48 thoughts on “Should all millennials be dressing like Zuck?

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/7MxQ1px.jpeg

      visvim sublig maybe

      That shirt probably costs $2000

      an ad for it came up in my instagram. it’s a $35 shirt

      https://blanksbythirteen.com/collections/all/products/perfect-t-shirt?variant=43738428145835

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/jsaKwZS.jpeg

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      an ad for it came up in my instagram. it’s a $35 shirt

      https://blanksbythirteen.com/collections/all/products/perfect-t-shirt?variant=43738428145835

      >/fashion/ can’t tell the difference between a $2000 and $35 shirt
      sounds about right

    • Anonymous says:

      literally only because he started training professionally
      he was looking like hot garbage not even a couple years ago
      everyone should be working out natty for /fashion/ gains

      • Anonymous says:

        Getting a non-stupid haircut instead of larping as Caesar (not a joke, that’s actually the reason behind the haircut lmao) also helps.

        • Anonymous says:

          then you realize the amount of money and power he has, and you’d probably be calling yourself caesar in his shoes too

          • Anonymous says:

            Most people with his kind of money and power don’t do shit like this so I have no reason to believe that I would if I were to rise to his level.
            They may have delusions of grandeur and even see themselves as gods or whatever, but to cosplay as them and molding your appearance to theirs by getting a goober haircut that the entire world makes fun of, is pretty much unheard of.

          • Anonymous says:

            difference is he was always starved for attention, so he’s a little more aware of the image he’s presenting, whereas others lurk in the shadows and never actually interact with anything outside their bubble. but they’re all sociopaths or psychopaths

          • Anonymous says:

            >all sociopaths or psychopaths

            My theory: the world has gotten sufficiently competitive (global cumpetition and all) that only sociopaths/psychopaths can succeed anymore

            Just like 5’6 used to be an acceptable height for a male, but it’s no longer a workable height for dating. Now it’s 5’10+ (by claiming 6ft). The bar just keeps getting raised higher, and so we are filtering out all the non-sociopaths for success in societies

            Humans have noone to blame but themselves

          • Anonymous says:

            >Humans have no one to blame but themselves
            Who or what else would they have to blame?
            >"Goddamn those hecking clouds! They are making us more competitive!"

  1. Anonymous says:

    This pic is the perfect example of why oversized shirts always look shit. They heck with your proportions and give you stubby legs which make you look like a dwarf. It’s even worse on Zuck since he’s short.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Zuckerberg got rich by making a website for college students to gossip about who was having sex with who and moving it to California, where he spent the rest of his career trying to make it sound nice and politically correct. His current look reeks of aging millenial desperately trying to cling to youthful California culture and fit in with the TikTokers and podcasters that are now the cool crowd in California. People will point how he’s always been this guy. He’s always been the guy who wore a hoodie to the NYSE. It’s true, but that’s exactly why it’s pathetic. It’s not so much failure to launch as failure to mature. He probably wants to be that college kid who was in the cool California startup scene for eternity, which is sad.

  3. Anonymous says:

    They’re trying to make him look like the barstool sporst other hebrew. They have found that the hebrew looks his best with the scumbag pornographer aesthetic.

  4. Anonymous says:

    New York Times lurks /fashion/ for topics? They just did an article on this.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/24/style/mark-zuckerberg-new-look.html

    They identify all the brands he’s into now, to look more "relatable"

    • Anonymous says:

      You think /fashion/ is the only place that’s talking about this?
      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mark-zuckerberg-with-beard-and-chain

    • Anonymous says:

      No, this blew up everywhere, lol.

      Zuck was always an autist, (remember when he did that weird travelling around America thing in 2016) it’s just that he got into BJJ during the time and finally found an outlet to let all his autism out.

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