, specifically because there would be TOO much gray area if it was any other way.
Entirely reasonable sign. The only way I can see this being even the slightest bit controversial is some noguns homosexual taking offense of the implicit endorsement of carrying weapons into the store.
I'm more curious as to why the store owner felt the need to have a sign with sensible instructions that every patron ought to have already known.
BOOMERS LOVE THEIR SIGNS
ME I JUST WANT TO GRILL FOR HECKS SAKE
Woah now buddy, don't go invoking heck like that. In this house we say 'for god's sake'. As my favorite music video says: Jesus Christ is my nigga!!! HaHa, it's all in good fun.
Well now you're alright John, it really is in good clean fun. Why if I saw that sign I would think to myself, Joe now you done some dumb things but this sure takes the cake, imagine drawing a loaded pistol in this store. Silly I mean why am I even in hear, the wife sent me for eggs and here I am thinking to myself how silly you'd have to be to do this. I mean back when I was boy you knew better. Well anyway John it's been great sharing with you. Take er easy.
Boomers love witty and sarcastic signs and also t shirts that have witty and sarcastic phrases. My dad buys me some occasionally. I have never once worn them but I can't throw them out because I feel bad.
you are a fucktard of a son... put that shit on... it's American you 3rd world monkey
I don't even like logos on my clothes let alone 4 lines of text.
maybe wear one the next time you go over
which one?
> my parents went to fla and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
> i'm with stupid -->
> who farted?
> tuxedo tee
> i fixed farrah's fawcett
Signs, signs
Everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do this don’t do that
Can’t you read the sign?
>so i stood up on the fence and yelled "HEY, WHAT GIV-"
>*BLAM*
The sign is dripping with onions but they've got a point.
retard. The real argument for carrying weapons is self defense and defense of your family, not defending a nagger store.
>dripping s0yb0y
>scared of guns
This is obviously a sporting goods/gun store, and probably a boomer run one from their proclivity for wordy, chiding signs.
They probably got sick of every newb carrying their first gun and undisciplined mystery meats regularly sweeping them with the business end of their weapons.
Instead of a simple query of
>“do you have any good deals on 9mm range ammo”
they have
>”ayyyo, you got da bullets to fit dis glock”
As they barrelsweep the room and you are putting your hand on your own weapon in case it’s a monkeyshine…
So, it’s a definite boomerism, but not the s0yb0y variant that you think…
Touche’
>So, it’s a definite boomerism, but not the s0yb0y variant that you think…
It's a onions sign because of the wording, not the justification. It reads like a retarded homosexual wrote it, or some HR negress maybe. No one is saying the boomer who made the sign is wrong. A straight, non-retard would put up a sign that said "don't unholster your gun, please" and have left it at that.
Is it possible the owner tried different variations of signs and finally got fed up enough to create a spoonfed sign for those that kept on doing it?
Another person mentioned in this thread that it may well be naggers coming in and pulling out their guns to buy ammo from them.
>Is it possible the owner tried different variations of signs and finally got fed up enough to create a spoonfed sign for those that kept on doing it?
Then a sign with more words and smaller print isn't going to solve the problem. If people aren't reading a basic sign then they're obviously not going to read a wall of text. He should have bought a large banner, if that was the case.
They're not wrong, but stupid wordy signs are passive aggressive and unprofessional.
My local gun shop says
>please keep all guns holstered unless in an emergency - in which case judicious marksmanship is appreciated
It doesn't start with
>ATTENTION IDIOTS
I agree that's a far better sign. This one is still alright though.
Basic gun safety rules that you do not unholster a weapon unless your intent is to shoot someone. This applies even better in a closed space like this store.
If you own a gun, you should not act like an idiot.
>I'm scared of people carrying guns
>HEY IDIOTS
tell me a kike is behind this without telling me a kike is behind this
Where did it say they are afraid of guns? It's pretty fucking common sense to leave it holstered unless you have a specific need for it.
>zoomers think they're a COD character and act like an Operator
>OPPS gun went off
>Wasn't their fault the gun is racist
Zoomers should be shot regardless of laws.
>”oh you like my gun here check it out
>retard owner, “OMG I’m being robbed”
well also they are probobly tired of every fucking loser and his cousin bill coming in to show him the guns they bought a different store
See, this is a WORDSWORDSWORDS leftists sign.
The actual sign that doesn't demean their customers is picrel.
>gets the point across
>but I don't get to call anyone an IDIOT or a DUMBASS like my favorite sitcom characters
Boomers think the world is a 30 minute sitcom with a laugh track playing after every one of their shitty jokes.
They probably imagine the seinfeld theme starting to play near the end of the sign
yep. fucking microsoft helped normalize this with their garbage error messages
>oops! your computer did a fucky-wucky! :c
>press HERE to install the MAGIC WIZARD which will CURE all your computers CURSES AND HEXES
This was a sign of the decline of western civilization for me
>let’s not take anything seriously ever and signal how heckin quirky we are
Spot on anon
Gay boomer sign however it is true one should not unholster a weapon in a public setting unless you plan to use it.
Gunstores around here rock
because somtimes people come in to sell guns.
You would never sell a loaded weapon at a gun store. So, you would not be unholstering a loaded weapon.
It's still ok if I unholster my cock though right?
is it loaded?
no
You'd only do that to rape or impress us, IDIOT
just like a gun, you don't pull it out unless you're going to use it
Shoot the fucking sign and leave.
Why not always conceal carry?
Why not always open carry?
Do you get thanked after you get shot or after you leave?
that's the "treated like an idiot" part
>be American
>get shot
>thank the shooter (don't forget to tip)
keeeeeeeeek
No, the tip, be it hollow, jacketed, lead round nose, or ballistic is for the shootee, not the shooter.
The kind of people who make these signs would be too scared in a gunfight. Your typical boomer is too afraid to die because they fear losing all their material shit.
>Pajeet clerk shot himself unholstering and playing with store owner's gun
>A store clerk in Sylacauga, Alabama, was found dead inside the business from an apparent accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound.
>The call was made by a firefighter who stopped at the store to make a purchase and found the clerk – identified as P.P. – lying in a pool of blood behind the counter. There was a handgun next to him.
>Video from the store’s surveillance cameras showed that the 21-year-old P., originally from India, accidentally shot himself in the head while looking at the store owner’s gun that was kept behind the counter for protection. According to P.'s family back in India, they are laden with debt and cannot afford to repatriate P.'s body.
perforated pat
Did he take the mag out and leave one in the chamber, or was he just suicidal?
He's just fucking retarded.
*was.
You're giving him too much credit. My bet is he literally just picked it up and turned the safety off and then wanted to check if it was loaded by looking into the barrel. Indians are retarded and have sense of self preservation.
HE FORGOT ZEE ONE IN ZEE CHAMBER!
He redeemed
good riddance
hilarious
what a completely stupid idiot
>see gun
>pick it up
>fiddle with it
>hurr hurr point it at my head, look down the barrel and pull trigger
>DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Haha his name was pp
>put up a sign belittling gun carrying customers
This should end well
What is the implication?
That they would shoot them?
Americans are stable
The sign is really just common sense. If you're carrying concealed then there's really no reason to ever pull it out in public unless you're going to use it. I think it'd be perfectly reasonable if you were to pull out a loaded firearm in a store that people would get on edge and could get you shot. America isn't the high trust society that it was 40 years ago.
Carry it on your hip, not in your hands
Is that so hard?
>hey men
>keep your dick in your pants
>there should only be 3 times when it is allowed for your dick to be out in my store
>1. You are rapping me
>2. You are rapping the guy rapping me
>3. You are an idiotic CHUD
If you must rape me you better have good aim I DONT want cum in my ass
The sign addresses those who unholster their gun for no good reason.
Not anyone who carries.
Sure, but they don't have to be so Reddit about it
Maybe they’ve encountered enough idiots (when they had smaller signs) that they had to SPELL IT OUT for Plebbit tier brains. That’s entirely possible.
As the saying goes, use it or lose it
In this case you lose your privilege to be in the store because they'll chuck you out- perfectly reasonable even if the sign is a bit childish. Imagine it like that rules of a pub, no fighting or you get chucked out, only difference is theres firearms involved and higher liklihood for death or injury as opposed to a couple of drunk fat dickheads swinging at each other taking stance behind some bar stools with their mates trying to break it up
I will help you out.
You are a homosexual. You are a domesticated dog with the unfortunate shape of a human animal. You could not exist in anything but the modern era, because you are too woefully unaccustomed to the slightest bit of hardship.
The very thought of processing and preparing beans from the field would be an unthinkable punishment for the likes of you. The very act of slaughtering and butchering a chicken would leave you shaken to your very core.
You exist as an exercise in misplaced compassion.
>Active shooter
is such a weird term. Seems to imply someone reluctantly plinking at passers-by would not be a problem.
>Seems to imply someone [reluctantly] plinking at passers-by
So, Tuesday in any American city?
Implying it only happens one day a week
>someone reluctantly plinking at passers-by
Slow monday morning in Chicago?
It's newspeak. People now use it in the weirdest ways.
>Active Shooter
It means a person who is actively shooting. But suddenly in our heads it has replaced 'mass murderer' or 'spree killing'.
But they'll call someone an 'active shooter' even after they're dead. Or after they've been captured. It's so weird. It's as if people just use whatever terms they're given without even thinking about what they're saying.
Understandable, I don't see why you would be unholstering a firearm in the store but the sign is undeniably snotty in tone
I love how no images will load when you clock them
You’ve been marked hahahaha
That's a wonderfully funny and pertinent sign.
homosexual.
Yea. Otherwise how would I take care of the idiot pointing a knife/gun at the cashier?
Judging by the layout of the store they are suffering in the sales department so they loaded up on the most popular gear out there and no one wants to buy guns from them because high prices the inevitable you don't need that or no I won't stock/accept delivery or x gun.
The shelf probably has 300 boxes of high brass 20 gauge and 4 boxes of 556 next to the 4 boxes of 7.62 tula that's marked up 300% because military grade ammo
Chucks gun store down the street is probably doing 300% of the business that the old boomer is getting and is friendly at that
>Judging by the layout of the store they are suffering in the sales department so they loaded up on the most popular gear out there and no one wants to buy guns from them because high prices the inevitable you don't need that or no I won't stock/accept delivery or x gun.
That one's really common with gun ranges and surplus stores these days. I know with surplus stores, if they regularly insultingly lowball the servicemembers and veterans around their area, they don't get repeat customers. The most successful surplus store in our area moves a ton of volume because they offer a reasonable cash-out and good prices on items, so they naturally move a ton of volume. $20 for a almost new Scepter can and there are two in stock? My credit card can't come out fast enough.
>veterans
lmao no US citizen is a veteran, that would require an actual war
Why be thanked after being shot?
CCW permit holder here. I carry a G19 every single day. It drives me fuckin bonkers when I see "gun free zone" signs or something at a store or establishment that says "no firearms allowed" like dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GONNA DO?! do you really expect a criminal to look at that and be like, "welp guess ill just turn around and go somewhere else."
youve got to be on a new level of delulu to think a fuckin sign will stop ANYTHING
You're just an entitled nagger is all
maybe so. but my county sheriff saw fit to license me to carry a gun because he agrees theres too many feral naggers out there intent on causing harm to good people and not enough police or fellow CCW holders to help. its a feral nagger problem and i have no issue carrying every day to help make my community safer
it's not even illegal to carry into a gun free business, only govt buildings, sports/event arenas, etc. very few places are actually legally off limits, anywhere else you just have to leave if they ask you to otherwise it's trespassing
I conceal carry everywhere I can’t be charged with a felony for doing so and avoid the places where I can be. No one needs to know I have a gun unless it becomes necessary to use it.
It's not made for the criminal, it's made for people like you
unfortunately true. its moronic. in most cases idgaf tho because its concealed so obviously no one knows but me, but the logic is idiotic.
They can tell you're just dying to rob somebody.
its my nagger flag that gives it away
I fucking loathe tough guy boomers who use excessive exclamation points on signs.
jokes on them I don’t use a holster
just tuck it under the ol’ dickaroo
Too passive-aggressive and feminine, even if the message is correct. Just needs to say, "Keep your gun holstered unless physically threatened, or you will be asked to leave."
Maybe he already tried that.
Ahh the leftist friendly little reminder That we are going to kill you.
my god, where is this sign from. I wish to spend my goycoins there.
When Boomers die off what sector will suffer the most?
BBQ grill manufacturers
>imagine taking a firearm to a fucking clothes shop
do americans really ?
>the following will apply to EACH of the above
No
Yeah….I can’t think of anyone who actually follows good gun safety and keeps their weapon holstered inside the store would take any offense to this.
This is a sign for noobs and nagger tier gun carriers.
I’d be curious where this is from and what the local laws are.
It's not even etiquette. It's the law's interpretation. This applies to both LEO's and citizens. If you are brandishing, it implies an intent to use that fire-arm, thus an intent to kill by extension. Because any use of a fire-arm is legally interpreted as a desire to imply mortal damage.
This is why things like "warning shots" and "aiming for the legs" are both considered attempts to kill the target. There is no gray area in the law, specifically because there would be TOO much gray area if it was any other way.
The sign is stupid.
I agree with the nip, If I was so god dam stupid I could not read the sign.
Entirely reasonable sign. The only way I can see this being even the slightest bit controversial is some noguns homosexual taking offense of the implicit endorsement of carrying weapons into the store.
I'm more curious as to why the store owner felt the need to have a sign with sensible instructions that every patron ought to have already known.
What if you intend to sell the gun you're carrying?
then it shouldn't be loaded. the sign specifically says "loaded". also, why would you wear it in instead of bringing it in a case or something?
Why not? Are Americans really this paranoid?
bongs clearly know nothing about guns and gun ettiquette
The lengths americans go to to avoid simply saying:
NO naggerS!
I wonder if all that camo gear is flame retardant.
might have to unholster a lighter and find out.