Sharp pain in butt after masturbating.

I've been recently having this unbearable pain somewhere inside my butt after I finish jerking off. I'm not sure why. It's so bad that I can't even sit down for awhile. Any ideas why?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you jerking off by violently shoving a giant dildo up your ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No butt stuff. Only dick.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have your prostate, dick, and balls checked by a doctor. Dont mean to scare you but a sharp pain up there is a bit bad nono

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why's it supposed to be bad? I don't use my butt to jerk off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Prostate issues. Can happen as early as your 20s. Starts with pain, ends in cancer or some other shit.

        Seriously, go get your prostate checked now and every 5 years from now unless your doctor says otherwise

        Ps your doc needs to finger your ass to check your prostate. It sounds worse than it is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yikes, definitely get your prostate check anon. I’m serious. Yes he has to shove a finger up your butt, but would you rather have that and live, or not have that than die.

          >doctor has to shove a finger up my butt
          That sounds awful. Do I need to do an enema or something before I go?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also, I'm on my parents' insurance. How the frick do I explain this to them?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I also had this, not after every masturbation but just occasionally, and not unbearable. Just some pain for a couple seconds, then nothing. Ami fricked? I went to an urologist he examined my prostate and said that it's fine.. (is it really?)

            Also, I'm on my parents' insurance. How the frick do I explain this to them?

            My doctor shoved his entire finger into my unwashed, hairy ass. Hes a doctor and im a patient, were not gaybros here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >My doctor shoved his entire finger into my unwashed, hairy ass
            Anon...

            I don't know how to help you other than to say you aren't alone. This used to happen to me but I also have neuromuscular issues so I can't tell you exactly what the cause was. I didn't jerk off often for a good while because of it, and even though it got better on its own after several years, post-organism is still painful to some degree, just not the sharp pain deep in my ass like before. It's embarrassing but yeah, you ought to see your doc, I wish I had and I probably still should to. If it isn't directly your prostate, it might be your spinal cord, do you ever have back pain not masturbation related?

            >back pain not masturbation related?
            Yeah, my lower back is killing me. I can't sit for more than an hour straight on most chairs.

            prostate issues or beginning if a pelvic floor frick up.
            trust me on this and chill with the masturbation. i fricked up my pelvic floor, have ED now and still working to this day to unfrick it. i get sharp pain spikes every once in a blue moon, absolutely randomly. intense and long masturbation sessions through my teen years (hours long, up to 12) and unbridled access to internet porn fricked me up. I wish that I was never given internet access in the first place.

            gods speed, see a doc, and stop before its too late.

            The thing is though, I don't jerk off that often. Most of the time it's just limited to once a week so I don't mess up my bedsheets.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, my lower back is killing me. I can't sit for more than an hour straight on most chairs.
            yahari... you should definitely see your doc and mention the orgasm pain but you likely have a low-back/lumbar injury, mention this to the doc because this sounds like the root cause

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >but you likely have a low-back/lumbar injury, mention this to the doc because this sounds like the root cause
            I'm hoping that's the case.

            GUYS I'M BLATANTLY MAKING A THREAD TO BAIT HOMOSEXUAL ATTENTION
            POST YOUR DISCORDS SO I CAN VAGUEPOST AT YOU AND IGNORE YOUR EMOTIONS WHILE WHINING AT YOU FOR ATTENTION AND VALIDATION
            DO IT YOU USELESS Black folk YOU'RE GULLIBLE AND I'M SHAMELESS

            Thanks for the bump anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Most of the time it's just limited to once a week so I don't mess up my bedsheets
            ?????????

            You limit your jacking off to once a week so you don't mess up your bedsheets..? What the frick? How do your sheets even get messed up? From you cumming all over them? You dirty bastard..

            You realize you don't have to jack off in your bed, right? lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I meant that I jerk off at most once a week to stop wetdreams

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit, I see. I've never had a wet dream in my life lol

            I still jack off daily for the fun of it though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I envy you. There's nothing more worse than waking up in the middle of night to shower.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I envy you. There's nothing more worse than waking up in the middle of night to shower.
            You get up and shower just because you came on yourself? Frickin.. WHY?

            Try jacking off daily, maybe that'll kill the wet dream shit lol. Plus it's a great hobby

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yikes, definitely get your prostate check anon. I’m serious. Yes he has to shove a finger up your butt, but would you rather have that and live, or not have that than die.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to help you other than to say you aren't alone. This used to happen to me but I also have neuromuscular issues so I can't tell you exactly what the cause was. I didn't jerk off often for a good while because of it, and even though it got better on its own after several years, post-organism is still painful to some degree, just not the sharp pain deep in my ass like before. It's embarrassing but yeah, you ought to see your doc, I wish I had and I probably still should to. If it isn't directly your prostate, it might be your spinal cord, do you ever have back pain not masturbation related?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    prostate issues or beginning if a pelvic floor frick up.
    trust me on this and chill with the masturbation. i fricked up my pelvic floor, have ED now and still working to this day to unfrick it. i get sharp pain spikes every once in a blue moon, absolutely randomly. intense and long masturbation sessions through my teen years (hours long, up to 12) and unbridled access to internet porn fricked me up. I wish that I was never given internet access in the first place.

    gods speed, see a doc, and stop before its too late.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS I'M BLATANTLY MAKING A THREAD TO BAIT HOMOSEXUAL ATTENTION
    POST YOUR DISCORDS SO I CAN VAGUEPOST AT YOU AND IGNORE YOUR EMOTIONS WHILE WHINING AT YOU FOR ATTENTION AND VALIDATION
    DO IT YOU USELESS Black folk YOU'RE GULLIBLE AND I'M SHAMELESS

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