>see dark colored Ford Explorer. >immediately assume it's a cop and slow down

>see dark colored Ford Explorer
>immediately assume it's a cop and slow down

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slow down
    Why were you speeding?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modified transmission
      Croozing speed is 70mph in third gear
      55mph is midway up second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why aren't you driving at a ridiculously low speed for a modern automobile whose only purpose is to generate revenue and keep NPCs in check

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically because I don't want to risk owing money to them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because have sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a fag

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me fr

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >auto only
    >McDonald's
    >eggshit
    >blacked out
    nagger and ricer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      's

      ?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell by the wheels

    Sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >night drive
      >behind black exploder
      >with a roof rack
      >going 5 under the speed limit
      >"dude you can just tell by the wheels"
      I'm not passing that shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        look for the municipal plate, lights in the corners of the rear windshield, and second antenna
        it's not that hard to spot one when you know what you're looking for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the cop ones where I live have the chrome grille and standard wheels like the civilian models.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately assume it's a cop and slow down
        I look for the hideaway lights. They all have parabolic reflectors so they're easy to notice even from a distance. Tint doesn't hide them well either. Steelies are also a pretty dead giveaway, as are small alloys.

        >Some of the cop ones where I live have the chrome grille and standard wheels like the civilian models.
        Correct. When PDs purchase cars, they don't always buy the Interceptors, but will also buy base and fleet models from dealers for upfit. As sexy as a turbocharged, AWD platform Interceptor is, it's expensive.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speed down highway in my transit with coworker riding shotgun
    >a-aint you worried of speeding tickets?
    nope, i check every car i pass and know whats behind me
    >pass a gray passat wagon with tinted windows and tablet on dash
    yeah, told you so, thats a copper....
    >pull in infront of him and goes speed limit
    >cop turns on flashers and sirens and take on the car that came speeding even faster behind me again
    >coworker quiet rest of the drive
    happend today, not shure if its luck or skillz but it feels good.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see obvious GSA or state vehicle
    >continue to plot about Total Glownagger Death

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They also use ford pickups these days. Always assume you’re being watched.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see dark colored Ford Explorer
    >immediately assume it's a cop and speed up

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been pulled over by a Yaris. I've learned to just not give a fuck unless they're parked.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a white Charger or white Exploder.

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