LULZ / TV & Film

SCIENCE FICTION

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's columbia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked but for me its Magenta
      >tfw had a girl friend who played magenta at my local RHPS screenings, but i was too pussy to go with her
      how different would my life have been if i had gone with her to RHPS?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be having more sex anon. I'm sorry

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. X

    Will build a creature.

    (It’s always midnight somewhere)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my science I friggin' LOVE The Rocky Horror Picture show!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have to admit this was kind of a banger.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE ONE

    Is it really love, damnit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the songs immediately go downhill after this one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, they go downhill after toucha toucha touch me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the songs immediately go downhill after this one

          Eddie is literally the best song in the entire fucking thing you retards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be anyone on the cast
            >your biggest casting pull is Meat Loaf that nobody has seen in years who was a mega-star
            >he catapults the movie to legend status

            I still have no idea how the fuck they pulled that off with him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i loved over at the Frankenstein place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Frankenfurter’s last song
        >Don’t dreeeeeeam it
        >Be-e it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how was the floating lips shit done ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they got the singing asshole guy from Pïnk Flamingos and painted his ass then they filmed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically the same way they do the lips on the spongebob pirate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They took Patricia Quinn (Who plays Magenta and originally sang the same song in the stage production.) painted the lower half of her face black and her lips red and filmed a tight shot of her miming the song. The lips on the poster is of a model named Lorelei Shark.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE TWO:

    In which our hero and heroine suffer vehicular inconvenience and seek shelter from a most unusual, yet surprisingly welcoming, place

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE THREE:

    In which interlopers interfere with celebrations, with probable foreigners with ways different than our own.

    They may do some more folk dancing.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minigame to play while the thread timewarps on: guess the actress by their lips.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Felicity Jones

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Natalie Portman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daisy Ridley

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes.

            Natalie Portman

            nope.

            Felicity Jones

            nope.

            Lauren Bacall?

            nope, but right era.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Audrey

        Daisy

        Emilia

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, yes, yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lauren Bacall?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ingrid Bergman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting closer. Right geographical region.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only other scandinavian actress from that era I can think of is Anita Ekberg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ana de Armas

      Emilia Clarke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct on both.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE FOUR

    In which the Lord of the Manor appears!

    Such sophistication! (And charismatic sexual powr)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I SEE YOU SHIVVER WITH….

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i somehow always forget susan sarandon is in this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How could you forget her fantastic tits?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i preferred columbia's

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Antici-

        SCENE FIVE!

        In which our humble scientist introduces his esteemed guests to

        AN EXPERIMENT!

        (srsly, no way to behave on his first day)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ack

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its the sword of damocles

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a major surgery years ago and was on tons of opiates, and this song was stuck in my head for hours and hours on end as a gazed at the ceiling every night
    Strangely I still like it to this day

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go see this with friends
    >film's about some fucking tranny trying to build a fuck toy
    >completely confused as to why the fuck this is so popular

    Abject garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you're exactly the kind of normalfag the film is making fun of

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not being a tranny homosexual
        Oh, I'm so insulted...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you wear a "normal people scare me" shirt when you go to your gaming nights with your fat friends and talk about the most recent disney+ episodes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being such a smooth brain with LULZrot you think that's actually what the movies about at all
      loving every laugh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything I don't like is LULZ
        loving every laugh

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the Duel Duet

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the stage musical opening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too, magneta's voice is cute cute CUTE
      the entire recorded album of that show is worth a listen, especially the punk version of hot patootie. it's really sad that no good footage exists of the early plays

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone gone to one of those midnight showing of this? is it fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been to about 5 or 6. It's fun but I don't know how PC it's gotten. They used to say some pretty vulgar things at screenings but I don't know if that would fly with the Rocky Horror crowd today. Last one I went to was January 2016

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Janet Dr. Scott Janet Brad Rocky

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE SIX!

    What ever
    happened
    to

    Saturday night?

    (RIP Michael Lee Aday FOREVER)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's fucking Charles Atlas OP?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOOOOOOT PATOOOOOOTIE!
    HOOOOOOT PATOOOOOOTIE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK 'N' ROLL!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's magenta.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAS IT KINOOOOOO??????

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCENE SEVEN!

    SLUT.

    SLUT!!!!!
    (Can’t find a film version. Huh.)

    slut.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frrom the day he was born

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This song is great but the film is fucking trash. I'd never been so viscerally disgusted by a movie before. And I had such high hopes considering how many otherwise sensible people races about this degenerate dumpster fire or a movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people get filtered by the sheer amount of camp in it. It's usually solved by just not thinking about it too much, and focus on things you can relate to. Like your waifu being made 3D and hating your guts, or the silly fun of the dances. It's really about letting loose. Don't let anyone look at it too deeply, otherwise little petshop of horros is gonna be a socioeconomic treatise soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >don't think about it too carefully, goy. Just enjoy the music and dancing; don't pay any attention to the lyrics about behaving like degenerate freaks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a genre parody but also follows the format from those old B movies formerly enforced by morality laws imposed on filmmakers - the degenerates die for their wickedness and seduced innocents lament and repent at the end.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon engaging in good faith argument with LULZ is a doomed endeavor. Even if you get him to admit it's a parody of old hays code RKO pictures, he's still going to claim it's degenerate propaganda by the LIBRUL ELITE to groom children (despite it being a micro-budget gonzo film based on a niche play no one had ever heard of).

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but I'm also LULZ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's viscerally disgusted by Susan Sarandon running around in her underwear for 60% of the movie
      >He's viscerally disgusted by seeing Columbia's nipple in the pool scene
      I'm sorry anon it's homosexualry, there is no cure for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like Rocky Horror so much at ten I convinced my parents to take me to a midnight showing for my 11th birthday
      >got there
      >the fans were fucking goblin monster people in drag and sheeeit
      >they were pre-partying outside the theater and singing songs about cutting women up and fucking them
      >got too spooked
      >chickened out and said I didn't want to see the midnight showing anymore
      >went to an all-night diner and had a patty melt instead

      Laughing my ass off at these filtered chuds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I definitely still enjoy it, but I'd never let my son watch that kinda shit, and certainly wouldn't take him to a midnight showing with a theater full of pervs in fishnets.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >like Rocky Horror so much at ten I convinced my parents to take me to a midnight showing for my 11th birthday
    >got there
    >the fans were fucking goblin monster people in drag and sheeeit
    >they were pre-partying outside the theater and singing songs about cutting women up and fucking them
    >got too spooked
    >chickened out and said I didn't want to see the midnight showing anymore
    >went to an all-night diner and had a patty melt instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be a huge fag to like musicals as a kid in the first place
      i used to seethe when they had musical parts in cartoons like scooby doo even if it was music i liked

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss those times, when rock'n'roll made straights and queers be friends, to the point that both made fun of each others together.
    "Superheroes", the song in the final sequence, speak also some truth
    >I've done a lot, God knows I've tried
    To find the Truth, I even Lied.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only straight people who like this movie are female

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I.E. the only ones who don't know shit about b-movie nostalgia.

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