SAY. HER. NAME.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay retard who needs gas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      US Army Stargate supersoldier.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the antichrist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaahhhh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bob would probably kill himself if he saw what became of his family.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God spared him the shame and humiliation, Bob was truly blessed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bob was actually somewhat accomplished on his own, he was an engineer for 40 years who contributed to the invention of some weird plastic manufacturing thing and fought in the korean war. he also had a giant record collection of 1000+ old obscure folk/jazz music and hosted a radio show at one point in his life

        his other 2 kids with a different wife became doctors, and then he got divorced and met chris chan's mom at a bar when he was like 50, they got married and created this creature. its clear where the junk dna comes from here

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fought in the korean war

          not quite accurate but served in korea in an engineering capacity

          >Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,[25] was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force.

          >Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products[10] and a vehicle logging system. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls that were used in plastic water container molding machines.[10][29]

          then he gave birth to this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chris chans father helped curse the world with microplastics
            literal revelations tier shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's muhammad

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic retard with delusions of grandeur who thought his deranged pokemon sonic fanfiction was high art and was obsessed with getting laid but was too creepy/retarded to do so and would do things like stalk women or tell them he'd rape them, then he uploaded a bunch of vlog rants about how he cant get laid and how hes a misunderstood super genius which the internet made fun of, they trolled him for years to do retarded shit to embarrass himself further, and then he went tranny to try and get laid with lesbians and cut a hole in his taint which got infected, then he briefly was accepted by the brony/lgtbq community for a short period in mid 10s, then he raped his mom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reads exactly like the life story of any number of roman philosophers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 500 years he will be one of the few of this era with historical documentation left over and historians will piece together their perception of our time from his story. He is truly an iconic figure of the internet age

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They might even start a whole religion based on his batshit schizo delusions since he calls himself a prophet and the harbringer of the interdimensional merge between cartoons and humans or whatever the fuck now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit is this true? How did he rape his mom if he converted his sausage to a taco?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't lop his dick off. He just made a slit between his ass and balls to resemble a vagina... He thought he was growing one using "binary beats" on Youtube, so he helped it along

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit is this true? How did he rape his mom if he converted his sausage to a taco?

          he got a taint piercing that got infected and abscessed and instead of seeing a doctor about it he thought he was growing a vagina and becoming a real girl by listening to binaural beats on youtube.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fucking forgot he pierced it, what a fucking clown

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How could you have POSSIBLY forgotten the unclit?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I consider myself mildly obsessed and not a full christorian. I won't this fucker out of jail. I want to see more

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't cut his dick off. He just cut his taint open with a razor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't snip his dick off. He just took a pair of scissors to his taint, cut open his curse hole, then called himself a woman. He did see a doctor after a bunch of retards online told him that having white puss and a stench coming from there isn't mensuration.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, all of it

        https://sonichu.com/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Newfag
        >flag
        Okay friend. I don't like you, but I'll give you advice. Making your flag as anything other than geo makes people not take you seriously. I for sure don't. If I got into an argument, I wouldn't argue, because I know your just a strongheaded dogmatic tool of a political party rather than a strongheaded dogmatic tool of an ideology. Which is something I respect.
        >Personally, I believe Dixie should be allowed for southerners.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian Weston Chandler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a cool gundam on the stereo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All leafs must fucking hang.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Optimus Prime, dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      birth name christopher, spanish name richardo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta love the hand lotion in the bottom left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We could've saved him, /misc/.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christian Weston Chadler

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s he facing? He’s actually looking at prison time right? Rape and incest are all but confirmed at this point right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's going before a grand jury to decide if he is criminally responsible or not.

      This indicates the result of the mental assessment wasn't great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been very recently scheduled to have a grand jury trial, so he either didn't take the plea deal or they really think they can nail him on this. Most likely the former because he's dumb as fuck, or possibly the latter because he's been writing about the barbussy the entire time he's been in jail in letters to people, which can be submitted as evidence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nagger how do you not know what a grand jury is? It isn't a trial, it's a jury of citizens deciding if the state even has enough evidence to continue moving forward with the case.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Teflon Tard will likely get away with a slap on the wrist legally speaking, but he'll almost certainly end up in some sort of home for the mentally enfeebled or whatever the latest P.C. euphemism is for that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish. There are fucking legions of redditors who will gladly finance a comfortable life for him whenever he’s freed, including whatever toys he wants to buy. They view him as an innocent victim of transphobia and general bullying, victim of ignorant parents that didn’t “get him the help he needed”, et cetera. I’ve literally seen people with feminist pfp’s explicitly blame Barb for her own rape. Once he gets out, these retards will organize a gofundme or whatever is popular nowadays to ensure he gets to continue living free and easy.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbussy

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god. i don't have any words for this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the words you're looking for is
        > alluringly sensual for all seasons
        * wrist flop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Porn.
        Porn fucks with your brain like you wouldn't believe.
        Humans have an innate "monkey see, monkey do" mentality. So anything they see that releases dopamine, is something they want and must try in real life even if it's nowhere near as good as the fantasy.

        I call this the Hunter Biden Principle.
        He just wants to act out everything he's seen in porn, record it, and jack off to it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye horses

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would Lecter have made of Chris? Not dinner, I know that much.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actually looked beautiful in photo on the left. Not just hot, but beautiful. You don't see that kinda care and good looks in girls now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to lurk moar.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever. You don't learn about younger Barb by lurking. You have to go to some fuckin' lolcow archives, and I'm not bothering.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nagger her backstory is in EVERY "Chris chan introduction" video. Kill yourself you lazy nagger

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel baited.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      megan schroeder was his oneitis who he met and fell in love with at the local comic book store that he played pokemon at every day.

      she pitied him and pretended to be his friend for a while because he would buy her anime off the ebay (and she also had an interest in nazi memorabilia for some reason), he wanted to fuck her and would get extremely close to her in every photo while she always looked like she wanted to back away.

      `she cut off all contact with him when he drew a crude hentai picture of himself fingering her and admitted online that it was her as a way to prove that he wasnt gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is unironically one of the more tame chris chan arcs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more tame
            More...?
            More.

            Am i gonna regret this?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, he raped his mom.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the motherfucker went off the deep end

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can we get more weird non-rape stories like

                megan schroeder was his oneitis who he met and fell in love with at the local comic book store that he played pokemon at every day.

                she pitied him and pretended to be his friend for a while because he would buy her anime off the ebay (and she also had an interest in nazi memorabilia for some reason), he wanted to fuck her and would get extremely close to her in every photo while she always looked like she wanted to back away.

                `she cut off all contact with him when he drew a crude hentai picture of himself fingering her and admitted online that it was her as a way to prove that he wasnt gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He once waged total war on sonic (his favorite franchise) because they changed sonic's arm color. It got so much press that official sonic media and employees made jokes and easter eggs about it. The climax ended with Chris macing a gamestop employer after coloring the arms of their sonic display with a marker.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >total war on sonic
                >arm color
                >easter eggs
                >macing a gamestop employee
                >coloring the arms

                Jesus!
                How did I miss this whole story?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there an archived thread you're aware with more details on this obvious mental patient?

                https://sonichu.com/cwcki
                Tons of youtube material too, i suggest genosamuel's documentary season. Think it recently broke 100 hours.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yJkjjpFM97w

                Is there an archived thread you're aware with more details on this obvious mental patient?

                CWC has lived a more well-documented life than anyone since Jesus Christ.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Christ wasn’t even as documented, there’s a good 25 years of him just fucking around in the general Nazareth area that nobody really knows about. Chris on the other hand spilled spaghetti about every detail of his upbringing that he remembers, and was featured on TV a few times before his internet debut

                I actually think Chris is the antichrist, since he’s the exact opposite of Jesus and performs horrifying anti-miracles like his attempt to troon out with sissy hypno and a sewing needle, and the recent rape of his demented mother.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there an archived thread you're aware with more details on this obvious mental patient?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                look up the docu series about chris chan on youtube by some geno dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can we get more weird non-rape stories like [...]

        Addendum to the Megan story, his defense for his pornographic drawing of her included telling her that he was NOT sorry, since he heavily implied he might’ve raped her if he didn’t get his sexual frustrations out through his “art”

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the trial btw?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When's the trial btw?
      it's going to a grand jury to determine if it will actually go to trial

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I see
        It'll be peak clownworld if it gets taken to supreme court.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hubba hubba hello Tanya let me know when you're ready for a conjugal visit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tanya? I think Mary could absolutely get it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looking at what Tanya was arrested for, if you offered her some meth, I'm sure she'd be down to fuck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            tipping your whores with meth is just good sense

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the video he made with his mother released yet?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is he going to rot in prison for the rest of his life or did he get a slap on the wrist like everyone expected?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hillary Clinton

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      haaaahahahaha
      no fucking way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY, WHO'S THAT MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND CHICKI PARM?!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Juuuulaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know with as fucked as cloud world is you would think that some fucking crazy ugly bitch would do him. I mean I heard of worse. Bitchs do anything for attention and this would have gotten them some.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright it's that time again
    Is Chrischan the antichrist and is sonichu the beast?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He took the NEET pill before it was cool

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >her

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Kek was that him getting arrested for raping his mom?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No just someone that looked like Chrischan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woe, plague be upon ye

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies are still assblasted about "misgendering".

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benjamin Franklin

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JULAY

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COMMUNISM WILL WIN

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nagger

  33. 2 months ago
    verification not required

    the craziest thing about reddit man people will nut drag across your entire post history just to find something they can fuck you over with. its a good thing not everyone cares about "karma", this coming from a murderer in UO for 23 years. i think if people can detach themsevles from their online life they wll probably be much healthier. l
    >You have lost alot of karma.
    >You have gained alot of fame.
    i miss it so much bros

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    388888566
    I'm fucking serious you fucking fuck1

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checkem

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Chris Chan is the most documented person in all of history

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ni-

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HER NAME IS BARB
    AKA SNUGGLEPUSS

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manly men men men

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JULAY!

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wayne lambright

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ian Brandon Anderson.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Grand Jury means? Will it be livestremed?

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story of Chris Chan is a modern day Greek tragedy. He was a one of a kind a true lolcow a legend one for the ages he will be remembered in history

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    trial is going to be greatest thing this world has ever seen if he pleads insanity.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nagger

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ten years from now we'll have the ex convict Aryan brotherhood arc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chris chan with a giant WOOD tattoo across his face
      Would be kino

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiffany Dover

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any lawfags here that can weigh in on the situation? I read the cwcwiki article explaining how this is a class 5 "wobbler" offense that could be either a felony or a misdemeanor and whatnot, but how do lawfags here rate Chris' chances in August?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can't really know yet because the state still has to finalize charges. Incest is a misdemeanor but there are plenty of felonies they could potentially still charge him with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not lawfag, but the first things is, does he fit to stand trial? With all lolcow and shit surrounding him he might be thrown into asylum

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HER.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    friendly reminder to anons that you will burn in hell for your sins for all the bad things you did in your life if you die without believing the gospel.

    the gospel:

    it's easy to get to heaven so don't miss out.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the trial will get livestreamed?

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