Searches for "how to break an arm" surge in Russia

As you can guess it's a way of avoiding conscription.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful of wishing a russian good luck, next time he won't be able to walk

      But they have the heckin based millitary ads

      Break a leg!

      >announce partial conscription
      >Self mutilation amongst Russian skyrockets
      >Now they're out of work aswell

      The master strategist is at it again

      >"how are our new recruits doing?"
      >"What do you mean he stuck his hand in a wood chipper"

      Google is banned in Russia you absolute retard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're getting fined regularly not banned retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it is not, instagram and Twitter are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but i fap to russian figure skater on IG. It's not banned

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >berlusconi joined the thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be careful of wishing a russian good luck, next time he won't be able to walk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they have the heckin based millitary ads

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Break a leg!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >announce partial conscription
    >Self mutilation amongst Russian skyrockets
    >Now they're out of work aswell

    The master strategist is at it again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zero conscription, only reservists being called up
      I'm starting to think you're Russian bots trying to make NATO look stupid, you homosexuals lie about everything, how could NATO shills be this dumb?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"how are our new recruits doing?"
      >"What do you mean he stuck his hand in a wood chipper"

      He's literally gotten to the point where he has to referendum annex his way into a land bridge to Crimea so he can call any Ukrainian attack a "attack on sovereign Russian territory"

      No matter how much you cope, this is a U-turn that's come about through Ukraine's wins in the east

      [...]
      >Surely it'll only just be partial (definitely not something they swore they'd never do)

      Searches for "are trannies considered disabled and unqualified for service" surged at these sirs addresses.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"how are our new recruits doing?"
    >"What do you mean he stuck his hand in a wood chipper"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russians who use Google. This is everything you need to know about this news. Those are mostly SJWs who hate Russia anyway and want to get out as fast as possible to work for some Californian AI butt plug start up or some shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the punishment for draft dodging and what happened to draft dodgers in ww1/2?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it will be jail in Russia. All 300k who are getting mobilized are already informed. All of them have military experience. Shoigu said himself no students and conscripts. My guess is that all those news about long lines at borders and people searching on how to get out, booked out flights and so on is mostly fake news trying to cause chaos in Russia.

        The real scary shit is when NATO realises Ukraine is finally lost no matter how many weapons, billions and support they pour in and tries to double down. If NATO decides to join shit is about to escelate real quick and you'll have people in Europe searching how to get the fuck out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally gotten to the point where he has to referendum annex his way into a land bridge to Crimea so he can call any Ukrainian attack a "attack on sovereign Russian territory"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is just legal bullshit. Just like UK and USA did their weapons of mass destruction bullshit to get their war.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              True, all imperialism is deplorable

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In this case I would not call it imperialism. The threat to Russia is real and existential, right next to their border. I'm not going to pretend we are on "the right side of history" just because I'm from Germany. NATO seriously fucked us.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest fuck up Germany had is not being reunified under the DDR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All Putin has to do is smuggle weapons to all those islamic refugees and let them wreck havoc from the inside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shoigu said himself no students and conscripts.
          Imagine believing what a Vatnik says.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine using common sense
            Try it. Russia has a huge amount of men to chose from right at this moment, even in peace times without general mobilization. More than enough weapons and equipment. Established supply chains and logistics. Even these 300k right now is only a part of their potential. Students and conscript have nothing to worry about at this moment. Like I said, if NATO escelates this could change real quick.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying euros and americans wouldn't do the exact same thing if a draft was put in effect in their country

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    partial mobilization, only reserves being called up
    you homosexuals keep lying literally no one believes anything you say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zero conscription, only reservists being called up
      I'm starting to think you're Russian bots trying to make NATO look stupid, you homosexuals lie about everything, how could NATO shills be this dumb?

      >Surely it'll only just be partial (definitely not something they swore they'd never do)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they never swore anything about mobilization, and its CLEARLY partial

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No matter how much you cope, this is a U-turn that's come about through Ukraine's wins in the east

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >winning is taking undefended territory at massive loss using foreign mercs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Surely they will take all the oblasts needed, and there is no reason for them rushing the referendums

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The liberated regions are voting to join russia
                >THIS MEANS WERE WINNING
                >Here's a video of a drone destroying a jeep
                >see were winning

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, pussies. They aren't even drafting civilians.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for natroon draft and try it. Not sure the graph will handle it kekek

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