Should I get a hooker?

Tried hooking up with random girls but never fricked any of them due to awkwardness/second guessing myself.
Should I just hire an escort? I found one that seems like she would be good at pretending to be encouraging.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish escorts were legal where I am because I would be seeing one at least once a month with no issues about it at all. I already accepted that ill never have a gf so why not? I deserve to have fun during my youth but no, im missing out on life because the government says two consenting adults cannot make a fair trade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think its really disgusting and should be illegal. :/
      The thing is, even if it wqs illegal, its only the plebs who have to actually obey the law.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think its disgusting and should be illegal?
        >its only the plebs who have to obey the law
        True, wealthier upper class folk and whites would be fine in this country if they got caught fricking a hooker. I am not in this position though and I will be thoroughly punished and have my life probably ruined if I got caught. Besides, I have to obey the law when im posting about it online

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and whites
          This really isn't the case any more
          Maybe in small towns where its all white people but not in any major city

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit
    >extremely expensive nowadays
    >your chances of finding one that will even care about trying to pretend let alone be any good of at it are slim
    >sex with a condom doesn't feel that good physically and you won't have any pleasure from the intimacy to compensate
    >you won't be able to turn off the part of your brain that knows she doesn't want to frick you and is just faking everything
    >you won't be able to rail her hard most likely as you'll probably be the 5th guy she's fricked that day and her pussy will be sore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno I would get an expensive one that is good at acting

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go for it

    Ive had two before both polar opposite experiences Both times I lost someone close to me and I was feeling super lonely

    Kristen was in Rochester, great company great frick pretty but not like omg drop dead gorgeous and she was curvy in all the right places She said her mom was her pimp

    Then years later I had Lucy Hot AF redhead Said she was studying to be a nurse She just laid there Bad frick Just awful I had to do all the work if I want to do that Ill just get a wife

    But go for it if its a pleasant
    experience its better than therapy because you get to nut

    Also consider a domintrix theyre not just about pain and pleasure they really try to make your fantasy come true very professional

    No ASCII text alllowed

  4. 1 year ago
    ENTJ

    I dated many hookers because I'm ugly plus I have several STI's and I'm broke because of this also I might be dying of aids but at least I got to frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dated
      >hookers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >might be dying of aids
      Real. Same boat here

    • 1 year ago
      ENTJ

      Vore go to bed you jealous b***h you will never win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >might be dying of aids
      Real. Same boat here

      Bros just get Cabunueva shot every other month and no AIDS. High t cell CD4 count and you will be sexually non infectious and can frick again to your hearts and penises content

      • 1 year ago
        ENTJ

        I unironically take NAC and dewormer and have never had a problem before, Ive never even had coldsores while the rest of my friends got something and I used to eat ass like you wouldnt believe, my immune system is built like an Apache attack helicopter

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No shit I thought it was a NSFFW troll

          I started AZT 3TC DDI nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors in the early 90s at 12 messed me up real good eventually the protease inhibitors came out and they were hit or miss for me

          But now with the complaint drugs I take one pill once a day and virus remains undetectable can even have kids now with no risk to mom or baby

          • 1 year ago
            ENTJ

            Yeah dude modern medicine has come a long way; you can either see that as a good thing or potentially a very bad thing whichever works for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >aids

      >might be dying of aids
      Real. Same boat here

      From hookers?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna get shit for posting here as a normgay, but I just want to say if you honestly know what you're getting into and she isn't spending the whole time pretending as well, it's worth it. I'll do it once or twice a year and usually during the winter because I hate going out and being social when it's cold so I'm usually in a dry spell. I'll get a room in a decent hotel downtown and get a moderately priced pro for a 3 hours and get a few drinks first. Only one was a bad frick, and only one other was impossible to have a conversation with and I would describe neither one of those times as a bad experience regardless.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your perspective

      i'm just worried, i'm hoping that an escort will be more willing to put up with me /my ocd than a girl from tinder. but maybe that's unrealistic?
      maybe i should just get back on dating apps though?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, that is moronic. What is the point?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >awkwardness/second guessing myself
    in what way
    as someone clawing his way out of exxactly that i can probably help

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      basically i didn't know what to do when alone at my/her place with a girl, couldn't force myself to go trough with it with girls that weren't really great, or gave up because I didn't enjoy myself.
      sometimes it was just too unclear what I should/could do, other times I got discouraged
      Haven't even tried in more than a year now, because my last attempt went so poorly.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnap some tourists

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This image makes me really sad. Why do women prefer to be prostitutes? Don't they want to be treated gently and loved up? Something is wrong with women.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    n you shouldn't stay virgin forever

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it would be a good idea. I have been in a similar situation with low confidence, and went through a phase of picking up streetwalkers ro help with confidence, and get sexual frustration out of the system.

    I am now in a good stable long-term relationship.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pay hooker to lose my virginity
    >she just complains
    >have problems getting hard-on because her whining killed my mood
    >start fricking and cum
    >what you came already?
    bros I don't want to have sex anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to have sex anymore
      You don't know it but it's a grace. You can focus on your real life objective, which is not getting pussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I also feel like I dont really want to have sex anymore, because every time I tried it was so awkward and bad.
      Also just knowing that I could, that there were some really cute women who wanted me, has reduced my drive somehow

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, if you've got the spare cash. it's very addictive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you addicted to bawds, anon? Pathetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's addictive if you have no other way to get laid.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >find a rare decent hooker
    >first time was great
    >second time too
    >3rd time she won't open the door
    >message her again a week later for an appointment
    >says "no"
    >ask if she works the next day
    >"you hurt me while fricking"
    >delete her number
    I wasn't rough. I just have deathgrip syndrome and frick 25 of the 30 minutes I pay. The other 5 minutes are spent eating her ass.

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