My USAF contract is about to end and I dont want to re-enlist. I'm an aircraft mechanic by trade but I've been through Dagger training and other assorted expeditionary training in support of austere operations.
I hate my job in the AF but I dont think college is right for me. I don't think I have a future outside of the military and the AF won't let me retrain into something better. Also I like to hurt people because I'm good at it.
I think you should ask /k/ thoughever
/k/ is my main board. I will ask there in /neg/ but I figured I would ask here too because /k/ is completely overwhelmed with vatnik and shitskin shilling due to Belograd
I meant /meg/ not /neg/
You should go to your favorite NAFO recruiter to help pay for transportation.
And while your enroute to Ukraine, how about you do us all a favor and take a tranny or a femboy with you on your way to die... I mean on your way to make something of yourself.
>/K/ overwhelmed by tranny zogshits since 2016
>Shilling only an issue when Russians do it
By all means, please go find another zog military to die for.
>Calls others ZOG when he sides with a government that put settlers into the region they wanted and funded an insurrection, then called it ethnic violence when they were beaten up, just like Israel
go private sector foreign security, they love trained mercenaries and pay them fucktons to commit crimes in a desert
You do understand there is many other options, being mercenary is one of them. If you don't like fighting for the flag, then find way, where your skills can be also used. Hell go protect ships from Somalian pirates. Solid money and you can shoot sometimes.
I've seriouslt considered being a Merchant Marine or CG MRST but I get sick to easily. Whenever I flew missions as a crewcheif I got sick really bad. Especially if we were doing lowpasses or airdrops. I spend the whole 8 hours vommiting.
Based PMC psychopath. Start chewing tobacco and become a sexual tyrannosaurus asap
No retard. Just change branches. I met a guy who went into marine corps after his first contract in the air force. FFL sucks and you probably won't be doing any of the cool shit you think you might. Just change branches and change your job too.
if you don't have a CIB/CAB or similar combat experience records there is 0 chance you will be put in a combat unit
As french soldier (not in the foreign legion), i highly discourage you, the foreign legion is one of the french elite force, you don't go in for the fun.
Physical strenght is not nearly important as mental strenght and you'll be permanently tested (you won't get fed a lot and you'll learn to survive in the harshest environment), so you need a solid "anchor" in the foreign legion, like a family to feed or a lack of other life choice.
Maybe switch to the Army, try SF or something. I got out recently for the college route, slowly realizing that I can't relate to my old pre-army friends now that I see them more than once or twice a year. I really miss my Army buds, I can only hope that college will help me socialize more. If you're "good" at hurting people, maybe try the long walk in the Army, you'd be surprised on how basic the requirements are to go to an SMU, it's if you can actually hang through the selection and training that gets people.
You'll end up in Ukraine either way.
if you wanna fight go to ukraine, if you just want a shittier version of what you were already doing go to the legion
Ukraine, they need men that have experience. You could probably get citizenship there if you wanted to i guess? Learn the language and you might get some plot of land by the black sea if you have the cash.
French foreign legion if you want french citizenship at some point, better get learning french tbh
The ffl and french army in general is complete shit, you fight using ww1 hardware with no ammo, you get stabbed by other servicemen because half of them are jihadis and get paid 700 euros per month to do that in a third world shithole like fr*nce
tldr france is garbage
If I didnt have a 2 year old kid I would totally go to Ukraine, but probably not through French Foreign Legion. I heard you have to learn to speak french or something. Maybe there are like companies or private military groups that can hire me.
I'm former Philippine Marine force recon did 7 years. While my country is trash, our military is based off and trained just like Burgers with the same airborne and scout ranger training plus way more and trained with their marines and green berets several times.
I got experience too I was in Zamboanga and Battle of Marawi i think my resume might look good to some groups out there. I'm not gonna learn to speak french though.
Now I been working at a funeral home for the last 5 years and while business got really good because of covid its just been pointless life Im living I dont even jack off anymore I just watch anime and work and take care of my kid. My girlfriend cucked me not too long ago this kid might not even be mine.
Fuck man I might just leave this little fucker with my uncle and go to Ukraine so I can help them and maybe find an average looking older white Ukrainian girl to be my gf. I'm in very good shape and not ugly but Im also pinoy and little bit brown-colored so I dont know if european white girls like that shit.
Might go to America get me a black bitch
Why don't you just get a paternity test to see the kid is yours? Were you on active deployment or something?
Also you've experienced combat? Have you ever killed anybody?
>Why don't you just get a paternity test to see the kid is yours?
I went to go ask about one. Just basic paternity costs 25,000 wtf. I mean i got the cash but Im not gonna pay all that just for a paternity test. Im famously stingy I might just assume the kid isn't mine for economic purposes.
>Were you on active deployment or something?
I havent been active duty since 2018. My so-called "daughter" is 2 years old turning 3 in november.
>Also you've experienced combat?
Yeah. In Zamboanga we just did reconnaissance and we did a lot of recon around Bangsamoro too. Regular marines actually get more action than Recon because recon does recon mostly lol.
Got lots of action in Marawi though.
>Have you ever killed anybody?
Yes. I've killed children too.
Can you describe what combat was like That's pretty crazy if you've really killed kids before. I don't doubt it though considering where you're from.
You third-worlders are subhuman sociopaths.
the ex-military philippine guy who watches anime and are in most military /LULZ/ threads
hope all doing fine
I think this is only the second thread I've posted in where I've talked about my previous military career.I remember the last one. There's not really a lot of military threads on /LULZ/ beyond "should I enlist etc."
>hope all doing fine
Doing alright fren. I hope you are okay as well, wherever in the world you may be. Have a wonderful evening.
have you seen footage of that shit?
do not go, it's like a bad dream but it's all too real
it's like an evil child playing command and conquer and there you are right in the middle of it, now just let me surrender plz god *bombs exploding*
plus there's drones to live feed your suicide on camera to all the trolls in the world
fuck that shit
only if you're a solid snake too many inflated egos
actually when like you even just go to /misc/ none of this makes any sense, this site is such a false self of safety, just people praising the death of this faction or that purely insane human behavior but then kids posting anime and talking about being retarded it's very weird and tragic...
we're like not even supposed to come here
but then that's where the information is, in the forbidden zone and then they all organize reality in an illusion, but there's just psychos everywhere and then those are the satans basically organizing what the culture even is and so it's all anti liberal but then like with liberals it's all npc, it's all just fake people
I cannot imagine dying in a conflict on this god forsaken rock in space but that is a better fate than rotting in a shithole called your life too
Ukraine sometimes outsources aircraft repairs to neighbor countries, look around if that's where you could be to help
/LULZ/ is a bad place to discuss this because a lot of people with absent father figure and no selfhood only outsource these externally to an exotic country thet know jackshit about in hopes it will just come to their lives and fix their lives instead of them doing it themselves
>calls third worlder sociopath subhuman
>doesn't even deny it and admits to having executed children because it's less work
Jesus Christ if this isn't Larp, which is most likely is, then third worlders really are subhuman.
I'm only deleting the message cause my grammar is kinda Engrish sometimes, I didn't see your message until now lmao.
I never said anything about us executing children. I said that this is the philippines and sometimes surrender doesn't mean to others. That shit goes on in maybe some bum-ass infantry but people force recon or specops are less likely to do shit like that because theyre not just fresh recruits, people like that have a career in the military and aren't gonna fuck it up by committing war crimes, and if they do, they wouldn't admit it on LULZ, and anyone who does is LARPing as you said.
Suuuure. Ukraine is probably a good idea for you. It sounds like you'd fit right in
Based philipino child-killer.
Joining the FFL is difficult, and you could just join your own national military and have a much better experience. Unless you really desire a new identity and French nationality. Ukrainian foreign legions really only want guys with combat, or at least military experience. Some of the far right/fascist groups will take less experienced guys, but you will find yourself in more dangerous situations and rumours abound of western feds listing these guys and hassling them now.
>hon hon hon
>you ready to die for France, anon???