>it's really going to happen this time >and it's bad
The amount of magma under the island isn't *that* bad
It may cause issues for Iceland but doubtful it'll cause issues outside of there
>be me >break down after a shitty week >vent about dumb yet successful average IQ normies who only excel by socializing and leveraging smart / hard workers >wish a global EMP would wipe them all off earth >100% convinced this is my fault
Meh. Not as exciting as an EMP, but pompeii II will do.
NOOOOOO! I loved my vacation in Iceland! It was cool, too. Never had langoustines before. Who knew tiny lobsters were a thing. Don't blame me... only rude tourists I saw were Asian. Fucking animals, man. They'd bum rush every major tourist trap, pushing and shoving. We stopped going to places on the brochure and set out for the toughest hiking spots. All white people, just as I suspected.
I went to Iceland in 2016, even then everything along the ring road was flooded with chinks. I can only imagine how bad it's got since then. I feel bad for you.
I just went to Europe. Iceland Air offers cheap flights, and ya put stop in Iceland which is cool to just land there and hang out for a minute then leave.
Fuck, maybe I should log in for the first time in seven or eight years and fly my character back home to Tama. I don't wanna die in the ass end of Blood Raider NPC space.
It will be a very large effusive eruption with some explosive elements to it lasting for months if the worst case happens. 1783 eruption of laki/grimsvotn is a good example of what iceland is capable of producing if shit hits the fan completely. Eruptions like those are the closest thing to actual flood basalt shit you are likely to see during your lifetime.
Some say 2024, some 2025, some 2030, some 2032, some say 2040. All I know is if the superpower shit is true I'm gonna be Anti-semite Man, the hero the world needs but not the one it deserves.
If the events of this prophecy come true, just remember... If you join forces with this shadowy cabal, you are serving the antichrist and will be destroyed.
If a tsunami happens it is entirely predictable as the Dutch election is in 9 days and that PM they have is absolutely power mad and would love to cancel the elections. The Netherlands would be finished as a farming nation, exactly as the WEF mega-city plan stated.
Watch the mega tsunami documentary, the official narrative is that there is water inside the land and it heats up and cases a huge landslide, but the professor, Bill McGuire, that talks about it clearly knows it is HAARP and he ran the 2004 tsunami operation, and even bragged that it was the worst place on Earth to happen ie max damage and minimum prepardness.
Hawaii's volcanoes are of the shield type and mostly have had effusive (oozing eruptions.) The accumulated eruptive material forms unstable landforms that periodically fracture and fall into the sea, or if located under the sea surface, collapse to the sea floor, creating a megatsunami. Hawaii has had many such landslides during its geological history.
>Rutte is out aand that wont change.
You'll see. They're starting a huge satanic ritual in Las Vegas from Wednesday to Sunday witching hour and the result sets off their Go signal for the tsunami.
Who conquered La Palma for Spain? Alonso Fernandez the conquistador. Recognise the name?
Look at the age of the Japanese f1 driver Tsunoda, 10 years old 10 months exactly the day the US Navy did the Japan tsunami in 2011.
Alonsos last win was Rishi Sunaks 33rd birthday. Rishi Sunak is tied to that Life of Pi flood film. Trump was 3 years 333 days old on the first ever F1 race.
F1 is a satanic ritual laying out the story of the rise of the World Saviour/ israeli Messiah, Donald Trump, which happens after the flood ritual.
Waaaaay ahead of you on that. Between the crap bill gates has done to the atmosphere to minimize UV rays reaching earth and everything else, including the most accurate source of climate patterns has said, Farmer's Almanac, and a long hot summer and Spring, which usually means a longer colder Winter, I fully expect this Winter to be long and brutal.
LOL! Even then imagine a large chunk of Iceland (or Ireland) flying across the sky high enough to hit London.
Never mind nukes! Would be millions of time worse.
Would cause global earth quakes.
fire storms across the globe.
Would be global winter for decades.
UK and Western Europe vaporised.
That’s getting close to an extinction level event. Worse than a super volcano!
>meed
How about you meed my cock with your mouth, homosexual.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
We've got a spicy one here...
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah that's what your mom said, sour kraut.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
The island ape just has to take the mom pill, so predictable.
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This is like picking legs off a (scat obsessed) insect. Germans have never been good at bantz, I'm moving on, kiddo. Maybe to that obnoxious huehue nagger...
>One of the most kiked, cucked, anarcho-tyrannical shitholes in the West >Exceeded only by Canada (one of your colonies) >Paki rape gangs get police protection while people go to jail for teaching their dog to do a Roman salute
You don't have the protection of God. You are being punished by God because you abandoned Him and because the Anglo race have been the #1 shabbos goys for the Canaanites.
Nobody cares, rotten teeth, your island will sink one way or another. Even if I have to drop OP's mom from a plane, your cursed island will cease to exist
Your attempts to bant are pitiful. There isn't a single curse worse than being British, even naggers and israelites aren't a disgraced thing as an 'anglo'. But for the greater good, in 5 to 10 years your tiny shithole will be just an annexed province from Pakistan.
You think we don't want that? Son, pakistan is a nuclear power. Imagine the merging of two nuclear powers with shariah law, two world class intelligence agencies and financiers that make israelites jealous. Superpower 2030, monkey.
There's full color spectrum led lighting available. Underground gardens with those can do just fine. Greenhoused plants with supplemental LED orange red spectrum lighting will do just fine. >tfw have tons of ideas to help people but no capital
its weird a few weeks ago I had that Jimmy Buffet song about the volcano stuck in my head at first I thought it was because he died recently but now I know
Singles doubles then triple, quadra and penta...
I beseech thee, combine with my deep numerals.
The time of chaos cometh.
Justice fallen upon the infallible boundary.
Appear now as an intangible distortion!
Dance, dance, dance!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force;
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders
and come from the abyss!
This is the mightiest means of attack known to men,
the ultimate attack magic!
EXPLOSION!
Where is the screencap
Of anon calling it
That a volcano would erupt
And the ash cloud would ground
All aviation in the Mediterranean and
Israel would be caught with its pants down
Against an enemy that does well with low tech
Warfare
>“largest European volcanic eruption” in 100 years
There an article to the worst in 100 years claim? I don't doubt it will erupt but I want to read how bad they think it's gonna be. The one back in 2010 affected Europe a bit.
we already had an iceland volcano happening some years ago, zoomers. some flights were cancelled for a few days and that's it. Literally nothing happened. Nothing is gonna happen.
>s-s-seriously g-guys it's over in 2 m-more w-weeeeks
Its like Christians 'expecting' the 'End of the World'. I suspect these 'scientists' want money as well as attention.
Da wurld be changin' n' shiet nigga
I be feelin dat shiet in da watah ya dig?
Be feelin dat shiet in da earf n' shiet
Dat shiet be stinkin up da ayyeerr.
Niggas be fogettin shiet, dem ol' heads got dey ass shot da FUCK up nigga.
All this crazy ahh shiet started when da blingz wuz made. Three given to da lightskin niggas fruitest big bootiest of all da niggas. Seven to da lil' niggas, who be buildin' dem auto glocks in dey traphouses n' shiet. Nine dem rangz wuz given to da dark skin niggas, and dem niggas just wanna run da hood. Deez bling-blangz and rangz n shiet ran da block givin' us da POWAH. Dem niggaz wuz tricked ON GAWD. The ops nevah knew some pasty bitch ass yt boi named SOURAAWN put some trackas on dey shiet. He put all his RAYCISS n' AWPRESSIVENESS booshiet on all dem rangz. A rang ta put down da MELANATED NIGGA! LAWD DEM RANGZ! DA RAANNGGGZ OFFF POWWWWAAAHHHHH!
These goyim foolishly expelled the corrupt ~~*bankers*~~ from their country years ago. Now the rabbis have cracked open their spellbook (instruction manual to their seismic DARPA weapons), and noe Icelanders are finna' find out.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Whites believe that, even though their ancestors had 14 children, 3 generations ago, that females were married late.
No they were married at puberty. For all time.
And before puberty in the East.
Whites are fucking morons. And SHOULD be killed dead.
_
[...]
>
[...]
> >The victim’s father wished to donate his organs to save others. > >child executed by nagger vermin > >sell his body to save more ape monsters that got shot up by rival simian tribes
Was going to throw him out at 18 anyway.
Whites do that that.
Also never was going to let him have a cute little girl virgin bride.
Whites be like that.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Come shoot me then: you know where I am.
YHWH allows child brides.
You and your demi-god Jesus do not.
I will kill you when you show up to assault me in the curtalage of my home.
[...]
I was here before you , tourist.
LULZ is an anime website.
e-boi is life. Whites are death (don't like cute young girls, don't produce any kids)
[...]
YHWH allows child brides.
<-----
You know where I am. Come get me white fuck. I will kill you fucking dead and gone. Do you understand me?
YHWH says: "If anyone entices you to follow another Power: Kill them": which is what you white scum do: entice us to ignore YHWH and follow your law.
>the insane pedo is spamming the threads in the catalog
You misunderstand. The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book, not just snapshots of verses. The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Whites believe that, even though their ancestors had 14 children, 3 generations ago, that females were married late.
No they were married at puberty. For all time.
And before puberty in the East.
Whites are fucking morons. And SHOULD be killed dead.
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[...] >[...] > >The victim’s father wished to donate his organs to save others. > >child executed by nagger vermin > >sell his body to save more ape monsters that got shot up by rival simian tribes
Was going to throw him out at 18 anyway.
Whites do that that.
Also never was going to let him have a cute little girl virgin bride.
Whites be like that.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Come shoot me then: you know where I am.
YHWH allows child brides.
You and your demi-god Jesus do not.
I will kill you when you show up to assault me in the curtalage of my home.
[...]
I was here before you , tourist.
LULZ is an anime website.
e-boi is life. Whites are death (don't like cute young girls, don't produce any kids)
[...]
YHWH allows child brides.
<-----
You know where I am. Come get me white fuck. I will kill you fucking dead and gone. Do you understand me?
YHWH says: "If anyone entices you to follow another Power: Kill them": which is what you white scum do: entice us to ignore YHWH and follow your law. >>the insane pedo is spamming the threads in the catalog >You misunderstand. The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book, not just snapshots of verses. The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
HEY WHITE: I KNOW YOU REJECT THE LAW THAT ALLOWS MARRYING LITTLE GIRLS.
FUCK YOU.
YHWH took little girls for himself too; a share was given to him: of female children. Also to the priests, and also to the soliders. And yes they were female children if you read the hebrew.
White FUCK.
And no: "The Bible" is NOT ment to be taken as an entire book. When YHWH existed with Moses on this Earth in present form: the first 5 books existed. Not the rest you shitheads tacked on.
You rejected him when you took a King (Have no Power before Me). And he says so in the Hebrew. Dipshit WHITE FUCK.
>You misunderstand.
No I do not, white fuck. YHWH allows child brides; and tells men to take explicitly female children. > The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book,
No they are not. They are laws. And the rest of your "books" didn't exist when YHWH walked the Earth with Moses and AAron. > not just snapshots of verses.
Wrong: these are laws you REJECT. >The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
After first blood a girl was no longer seen as a true virgin.
They were married before puberty ended.
Moses was a crying na'ar when he was taken from the river by pharo's daughter.
And men can rape (tahphas: (to take, as to take a city)) female children (na'ar, puella, padia) under YHWH's law.
>You misunderstand.
No I do not, white fuck. YHWH allows child brides; and tells men to take explicitly female children. > The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book,
No they are not. They are laws. And the rest of your "books" didn't exist when YHWH walked the Earth with Moses and AAron. > not just snapshots of verses.
Wrong: these are laws you REJECT. >The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
After first blood a girl was no longer seen as a true virgin.
They were married before puberty ended.
Moses was a crying na'ar when he was taken from the river by pharo's daughter.
And men can rape (tahphas: (to take, as to take a city)) female children (na'ar, puella, padia) under YHWH's law.
Looks like the volcano has calmed down now, thankfully. I was worried. I guess we can go back to talking about the big game and enjoying potato based snacks, and carbonated beverages.
It's believed the lava deposit were getting from this eruption is a magnitude smaller than what we got from the laki eruption
It's be foolish to think it'll be anywhere near the same level
>fake a volcanic eruption to get Iceland's first rabbi to evacuate to Israel >turn out it was just a prank, some dudes were setting fire to bushes
don't let them back in
Bro, it's so over for us. The entire highlands will explode! And then we will get drowned by the tidal wave because we no longer have mountains hiding us!
Iceland will still be a better place to live than africa, israel, and 90% of the rest of the non-white world.
And the “white” world
Not if they get kiked like everywhere else.
Where Greta?
>Where Greta?
having her dreams voluntarily stolen by an Algerian "immigrant"
she should be there protesting on the edge of the crater
Hopefully. This eruption is going to undo whatever progress eco commies think they've accomplished.
Please, no volcano-shaming
Standing over the volcano with a dildo under her, waiting for it to be thrust in to her vagene with the force of several nuclear bombs.
Playing with her autism octopus, don't be mean
Winter chan will bless us with a mighty cold winter you say?
Rolling for post-nuclear post-volcanut wintry wonderland
It's about to be Waterland.
Carlos?
No, idiot, its going to be lavaland.
Dimmu Borgir in full effect
>Dimmu Borgir in full effect
it's really going to happen this time
and it's bad
dark summers failed crops famine
They evacuated a fishing village, not the entire fucking island.
It's a pretty big island, right?
Two more weeks bruh
it's a mantle plume event that reaches all the way to the Indian ocean and Indonesia and Pacific ocean
Banda Sea Quake Mantle Plume Event Nov 7, 2023
Geomagnetic EarthWatch ( Brian Gunderson )
Not for me.
>it's really going to happen this time
>and it's bad
The amount of magma under the island isn't *that* bad
It may cause issues for Iceland but doubtful it'll cause issues outside of there
Stop your doomer posting
Nothing ever happens
Hope you got your bean jars while they are still cheap
dis nigga eaten beenz
Iceland is barren anyway because they have this law that sheep and cattle can graze anywhere so they eat all the grass and plants.
I hope this kills our entire tourism industry.
Lad, it will probably do much more than that if it blows. I suggest you get right with Christ while you still can.
>be me
>break down after a shitty week
>vent about dumb yet successful average IQ normies who only excel by socializing and leveraging smart / hard workers
>wish a global EMP would wipe them all off earth
>100% convinced this is my fault
Meh. Not as exciting as an EMP, but pompeii II will do.
Rolling for Anelectric Bogaloo: Pompei II Will Do
I hope you still can fish herrings.
NOOOOOO! I loved my vacation in Iceland! It was cool, too. Never had langoustines before. Who knew tiny lobsters were a thing. Don't blame me... only rude tourists I saw were Asian. Fucking animals, man. They'd bum rush every major tourist trap, pushing and shoving. We stopped going to places on the brochure and set out for the toughest hiking spots. All white people, just as I suspected.
Based, tourists are the tip of the spear of globohomo
I went to Iceland in 2016, even then everything along the ring road was flooded with chinks. I can only imagine how bad it's got since then. I feel bad for you.
I hope it cleanses the island for a new wave of colonizers to inhabit.
>zero McDonalds in Iceland
you must be doing something right already.
why would it?
Based?
Tbh though if this eruption happens im 100% coming to your country to see it icebro
Who tf goes to Iceland as a tourist
People who like nature scenery shit, There’s some sick nature shit there
I just went to Europe. Iceland Air offers cheap flights, and ya put stop in Iceland which is cool to just land there and hang out for a minute then leave.
Jesus Christ is everyone with a Canadian flag a 3rd worlder?
are you kidding? it would become photographically unique
>become
It already is
It'll be fucking based. You'll be back to eating skarpr and skyr
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY EVE ONLINE ACCOUNTS??
Fuck, maybe I should log in for the first time in seven or eight years and fly my character back home to Tama. I don't wanna die in the ass end of Blood Raider NPC space.
The wide spread of the quakes suggest something very big. The burning question is will it be effusive, explosive, or a combination?
>The burning question is will it be effusive, explosive, or a combination?
Ahhh. The daily Chron's question.
It will be a very large effusive eruption with some explosive elements to it lasting for months if the worst case happens. 1783 eruption of laki/grimsvotn is a good example of what iceland is capable of producing if shit hits the fan completely. Eruptions like those are the closest thing to actual flood basalt shit you are likely to see during your lifetime.
In the worst case, how fucked are we?
Was there ever a large one?i mean its not hard being big if your surrounded by dwarfs.
The real kicker is in the sky, the volcano is just the symptom.
Big brain here on Pelé
>Pelé
don't talk about my mum you fuckin prick
micro nova when
Some say 2024, some 2025, some 2030, some 2032, some say 2040. All I know is if the superpower shit is true I'm gonna be Anti-semite Man, the hero the world needs but not the one it deserves.
>I'm gonna be Anti-semite Man
>German Flag
God my hope for the future rises daily
If the events of this prophecy come true, just remember... If you join forces with this shadowy cabal, you are serving the antichrist and will be destroyed.
Just in time for winter.
Digts and the entire magma chamber collapses and explodes half the island causing a mega tsunami towards North America
>one off
Pack it up lads, its over
Rolling even tho i'm on the east coast.
Don't worry pal I think New Foundland & Labrador will take the hit
that line would go right through nyc and washington dc. what does it meannn!!?!???
I wouldn't complain if the Tsunami wiped out everything in the Gulf of St. Laurence, though.
rollin for, rolling for, coldest winter in last 100 years
Goodbye NYC hello midwest beach front property.
Leta gooooo
Föruuuuum
Rolling for TKD in NY and total potato nagger death in boston...Appalachian waterfront property would be cozy af....go home naggers. We're full
mfw nothing ever happens
>checkem
>no diggies
we've got zips in the wire here
it's my call -
drop a mega tsunami right on my pos
it's been a lovely fucking war
congrats
Let's see it happen
So Close neighbor of the beast
Yellowstone next.
Nothing ever happens
Kaboom
Rollin for God to bring down his wrath on the 3rd Babylon.
digits and nothing will happen
Digits and the moon reverses course and heads to Iceland.
I hope you used paper straw for your coke because this will fart 10 times more co2 into the atmosphere than all human effort combined for 100 years.
Magma expected to break through in multiple fissures somewhere on this yellow line.
NOT BLUE LAGOON!!!!!!
I know. Makes me sad.
100x worse than La Palma
The mega tsunami will be biblical
If a tsunami happens it is entirely predictable as the Dutch election is in 9 days and that PM they have is absolutely power mad and would love to cancel the elections. The Netherlands would be finished as a farming nation, exactly as the WEF mega-city plan stated.
ah fuck, that's no good, that will affect us all
How the fuck would a tsunami happen? its a slow ooze volcano like hawaii
Watch the mega tsunami documentary, the official narrative is that there is water inside the land and it heats up and cases a huge landslide, but the professor, Bill McGuire, that talks about it clearly knows it is HAARP and he ran the 2004 tsunami operation, and even bragged that it was the worst place on Earth to happen ie max damage and minimum prepardness.
Hawaii's volcanoes are of the shield type and mostly have had effusive (oozing eruptions.) The accumulated eruptive material forms unstable landforms that periodically fracture and fall into the sea, or if located under the sea surface, collapse to the sea floor, creating a megatsunami. Hawaii has had many such landslides during its geological history.
nagger if a mega tsunami happens I don’t think people are gonna give a fuck about some fucking Dutch election lmao
That is what I'm saying, he is going to become dictator using emergency Climate Lockdown laws.
God damn it, I hate israelite, they're gonna do it.
Look at the title of the first link I posted above by Sir David ~~*KING*~~, "Just suppose it was us", he is admitting they're going to do it.
Check out this lads channel he goes into it. If alonso wins in Vegas, it is ON for the tsunami.
https://www.youtube.com/@israeldiegoriveragenius2th164
>Netherlands would be finished as a farming nation
worlds best cheese and butter. leave them alone. AND, the hottest woman on the planet.
Rutte is out aand that wont change.
Next one will be Timmermans, the EU guy.
>Rutte is out aand that wont change.
You'll see. They're starting a huge satanic ritual in Las Vegas from Wednesday to Sunday witching hour and the result sets off their Go signal for the tsunami.
Who conquered La Palma for Spain? Alonso Fernandez the conquistador. Recognise the name?
Look at the age of the Japanese f1 driver Tsunoda, 10 years old 10 months exactly the day the US Navy did the Japan tsunami in 2011.
Alonsos last win was Rishi Sunaks 33rd birthday. Rishi Sunak is tied to that Life of Pi flood film. Trump was 3 years 333 days old on the first ever F1 race.
F1 is a satanic ritual laying out the story of the rise of the World Saviour/ israeli Messiah, Donald Trump, which happens after the flood ritual.
forgot pic
We may not like it, but THIS is what peak schitzophrenia looks like.
Ok I need more bro. Tell us all about F1’s connections to all of this.
Are you saying Alonso will win Vegas?
Stop posting this you fucking retard. This eruption doesn't have potential to cause a tsunami.
Is that a nuclear power plant??
The northern hemisphere might get fucked if they were stupid enough to build a nuclear powerplant in a seismic zone.
Geothermal. Safe.
>iceland
>nuclear
dumb mutt
It will be Katla
This is going to be the coldest winter in recent history. And it will continue for a few years. Buy your cold weather gear now while it's cheap.
Waaaaay ahead of you on that. Between the crap bill gates has done to the atmosphere to minimize UV rays reaching earth and everything else, including the most accurate source of climate patterns has said, Farmer's Almanac, and a long hot summer and Spring, which usually means a longer colder Winter, I fully expect this Winter to be long and brutal.
Hopefully, i haven't frozen in a long time...
>I fully expect this Winter to be long and brutal
Chicken Little weather forecasting at its finest.
That's some severely patronizing hyperbole
It's still above freezing in a part of Canada thats usually -20c by now. Shits mild as fuck this year.
Which means the Arctic is becoming extra-cold.
There's a reason Arctic ice is at record levels. And all that freezing air will come here before long.
Real snownagger hours
>"It will happen when the weather cools, that's when they'll make their move"
Shieeeet
2 more weeks
But can it take down England as well ?
imagine a huge chunk of the island is lifted into the sky and lands right on top of the Parliament Building destroying half of London with it
>it will happen when the weather cools
>an island will float away
>a star will gorge itself on clay
Its happening
It's Iceland not Ireland you fucking spastic retard.
LOL! Even then imagine a large chunk of Iceland (or Ireland) flying across the sky high enough to hit London.
Never mind nukes! Would be millions of time worse.
Would cause global earth quakes.
fire storms across the globe.
Would be global winter for decades.
UK and Western Europe vaporised.
That’s getting close to an extinction level event. Worse than a super volcano!
Would you stfu?. You're destroying our carefully crafted image of being high IQ, suave, grammatically perfect posters.
No meed for crafting a image if its true.
>meed
How about you meed my cock with your mouth, homosexual.
We've got a spicy one here...
Yeah that's what your mom said, sour kraut.
The island ape just has to take the mom pill, so predictable.
This is like picking legs off a (scat obsessed) insect. Germans have never been good at bantz, I'm moving on, kiddo. Maybe to that obnoxious huehue nagger...
I know it's our only weakness
Well, that and never winning a war against us.
No, because we are the bloodline of Jacob and God protects us (hence the moat that keeps us isolated from continental Caananites).
You're God damn right we are.
>One of the most kiked, cucked, anarcho-tyrannical shitholes in the West
>Exceeded only by Canada (one of your colonies)
>Paki rape gangs get police protection while people go to jail for teaching their dog to do a Roman salute
You don't have the protection of God. You are being punished by God because you abandoned Him and because the Anglo race have been the #1 shabbos goys for the Canaanites.
Please.....Please .......Flood Basalt!
>not ring of fire
nothingburger
Haha, no. There are volcanoes and megathrust faultlines capable of apocalyptic destruction scattered across the globe.
It's over, Ice World.
Everything is fake until proven gay.
Exactly
Iceland is becoming Fireland?
You should watch the animated Dino de Laurentis movieFire and Ice…
Hopefully it causes a new ice age
Fimbulwinter is back on the menu boys
ITT: Amerimutts have no fucking idea where Iceland is in relation to the United Kingdom or even mainland Europe.
what? you fly right over it on the LAX to LHR route.
I was there July 2017.
I got hammered at The Big Lebowski bar and played trivia with Icelandic lesbians.
Ate hakarl and chased it with Brennivin
>Amerimutts have no fucking idea where Iceland is
RT tix are 349,00$USD right now. Trust me, I know. They love some Amerimutt
No American would ever format anything in this post in that way, Ramesh.
Rent free
Nobody cares, rotten teeth, your island will sink one way or another. Even if I have to drop OP's mom from a plane, your cursed island will cease to exist
Hey tranny, bbl your way onto my bbc
Your attempts to bant are pitiful. There isn't a single curse worse than being British, even naggers and israelites aren't a disgraced thing as an 'anglo'. But for the greater good, in 5 to 10 years your tiny shithole will be just an annexed province from Pakistan.
You think we don't want that? Son, pakistan is a nuclear power. Imagine the merging of two nuclear powers with shariah law, two world class intelligence agencies and financiers that make israelites jealous. Superpower 2030, monkey.
Who's we?
Leave.
Ohhhhh Tommy Tommy, Tommy Tommy flees in a rainbow taxee
I don't give a shit about Tomuel Robinsberg, you two can fuck off together in the same rainbow cab
Didn't even acknowledge how good a rhyme that was, you can use it at the next protest if you like.
Holy shit, how can I ever recover from this? Guess I'm gonna eat this delicious soup in distress
>Guess I'm gonna eat this delicious soup in distress
Dog or cat?
I'm hue not a chink, it's monkeys soup
>it’s far away
>this means that it isn’t on the European tectonic plate
Is this the vaunted European intelligentsia I’ve heard so much about?
What is 'shit not worth knowing' for $1000, Alex?
Any flowing lava yet?
White refugees? Could such a thing be possible?
Not to here, hell no. Go back to norway homosexuals. We only accept naggers and spics.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/sir-david-king-just-suppose-it-was-us-15141.html
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1833704/tsunami-waves-uk-seaside-cities
globohomo uses normal nature occurrences as bait and distraction
>Supervolcano that is a potential extinction level event
Do you think all the rich people went to their bunkers already?
hmm now that you mention it Rothschilds were selling off a lot of shit, many people thought that was strange
GOD FUCK ITS HAPPENING ISNT IT?
>hmm now that you mention it Rothschilds were selling off a lot of shit, many people thought that was strange
>GOD FUCK ITS HAPPENING ISNT IT?
Look like animals who's lands were taken. You can see them in the smoke coming for you. I'm sorry God I'm worth nothing
i hope this doesn't hamper our military supply flights to israel
Is it?
You best start praying, I just did
I'm looking forward to more comfy volcano threads.
Picrel is the only kind of glowing approved by /misc/
Just bring it
Someone explain to me why it is really happening this time
Also, how long - 2 weeks?
Last global batch of blondegirls now cooked in magma and blacked
>mfw I didn't have time to find a gril to share the end of the world with
Fitting id?
Kek. How the hell do I get this little hat off my head?!
I am so glad I did blue lagoon on my last eve fanfest
Nothing ever happens.
Crops will die billions will die it's over
Yeah, WEF even talked about creating droughts and famines. How do we even prepare?
eat the WEF
Easy af
https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage?lang=eng
There's full color spectrum led lighting available. Underground gardens with those can do just fine. Greenhoused plants with supplemental LED orange red spectrum lighting will do just fine.
>tfw have tons of ideas to help people but no capital
There isn't enough capital. Yes we can grow plants with LEDs, but all the LEDs in the world only grow so many plants.
its weird a few weeks ago I had that Jimmy Buffet song about the volcano stuck in my head at first I thought it was because he died recently but now I know
>oi you got a loicense for that oiceland
just came here to say this
ETNA HAS BLOWN
https://twitter.com/i/status/1723747357823586483
I have farts more devastating than that.
Volcanoes just be going off everywhere now damn. We're fucked
God is coming, and he is pissed.
Isn't etna the most active in the world? The tour at the top looks like Mordor
Nothing will happen as always.
You idiots were raving about la palma, and what happened?
Nothing.
What makes you think this one will be any different?
This
I'm tired of these fucking volcano threads where nothing happens
Great toonburg not gonna be happy about that release of green house gasses. She should go protest it.
Time to die from volcano ash since it's everything but
Singles doubles then triple, quadra and penta...
I beseech thee, combine with my deep numerals.
The time of chaos cometh.
Justice fallen upon the infallible boundary.
Appear now as an intangible distortion!
Dance, dance, dance!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force;
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders
and come from the abyss!
This is the mightiest means of attack known to men,
the ultimate attack magic!
EXPLOSION!
You did it, Fren
>direct strike
indeed
Ragnarok confirmed incoming.
>“largest European volcanic eruption” in 100 years
You know what to do boys!
Would the tsunami still be relevant on the other side of the Belle Isle Straight?
>expecting
Planning. This is just their second attempt after their 2010 Eyjafjallajökull experiment proved promising.
theyre fine over there
That's what they get for israeliteing their tourism industry
TWO
An island will drift away.
We will see
Where is the screencap
Of anon calling it
That a volcano would erupt
And the ash cloud would ground
All aviation in the Mediterranean and
Israel would be caught with its pants down
Against an enemy that does well with low tech
Warfare
Prose form for attention
>“largest European volcanic eruption” in 100 years
There an article to the worst in 100 years claim? I don't doubt it will erupt but I want to read how bad they think it's gonna be. The one back in 2010 affected Europe a bit.
Was that st Helen's?
Mount Saint Helens, Washington is in Belgium.
>largest European volcanic eruption” in 100 years in Iceland
what media said this?
God literally creating more land for white people
I still need to get up & go to work @4am, don't I?
we already had an iceland volcano happening some years ago, zoomers. some flights were cancelled for a few days and that's it. Literally nothing happened. Nothing is gonna happen.
nothing ever happens
Just in time for us to get a volcanic snowy winter, thank you Ari!
This will be a big gay nothingburger with no livestreams
This is likely going to further poison the water supply
So your telling me they have to import 100000 immigrants?
If d0bs I colonize Iceland with BTC (big tico cock)
>Scientists expecting
here you go you lazy homosexual
it quieted down alot.. i think that it will pop thursday or it is a nothingburger
Two high 3s in 90 seconds just now, here we go
>mfw I see someone replied to me and it's just a mass replier
>s-s-seriously g-guys it's over in 2 m-more w-weeeeks
Its like Christians 'expecting' the 'End of the World'. I suspect these 'scientists' want money as well as attention.
>be Icelandic
>a fucking volcano explodes under your house
to them it's like living with hurricanes in Florida, or how they ski all summer in Canada.
They get all the cool stuff 🙁
Singles and nothing burger.
>that image
Kek, I feel like it's ancient and I should've seen it over the past thirty fucking years on the internet
NOT MY PROBLEM
Da wurld be changin' n' shiet nigga
I be feelin dat shiet in da watah ya dig?
Be feelin dat shiet in da earf n' shiet
Dat shiet be stinkin up da ayyeerr.
Niggas be fogettin shiet, dem ol' heads got dey ass shot da FUCK up nigga.
All this crazy ahh shiet started when da blingz wuz made. Three given to da lightskin niggas fruitest big bootiest of all da niggas. Seven to da lil' niggas, who be buildin' dem auto glocks in dey traphouses n' shiet. Nine dem rangz wuz given to da dark skin niggas, and dem niggas just wanna run da hood. Deez bling-blangz and rangz n shiet ran da block givin' us da POWAH. Dem niggaz wuz tricked ON GAWD. The ops nevah knew some pasty bitch ass yt boi named SOURAAWN put some trackas on dey shiet. He put all his RAYCISS n' AWPRESSIVENESS booshiet on all dem rangz. A rang ta put down da MELANATED NIGGA! LAWD DEM RANGZ! DA RAANNGGGZ OFFF POWWWWAAAHHHHH!
dogs barking like crazy in whole town
>another dog on a racing bike
>a quake
>????
feel like nothing?
>huge quake far away
If this is a haarp operation or similar, please continue, this small island would make a hilarious sacrifice
which way will this go for the climate? water particles can heat up the air but ash can block the sun and cool it
>in 100 years
That's it? Wake me up when something big happens.
rolling for this is the dragons belly dripping
Well hot damn
LEAKED VOLCANO FOOTAGE!
>LEAKED VOLCANO FOOTAGE
So we're going to Ibiza then?
We shall all be baptized in flame.
The world is due for a cleansing, humanity and its hubris failed, yet again. See you next time stinkies
I want to watch some hi-res lava footage
This means something worse happened in the early 1900s anon and you don't even know about it
Fuck yourself with these nothing burgers
These goyim foolishly expelled the corrupt ~~*bankers*~~ from their country years ago. Now the rabbis have cracked open their spellbook (instruction manual to their seismic DARPA weapons), and noe Icelanders are finna' find out.
Link?
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
Whites believe that, even though their ancestors had 14 children, 3 generations ago, that females were married late.
No they were married at puberty. For all time.
And before puberty in the East.
Whites are fucking morons. And SHOULD be killed dead.
_
>
> >The victim’s father wished to donate his organs to save others.
> >child executed by nagger vermin
> >sell his body to save more ape monsters that got shot up by rival simian tribes
Was going to throw him out at 18 anyway.
Whites do that that.
Also never was going to let him have a cute little girl virgin bride.
Whites be like that.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
Come shoot me then: you know where I am.
YHWH allows child brides.
You and your demi-god Jesus do not.
I will kill you when you show up to assault me in the curtalage of my home.
I was here before you , tourist.
LULZ is an anime website.
e-boi is life. Whites are death (don't like cute young girls, don't produce any kids)
YHWH allows child brides.
<-----
You know where I am. Come get me white fuck. I will kill you fucking dead and gone. Do you understand me?
YHWH says: "If anyone entices you to follow another Power: Kill them": which is what you white scum do: entice us to ignore YHWH and follow your law.
>the insane pedo is spamming the threads in the catalog
You misunderstand. The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book, not just snapshots of verses. The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
>
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Whites believe that, even though their ancestors had 14 children, 3 generations ago, that females were married late.
No they were married at puberty. For all time.
And before puberty in the East.
Whites are fucking morons. And SHOULD be killed dead.
_
[...]
>[...]
> >The victim’s father wished to donate his organs to save others.
> >child executed by nagger vermin
> >sell his body to save more ape monsters that got shot up by rival simian tribes
Was going to throw him out at 18 anyway.
Whites do that that.
Also never was going to let him have a cute little girl virgin bride.
Whites be like that.
Whites hate e-bois and worship white women as a god. By definition.
Fuck white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbalTKCO7tk
[...]
Come shoot me then: you know where I am.
YHWH allows child brides.
You and your demi-god Jesus do not.
I will kill you when you show up to assault me in the curtalage of my home.
[...]
I was here before you , tourist.
LULZ is an anime website.
e-boi is life. Whites are death (don't like cute young girls, don't produce any kids)
[...]
YHWH allows child brides.
<-----
You know where I am. Come get me white fuck. I will kill you fucking dead and gone. Do you understand me?
YHWH says: "If anyone entices you to follow another Power: Kill them": which is what you white scum do: entice us to ignore YHWH and follow your law.
>>the insane pedo is spamming the threads in the catalog
>You misunderstand. The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book, not just snapshots of verses. The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
HEY WHITE: I KNOW YOU REJECT THE LAW THAT ALLOWS MARRYING LITTLE GIRLS.
FUCK YOU.
YHWH took little girls for himself too; a share was given to him: of female children. Also to the priests, and also to the soliders. And yes they were female children if you read the hebrew.
White FUCK.
And no: "The Bible" is NOT ment to be taken as an entire book. When YHWH existed with Moses on this Earth in present form: the first 5 books existed. Not the rest you shitheads tacked on.
You rejected him when you took a King (Have no Power before Me). And he says so in the Hebrew. Dipshit WHITE FUCK.
Marry LITTLE GIRLS.
>You misunderstand.
No I do not, white fuck. YHWH allows child brides; and tells men to take explicitly female children.
> The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book,
No they are not. They are laws. And the rest of your "books" didn't exist when YHWH walked the Earth with Moses and AAron.
> not just snapshots of verses.
Wrong: these are laws you REJECT.
>The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
After first blood a girl was no longer seen as a true virgin.
They were married before puberty ended.
Moses was a crying na'ar when he was taken from the river by pharo's daughter.
And men can rape (tahphas: (to take, as to take a city)) female children (na'ar, puella, padia) under YHWH's law.
You rejected him.
White fuck.
Hope he comes back.
Your god is woman.
>You misunderstand.
No I do not, white fuck. YHWH allows child brides; and tells men to take explicitly female children.
> The verses are meant to be taken as an entire book,
No they are not. They are laws. And the rest of your "books" didn't exist when YHWH walked the Earth with Moses and AAron.
> not just snapshots of verses.
Wrong: these are laws you REJECT.
>The women were allowed to be brought to a mature age before married off.
After first blood a girl was no longer seen as a true virgin.
They were married before puberty ended.
Moses was a crying na'ar when he was taken from the river by pharo's daughter.
And men can rape (tahphas: (to take, as to take a city)) female children (na'ar, puella, padia) under YHWH's law.
You rejected him.
White fuck.
Hope he comes back.
Your god is woman
Looks like the volcano has calmed down now, thankfully. I was worried. I guess we can go back to talking about the big game and enjoying potato based snacks, and carbonated beverages.
>the big game and enjoying potato based snacks, and carbonated beverages.
For me it's well done hash browns, beer and TKD
has the front fallen off yet?
>ctrl f stream
>one result about no streams
wtf, /lpg/ was peak comfy
Remember La Palma? Remember Tonga twister?
/misc/ will never stop falling for fake happenings that sound like something out of a movie.
I may be a doomerfag but I'm also an optimist. One of these days it's gonna happen and it's gonna happen big, until then I'm bumping Ron Paul threads
Any happening? Is there lava, at least?
Not my problem.
It won't blow
nothing ever happens
That's actually a hord of titans coming at you
fugg picrel
>1784
>1784
>1784
https://www.encyclopedie-environnement.org/en/society/laki-fissure-eruption-1783-1784/
FUGGGGGG
It's believed the lava deposit were getting from this eruption is a magnitude smaller than what we got from the laki eruption
It's be foolish to think it'll be anywhere near the same level
>mfw I was born to experience the end of days...
Iceland is on North America.
Is yurop about to enter another dark age? Like a physical one this time. Interesting times ahead
who does /misc/ believe caused the volcanic eruption?
Mantle plume?
>fake a volcanic eruption to get Iceland's first rabbi to evacuate to Israel
>turn out it was just a prank, some dudes were setting fire to bushes
don't let them back in
Uffda
Basert
yeah i'm not falling for another volcano non-event
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
I'm sure it was that one rabbi's fault
>entire population of iceland dies in volcanic eruption
>still behind russia for unnecessary violent deaths this year
poor iceland
i'll be worried if volcanoes in scotland start showing activity
Bro, it's so over for us. The entire highlands will explode! And then we will get drowned by the tidal wave because we no longer have mountains hiding us!
shut up nagger we're 2000ft above sea level
MEGA TSUNAMI BRO
IT'S SO OGRE
WE'RE GONNA DROOOWN
Rollin for shart fart
Will negate everything done in the name of environmentalism for the next 1000 years lmao.
>Scientists expecting “largest European volcanic eruption” in 100 years in Iceland
I won't be alive in 100 years, not my problem.
Traveling roasties will be seething.
Are there any good Icelandic porn actresses?
Let me guess, in 2 weeks?